I came to lend a hand

[Harry Nagasaki]

Harry Nagasaki's the name, but hey just call me Harry. I was interested in Christ from an early age after reading a comic book on the life and times of Jesusu.

I've also been facinated by American culture ever since your fellow countrymen brought chewing-gum, baseball and chlamydia to Japan during the occupation.

I come from a small village in the frozen north of Japan. Where legend has it that Jesus actually escaped the cross, his brother a half Japanese actually died on the cross. The real Jesus-san smuggled himself to my village along with a number of disciples. He married a good Japanese women, not unlike many famous westerners do, he sired 3 heallthy sons and lived to the age of 106 years old.

His descendents can still be found today in my village and they are revered in our state as great cultivators of delicious garlic, or as we like to call it, niniku

Both myself and my good wife Yoko have been a casual observer of the site for a while now, but rest assured we are no casual observers when it comes to the word of God.

We are born again Baptists but also believe the good book needs revising slightly to show the initial 11 years of ministry Jesus had in Japan from his 20th birthday and also his cunning escape from the cross and subsequant absconding to retire in Japan.

I am currently working on such a revision in my spare time from work, I work in Japanese correction facilities. And I am hoping if not deemed to narcisitic to call my chapter simply Harry.

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, Acts and Romans follow on...

And then Harry

Love be on you all

[Petal]

Re: I came to lend a hand

what be jap word for loon, Mr.Harry?

[Harry Nagasaki]

Re: I came to lend a hand

Tondaru Hito - literally means Flying Person

[Talitha]

Re: I came to lend a hand

Welcome Hally

I guess we'll need to start an ex-Gook Ministry soon. No doubt you have lots of relatives wanting to renounce their Japanese ways.

Now, forget this nonsense about a Jesus San. There is only one Jesus Christ and It's the one written about in the only True Book called the King James Bible.

Any more of your nonsense and I'll have to Infractionize you.

[Petal]

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Tondaru Hito - literally means Flying Person

loons only fly when they be possesseds by demons an jump off cliffs an buildings an stuff, an i no this cuz sometimes them wicker loons jump off our church roofs, they runs away from our pastors an climbs up onto the roofs an then they jumps an then they go splat, it be demons that make them do that

[SayvedByTheLord]

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At least you are literate, unlike another one of your fishhead eating countrymen that bothers us.

[Himura Kimiko]

Re: I came to lend a hand

Harry Nagasaki's the name, but hey just call me Harry. I was interested in Christ from an early age after reading a comic book on the life and times of Jesusu.

I've also been facinated by American culture ever since your fellow countrymen brought chewing-gum, baseball and chlamydia to Japan during the occupation.

I come from a small village in the frozen north of Japan. Where legend has it that Jesus actually escaped the cross, his brother a half Japanese actually died on the cross. The real Jesus-san smuggled himself to my village along with a number of disciples. He married a good Japanese women, not unlike many famous westerners do, he sired 3 heallthy sons and lived to the age of 106 years old.

His descendents can still be found today in my village and they are revered in our state as great cultivators of delicious garlic, or as we like to call it, niniku

Both myself and my good wife Yoko have been a casual observer of the site for a while now, but rest assured we are no casual observers when it comes to the word of God.

We are born again Baptists but also believe the good book needs revising slightly to show the initial 11 years of ministry Jesus had in Japan from his 20th birthday and also his cunning escape from the cross and subsequant absconding to retire in Japan.

I am currently working on such a revision in my spare time from work, I work in Japanese correction facilities. And I am hoping if not deemed to narcisitic to call my chapter simply Harry.

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, Acts and Romans follow on...

And then Harry

Love be on you all

I've never heard about that legend! Where exactly did you hear it?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I came to lend a hand

We are born again Baptists but also believe the good book needs revising slightly to show the initial 11 years of ministry Jesus had in Japan from his 20th birthday and also his cunning escape from the cross and subsequant absconding to retire in Japan.

If that's what you believe, then you are not genuinely born again.

1 Cor. 15:17-20: And if Christ be not raised, your faith [is] vain; ye are yet in your sins. Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished. If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable. But now is Christ risen from the dead, [and] become the firstfruits of them that slept.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've never heard about that legend! Where exactly did you hear it?

He made it up. He pulled it out of his skinny little ass, just as all Japs do.

Why do you kids fall for every ridiculous lie the slopes tell you?

[Once was lost]

Re: I came to lend a hand

'Nagasaki," an interesting name. A name all good Christians should fondly remember. Our Christian God wrecked havoc on Nagasaki for its sins against us. I can watch that old archival footage over and over of that Mushroom cloud and thank God that he gave Christians the power to create such things against those primitive creatures who simply cannot grasp his existence.