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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015
    #1

    Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

    I am going to introduce to you one of my friends, who goes by Rico Love.

    Who is he? He is a rapper, whose hometown is Milwaukee (corner of 42nd and Hampton, to be exact).

    Before you go blamming him, here are some things you don't know.

    1. He has never sold any drugs (And is proud of it)
    2. He has never killed anyone either (And is proud of that too)
    3. His dad's a Baptist minister.

    So, when you approve him, get ready for him, OK?
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414
      #2
      Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

      So you're bringing your rappist "friend" who indulges in "music" with jungle beats that anger Jesus to God's Favorite Forum and you don't want us... shooting at him? I'm trying to understand "blamming". It could be an error and you meant to say "blaming", but that doesn't make sense either. Blame him for what? Stealing our pies? We don't blame him for that. It's part of the curse of Ham. He can't help it until he accepts Jesus and gives up his wily Nigra ways.
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        • Father Thomas Martin
          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
          • Jul 2007
          • 1015
          #3
          Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          So you're bringing your rappist "friend" who indulges in "music" with jungle beats that anger Jesus to God's Favorite Forum and you don't want us... shooting at him? I'm trying to understand "blamming". It could be an error and you meant to say "blaming", but that doesn't make sense either. Blame him for what? Stealing our pies? We don't blame him for that. It's part of the curse of Ham. He can't help it until he accepts Jesus and gives up his wily Nigra ways.
          He says you haven't activated his profile yet. Plus he has some pretty good songs (a few give props to the Lord), so please activate him!
          ACTS 5:29
          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

              You think we REALLY care about this Papist Rapist?

              Here's something you will understand. Apparently your Cult has some "Deadly Sins". 7 in all.

              Anyway, I have found an eighth Sin just for your friend

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              Pastor, my apology for the blasphemy but I think It's necessary to get the point across.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Father Thomas Martin
                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1015
                  #5
                  Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  You think we REALLY care about this Papist Rapist?

                  Here's something you will understand. Apparently your Cult has some "Deadly Sins". 7 in all.

                  Anyway, I have found an eighth Sin just for your friend

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                  Pastor, my apology for the blasphemy but I think It's necessary to get the point across.
                  1. The guy I'm going to introduce is a black Baptist.
                  2. He doesn't brag about using guns (He'd prefer to be one of the better role models in hip-hop)

                  So, hear before you judge...
                  ACTS 5:29
                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      I am going to introduce to you one of my friends, who goes by Rico Love.

                      Who is he? He is a rapper, whose hometown is Milwaukee (corner of 42nd and Hampton, to be exact).

                      Before you go blamming him, here are some things you don't know.

                      1. He has never sold any drugs (And is proud of it)
                      2. He has never killed anyone either (And is proud of that too)
                      3. His dad's a Baptist minister.
                      It's always the things people don't say that tell us the most. In this case, it is clear and undeniable that the Catlicker's homeless negro friend is a serial rapist.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892
                          #7
                          Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                          He's never killed anyone? Not even a single witch? (Exodus 22:18)
                          He obviously lacks dedication in carrying out our Lord's commandments.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-18-2007, 10:56 AM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • Homertard
                              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 668
                              #8
                              Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                              Oh yes, because murder is perfectly legal now days! (Sarcasim)

                              Let's meet your friend.

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                                • SalvationSeeker
                                  True Christian™ Theologian
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 3892
                                  #9
                                  Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                  Oh yes, because murder is perfectly legal now days! (Sarcasim)
                                  It's not murder if God commands it.
                                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                    • Homertard
                                      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 668
                                      #10
                                      Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                      Sadly, the police disagree on that.

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                                        • SalvationSeeker
                                          True Christian™ Theologian
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 3892
                                          #11
                                          Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                          Sadly, the police disagree on that.
                                          Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
                                          2 Timothy 3:12
                                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                            • Joo
                                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 831
                                              #12
                                              Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                              It's not murder if God commands it.
                                              Actually yeah it is.

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                                                • Homertard
                                                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 668
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                                  lol. Techinally, your still killing someone, right or wrong. It is murder still.

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                                                    • SalvationSeeker
                                                      True Christian™ Theologian
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 3892
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                                      Originally posted by Joo View Post
                                                      Actually yeah it is.
                                                      I simply refuse to discuss what's murder and not with a Christ-killing jew.
                                                      Until you've apologized for MURDERING our Lord and Saviour and stopped your money-grubbing joo ways, I just won't.

                                                      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                                      lol. Techinally, your still killing someone, right or wrong. It is murder still.
                                                      No.
                                                      Or do you consider capital punishment murder too?
                                                      The two are completely different.. And God commands witches to be killed: (ie executed)
                                                      Thus, it's not murder at all. But capital punishment, God's favourite punishment.
                                                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-18-2007, 11:54 AM.
                                                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                        • Joo
                                                          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 831
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Get ready to meet a friend of mine...

                                                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                                          I simply refuse to discuss what's murder and not with a Christ-killing jew.
                                                          Until you've apologized for MURDERING our Lord and Saviour and stopped your money-grubbing joo ways, I just won't.



                                                          No.
                                                          Or do you consider capital punishment murder too?
                                                          The two are completely different.. And God commands witches to be killed: (ie executed)
                                                          Thus, it's not murder at all. But capital punishment, God's favourite punishment.
                                                          Yes Capital Punishment is Murder. Execution is murder.

                                                          Second I'm not a Joo, my relative did not kill Christ as they were not Jewish either, therefore I don't need to be forced into apologizing for something my relatives didn't even do. Third I'm not a money-grubber.

                                                          So why don't you apologize for accusing me of untruths.

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