[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

I see from your mastery of the English language that you have been poorly home schooled. I honestly can't understand a single thing that you're trying to say. Your second sentence doesn't even contain a verb!

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

Very insightful, didnt think of that.

[Tekk021]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

i'm going there for personal reasons, also to support Alfred King.
He's exactly what Freehold needs. A good, healthy dose of reality.

People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

The best way to avoid being seen would be to stay a Godly distance away from Freehold. The East coast might be far enough.

i'm going there for personal reasons, also to support Alfred King.
He's exactly what Freehold needs. A good, healthy dose of reality.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Though i hope not, since i would much rather just avoid being seen entirely than inflict pain.

The best way to avoid being seen would be to stay a Godly distance away from Freehold. The East coast might be far enough.

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Hunting? Since we're going to start flaunting all our experiences i'll just let you know when i lived in Rio de Janeiro for self defense i decided to train Ninjutsu, and that's worked wonderfully for me. I'll be sure to look out for you during this Witch Hunt thing. Oh yes, we learn all sorts of beautiful techniques. Among them is silence, tree climbing, sneaking, and wonderful incapacitating twists that will make you scream for mercy.
Just my two cents.

Though i hope not, since i would much rather just avoid being seen entirely than inflict pain.

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!






I will have you know that not only am I 100% Caucasian but I am also the PROUD daughter of a United States Marine. I have received training in many different hunting techniques that my father and our friends practice yearly in the marshes near the local Boodist enclave. Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival.

Hunting? Since we're going to start flaunting all our experiences i'll just let you know when i lived in Rio de Janeiro for self defense i decided to train Ninjutsu, and that's worked wonderfully for me. I'll be sure to look out for you during this Witch Hunt thing. Oh yes, we learn all sorts of beautiful techniques. Among them is silence, tree climbing, sneaking, and wonderful incapacitating twists that will make you scream for mercy.
Just my two cents.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

I was talking about the woods. Does that give you sexual fantasies? Does Philippe know what you are doing with hedgehogs in your spare time?

I'm not the one whose religion worships a woman for having relations with a bipedal goat (who is technically her bastard son). Bestiality and incest together in one religion? Well from what I've heard about you, that seems about right.

You are marrying a belgican. According to your stupid fairytale religion, the man is the head of the woman, so your head becomes belgican. The head contains the mind, so this makes you a belgican.

We are not even officially engaged at this point in time. Until that comes to pass, my father, a US Marine is the head of my household.

By your own reasoning, since you refuse to marry and since you hide from your own father, you have no mind. Correct?

When exactly did I display any sympathies for the writings of Joseph Smith?

Your religion is about as legitimate as that of the Mormons. They're similar in history as well in that a power hungry pervert wrote a book about a pipe dream and convinced thousands of weak minded idiots to follow his lead. Come to think of it, I'm not sure whether wicka has more in common with the Mormon religion or with Scientology...all three are equally ridiculous.

You are doing quite "manly" things, I see. Christians in Freehold frown upon such practices. I advise you to not to let Pastor Zeke know this, he doesn't like such a thing at all.

So long as my hunting and fishing do not interfere with my housework, they are nothing to be ashamed of. I personally consider the butchering shed to simply be an extension of my kitchen. Why should my father or my future husband have to dirty their hands in preparing the meat for the table?

I meant that as an example for christian girls in general, I was not particularly thinking about you. I estimated your age to be 8, in fact, maybe 7.

I would have to agree with you that the average young Christian girl DOES tend to have a rather sophisticated mastery of the English language. It's a side effect of being taught to read the Bible at such an early age.

As for Philippe being older than me, what do you honestly expect? Why would I want to marry a child when I'll soon have my hands full with my own babies? I highly recommend that all women marry men who are at least 50% older than themselves. Let them gain experience and wisdom so that you know they are prepared to run the household like a true Christian man should!

Oh yes, please do so. Pastor Zeke and Levi Jones do this multiple times a day, but he doesn't know where I am now. I know when it is wise to move, so to say.

Hmm...I wonder if the good Church of Landover would accept a case of GPS microchip enabled darts as my first tithe?

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Yes, well let's see you type it without an error!

I dont need to.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Wow this town seems to be filled with the Crazies Miss Cassie.

Yes, you could say that.

I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!

I was talking about the woods. Does that give you sexual fantasies? Does Philippe know what you are doing with hedgehogs in your spare time?

That is not the first time that you have called me 'Belgican'. The first time, I was willing to call it an honest mistake and overlook it since you are, after all, a mormon.

You are marrying a belgican. According to your stupid fairytale religion, the man is the head of the woman, so your head becomes belgican. The head contains the mind, so this makes you a belgican.

When exactly did I display any sympathies for the writings of Joseph Smith?

Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival.

You are doing quite "manly" things, I see. Christians in Freehold frown upon such practices. I advise you to not to let Pastor Zeke know this, he doesn't like such a thing at all.

As for me being 14...well, I've been told that I could still pass as a teenager but yours is the most extreme compliment thus far.

I meant that as an example for christian girls in general, I was not particularly thinking about you. I estimated your age to be 8, in fact, maybe 7.

I have a few years on you, girlie, and I am NOT afraid to give your father a phone call and ask him to remind you about how you should treat your elders.

Oh yes, please do so. Pastor Zeke and Levi Jones do this multiple times a day, but he doesn't know where I am now. I know when it is wise to move, so to say.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Twice.

Yes, well let's see you type it without an error!

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

I meant to say that you are, after all, a mormon. Sorry, mormon / mormon, I always get those two confused!

Twice.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

The first time, I was willing to call it an honest mistake and overlook it since you are, after all, a mormon.

I meant to say 'm.o.r.o.n' however, I rather like the word filter here, it improved my post drastically.

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!

Get your mind out of the gutters. How immature.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

I come a lot in the woods

I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!

Silly belgican girl. I am not sexually attracted to mr. King, he is more than twice my age. I like guys of my own age, I'm not a christian loser who marries a man of 37 when she is 14 herself.

That is not the first time that you have called me 'Belgican'. The first time, I was willing to call it an honest mistake and overlook it since you are, after all, a moron.

I will have you know that not only am I 100% Caucasian but I am also the PROUD daughter of a United States Marine. I have received training in many different hunting techniques that my father and our friends practice yearly in the marshes near the local Boodist enclave. Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival.

As for me being 14...well, I've been told that I could still pass as a teenager but yours is the most extreme compliment thus far. I have a few years on you, girlie, and I am NOT afraid to give your father a phone call and ask him to remind you about how you should treat your elders.