[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

to make yourself look better in the eyes of your god

I do not need to do that. God is all knowing, it is not possible to fool Him. Just like your little lies here will not convince God that you never looked at porn.

[Tekk021]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Ah, the lack of focus so common to the public school student. No doubt you were staring at the firm young buttocks of the football player seated ahead of you.



No doubt, they gave up. Poor dears. I imagine God will reward them with an eternity of torture for their failures.

Well, you were the one who brought up staring to "male buttocks" . Perhaps you do not realize it but all those "male buttocks" you have been staring at are porn. That you have a different name for it does not mean it is not porn.

Now you see Sir COM your Rev. M. Rodimer. Brought up the "buttocks" first, in which I commented about, had you actually been reading and comprehending what had been typed, and had entered your tiny mind, you would note that I have nothing to do with such things as that. However, your mind seems to be too tiny to process such information as that, in which case I feel very sorry for you, since you are twisting my words to make yourself look better in the eyes of your god.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Thank you for you showing your stupidity in this post. I in fact do not look at porn, no would I, it's disgusting. And the masturbation you speak of, I have never done, nor would I, if you assume that everyone is like that, than you are making an ass of yourself. But, I thank you for showing how ignorant you truly are.

Well, you were the one who brought up staring to "male buttocks" . Perhaps you do not realize it but all those "male buttocks" you have been staring at are porn. That you have a different name for it does not mean it is not porn.

[Tekk021]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

Thank you for you showing your stupidity in this post. I in fact do not look at porn, no would I, it's disgusting. And the masturbation you speak of, I have never done, nor would I, if you assume that everyone is like that, than you are making an ass of yourself. But, I thank you for showing how ignorant you truly are.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

male buttocks

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Tekk021]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Yes, they could have dropped you down a well and saved themselves the pain of rearing such a miserable brat.

Frankly, you were the one implying that I was looking at the male rear, so it would have to be some sick part of your mind to think that, with out even knowing me. I would not be surprised one bit if you in fact, were the one that liked looking that the male buttocks if you are so quick to assume everyone else is.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Thank you very much. And no, thank you. I am perfectly straight. I have a girlfriend, who was born a woman, and is staying a woman thank you very much. As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

Yes, they could have dropped you down a well and saved themselves the pain of rearing such a miserable brat.

[Philippe]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

You made your point and we confirmed already.

[Tekk021]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Ah, the lack of focus so common to the public school student. No doubt you were staring at the firm young buttocks of the football player seated ahead of you.



No doubt, they gave up. Poor dears. I imagine God will reward them with an eternity of torture for their failures.

Thank you very much. And no, thank you. I am perfectly straight. I have a girlfriend, who was born a woman, and is staying a woman thank you very much. As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

But thank you, I take that as a compliment, because my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me, I'm actually glad of it.

You may have a chance after all. The Bible teaches us that it is good to hate our parents and you seem to already have that covered.

Luke, chapter 14:26

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Or I might be like the rest of you here...or not, my parents weren't very religious.

Try again?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

Thank you, but I was not home schooled, like your tiny mind would assume. Anyway, as for the "any" that was in my last post, it was not supposed to be there, i was distracted while typing it.

Ah, the lack of focus so common to the public school student. No doubt you were staring at the firm young buttocks of the football player seated ahead of you.

Huh, that's funny, because I haven't seen any tears coming from their eyes lately, at least not caused by myself.

No doubt, they gave up. Poor dears. I imagine God will reward them with an eternity of torture for their failures.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me

We already noticed that.

[Tekk021]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

I see from your mastery of the English language that you have been poorly home schooled. I honestly can't understand a single thing that you're trying to say. Your second sentence doesn't even contain a verb!

Thank you, but I was not home schooled, like your tiny mind would assume. Anyway, as for the "any" that was in my last post, it was not supposed to be there, i was distracted while typing it.

The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.

Huh, that's funny, because I haven't seen any tears coming from their eyes lately, at least not caused by myself. But thank you, I take that as a compliment, because my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me, I'm actually glad of it. Or I might be like the rest of you here...or not, my parents weren't very religious.

[Sariel]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.

Oh what a great example you are.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.