[Giahomo Casanova]

Re: Salutations

My word! It appears we have an honest-to-God Eurotrash queer on our hands. Someone call security.

No way are you from Texas. How come you've not had some sense beaten into you yet?

Why is it so hard to believe that I'm from Texas? And what exactly do you mean "had some sense beaten into me"?

Welcome, welcome, Giacomo . I am The Omerta.

Thank you for the welcome, Omerta.


(By the way, I see that someone has altered my name. I had a feeling that would happen and yet I still decided to use Giacomo.)

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Salutations

(By the way, I see that someone has altered my name.)

That's pretty common for the newbs around here.

[Actor Incumbant Potato]

Re: Salutations

YEAH! I joined as willing_little_angel_237 and look what they did to me!
I don't even speak Greek....

[weeping_willow]

Re: Salutations

Bonjour. My name is Giacomo Casanova.

I have been browsing your site and web forums for some time now, and I thought that it was about time that I joined. My friend, I believe you know her as Angelique, first told me about this "Landover Baptist" thing and I decided to check it out.

Before you all start asking me about whether or not I have found Jesus or if I would "tithe", I must decline. I am not here to find a new religion. I am not here to donate money. I'm just here to have interesting discussions about various things in the world with a variety of people.


Well, that is all for now.
Au revoir.

Wow, you were activated pretty quick. Didn't you just register, like, two or three days ago. It doesn't look like you're off to a good start though.

(By the way, I see that someone has altered my name. I had a feeling that would happen and yet I still decided to use Giacomo.)

I told you they were gonna do that! You should have just gone with Casanova.

Anyway, welcome to the forum. I hope you have a lot of fun.

YEAH! I joined as willing_little_angel_237 and look what they did to me!
I don't even speak Greek....

It sounds more like latin to me.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Salutations

YEAH! I joined as willing_little_angel_237 and look what they did to me!
I don't even speak Greek ....

Actually hon, I don't speak Greek either -- this is Latin, not Greek

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Salutations

Why is it so hard to believe that I'm from Texas? And what exactly do you mean "had some sense beaten into me"?

Thank you for the welcome, Omerta.

(By the way, I see that someone has altered my name. I had a feeling that would happen and yet I still decided to use Giacomo.)

Don't you think it's cute they way they tamper with the names? They're quite clever about it, really -- I just love yours!

I believe you when you tell 'em you're from Texas -- why would you lie about where you live?

Hmm, on second thought, some of the mental cases who join up here would lie about anything ... but you don't seem like a mental to me.

[Actor Incumbant Potato]

Re: Salutations

some of the mental cases who join up here would lie about anything ...

Before you know it they make up an elaborate ruse involving a change of name & greek-latin confusion, whilst actually still enjoying there original (more & more to-the-point I might add) meaningful name... All the while laughing their pathetic ass off behind their sad keyboard.

Lord, I need an actual hobby! Or smarter internet acquaintances. Or an international sign for irony. Or some type of medicine against mind numbness. Maybe a cross. A white sheet. Pair of scissors. Salvation. In any form or way. A new avatar. A thoroughly annoying discussion. Maybe just a sandwich. I’m thinking turkey. Would that help at all against numbnuts?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Salutations

Wow, you were activated pretty quick. Didn't you just register, like, two or three days ago. It doesn't look like you're off to a good start though.

That isn't that fast actually, my friend and I were activated the day after we registered.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Salutations

Why is it so hard to believe that I'm from Texas? And what exactly do you mean "had some sense beaten into me"?

As far as I'm aware, Texans aren't exactly famed for their tolerance of pretentious wannabe-Eurotrash.

(By the way, I see that someone has altered my name. I had a feeling that would happen and yet I still decided to use Giacomo.)

Are you a masochist? Jesus hates that, unless you're a woman, in which case He can kind of live with it.

Lord, I need an actual hobby! Or smarter internet acquaintances. Or an international sign for irony. Or some type of medicine against mind numbness. Maybe a cross. A white sheet. Pair of scissors. Salvation... Would that help at all against numbnuts?

If you don't want to spend eternity drowning in the Lake of Fire while Satan claps your manbags between two icebergs, I'd say Salvation is exactly what you need.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Salutations

Lord, I need an actual hobby! Or smarter internet acquaintances. Or an international sign for irony. Or some type of medicine against mind numbness. Maybe a cross. A white sheet. Pair of scissors. Salvation. In any form or way. A new avatar. A thoroughly annoying discussion. Maybe just a sandwich. I’m thinking turkey. Would that help at all against numbnuts?

Hmmm ... you've written some colorful imagery here ... maybe you should write a novel ...

... anyway, nice avatar

[Giahomo Casanova]

Re: Salutations

As far as I'm aware, Texans aren't exactly famed for their tolerance of pretentious wannabe-Eurotrash.

Well, some of the smaller, "redneck" towns might not be as accepting as a lot of people would like, but you'd probably be surprised at the tolerance of the bigger cities.
I've known at least 2 exchange students who were from Europe and they were welcomed with open arms.

Are you a masochist? Jesus hates that, unless you're a woman, in which case He can kind of live with it.

No, I just had a slip of my senses (translation: I wasn't thinking straight then) by thinking that nobody would change my name, even though I've seen it done to others.
I just walked right into it, I guess.

(And, FYI: I'm a man, not a woman.)

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Salutations

I wasn't thinking straight

You aren't thinking straight?
I knew you were a homo.

[Giahomo Casanova]

Re: Salutations

You aren't thinking straight?
I knew you were a homo.

By "straight", I meant "clearly". (I guess I need to watch what I type around these people).
And I am NOT GAY!!! Just ask any one of my friends or any one of my ex-girlfriends.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations

By "straight", I meant "clearly". (I guess I need to watch what I type around these people).
And I am NOT GAY!!! Just ask any one of my friends or any one of my ex-girlfriends.

You have a fag eurotrash name, and your photo looks pretty queer. Anything you want to tell us?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Salutations

By "straight", I meant "clearly". (I guess I need to watch what I type around these people).
And I am NOT GAY!!! Just ask any one of my friends or any one of my ex-girlfriends.

Son, no one from Texas makes up high-finaglin' names like that or tries to speak any foreign language except "Hey Pablo, vamonos" or something equivalent to get the dang pickers back to pickin'.

I know that because I am a Texan, raised by Texans in San Antonio, Texas. And I went to a school known as "The University", when there was just one, in Austin.

Now g'wan and pull that prancy stuff elsewhere, because y'all ain't from Texas...at least not from Bexar county.