[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there

Well thank you for responding although you are busy.

So Pastor if I was baptised at birth what does that mean? After all I can not be baptised into a different religion can I? No one can be baptised twice can they?

Your infant baptism doesn't count. It's like giving a driver's liscence to a toddler; What does it mean?

You need to accept Christ into your life and repent of your various depravities and sins. Being washed in His blood is what you need.

Where do you live? Aren't there any Independant Baptist Churches in your area?

Please tell me about yourself. If you need one-on-one counseling, feel free to click on my link at the bottom of my signature.

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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I'll have you know Brother James is one of the most masculine manly men on this forum; your homosexual temptations will not even phase him. Just yesterday I saw him in his back yard wrestling an elk to the ground after one of his shots missed; it came at him. The elk charged at him, he managed to do a flip over it, grab the antlers, and slam it down on the ground.

His shirt got ripped off and he had to cook the elk out back on his fire pit. Some of the juices of the meat dripped on him, so he had to lather it like oil all over his muscular body. I watched from my window with binoculars in complete shock at his amazing strength.

As you can see, he's tough as nails, and you can't have him!

I am all woman hunny and completely heterosexual. Yes I see how very attractive he is that's why I said he was sexy....

[Soulless Husk]

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After all I can not be baptised into a different religion can I? No one can be baptised twice can they?

Thats like saying you only bathe once a week. Are you English at all? Of course someone can be baptised twice. Baptism represents the washing away of your sins, and if you are dirty you should bathe!

[Halleluyah Rob]

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I am all woman hunny and completely heterosexual. Yes I see how very attractive he is that's why I said he was sexy....

Lies!

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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Your infant baptism doesn't count. It's like giving a driver's liscence to a toddler; What does it mean?

You need to accept Christ into your life and repent of your various depravities and sins. Being washed in His blood is what you need.

Where do you live? Aren't there any Independant Baptist Churches in your area?

Please tell me about yourself. If you need one-on-one counseling, feel free to click on my link at the bottom of my signature.

Okay Pastor. Where I live there are no independent Baptist churches....If you wish I will tell you where I live in a private message.

Pastor my sins are mostly of a sexual nature I am not sure you would wish to hear about them. And I don't really know if I could give up my lifestyle its fun.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Okay Pastor. Where I live there are no independent Baptist churches....If you wish I will tell you where I live in a private message.

Pastor my sins are mostly of a sexual nature I am not sure you would wish to hear about them. And I don't really know if I could give up my lifestyle its fun.

It might be fun now, but it's not worth it to deal with an eternity of suffering in hell. Change your ways now and you can go to Heaven with us! You don't have much time, as the Rapture™ will occur on March 4, 2010. That's only 9 days away!

And don't worry, you can confide in us. Posting your sins here is a great idea, to show that you are done with that filthy lifestyle. If we can understand what you have done, we can better understand you. Confessing your sins is a great place to start.

[BelieverInGod]

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What other church does infant baptism?

Pastor,

I was baptized as an infant in the Presbyterian church and I believe the Anglican church also does infant baptism. I have since received a proper BAPTIST(C) baptism.

It's one of those silly touchy-feel good things so that parents could believe that children who died went to heaven.

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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Lies!

Hahaha wanna see my(.)(.) ???? Sorry that's inappropriate but I don't
) . (

really know how else to show you.....

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Okay Pastor. Where I live there are no independent Baptist churches....If you wish I will tell you where I live in a private message.

Pastor my sins are mostly of a sexual nature I am not sure you would wish to hear about them. And I don't really know if I could give up my lifestyle its fun.

Son, if you're going to be a part of this forum you can't hide your details from us all; we're a very close community

Your lifestyle is too fun to give up? Is it really worth having a few years of fun for an eternity being dipped in a lake of fire? If you subject yourself to LORD for your life, you'll spend an eternity in heaven on a big white fluffy cloud hugging Jesus.

It's not too late..

Acts 26:17-19- "To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me."

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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It might be fun now, but it's not worth it to deal with an eternity of suffering in hell. Change your ways now and you can go to Heaven with us! You don't have much time, as the Rapture™ will occur on March 4, 2010. That's only 9 days away!

And don't worry, you can confide in us. Posting your sins here is a great idea, to show that you are done with that filthy lifestyle. If we can understand what you have done, we can better understand you. Confessing your sins is a great place to start.

Um....I don't want children to see my sins...I do have some morals....not many but some

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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Son, if you're going to be a part of this forum you can't hide your details from us all; we're a very close community

Your lifestyle is too fun to give up? Is it really worth having a few years of fun for an eternity being dipped in a lake of fire? If you subject yourself to LORD for your life, you'll spend an eternity in heaven on a big white fluffy cloud hugging Jesus.

It's not too late..

Acts 26:17-19- "To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me."

For the last time I am a woman.....So far I think its worth it you only live once.....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Okay Pastor. Where I live there are no independent Baptist churches....If you wish I will tell you where I live in a private message.

Pastor my sins are mostly of a sexual nature I am not sure you would wish to hear about them. And I don't really know if I could give up my lifestyle its fun.

Oh don't worry, you can tell me anything, I've heard it all. As a True Christian(tm) Pastor, it's just part of my job to listen to the sins of the depraved. But let me tell you right now, missy, Jesus is not concerned with you having "fun" if it involves committing whoredoms. Spending an eternity being tortured in hellfire won't seem like fun, I guarantee it.

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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Oh don't worry, you can tell me anything, I've heard it all. As a True Christian™ Pastor, it's just part of my job to listen to the sins of the depraved. But let me tell you right now, missy, Jesus is not concerned with you having "fun" if it involves committing whoredoms. Spending an eternity being tortured in hellfire won't seem like fun, I guarantee it.

What is a whoredom Pastor?

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Hahaha wanna see my(.)(.) ???? Sorry that's inappropriate but I don't
) . (

really know how else to show you.....

Deuteronomy 23:18- "Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Perhaps me and you should get together and talk about why you're so quick to prostitute yourself to random men;We can have a long intense discussion if you please.

So far I think its worth it you only live once.....

Matthew 25:46- "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."

Sorry, but being a righteous man means I will live forever, so you had better get used to me!

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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Deuteronomy 23:18- "Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Perhaps me and you should get together and talk about why you're so quick to prostitute yourself to random men;We can have a long intense discussion if you please.



Matthew 25:46- "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."

Sorry, but being a righteous man means I will live forever, so you had better get used to me!

Its only prostitution if I expect something of monetary value back....which i did not say anything about.

Intense discussion you say? Hmmmm how old are you? If you don't mind my asking....