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  • #31
    Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    So you are the metaphorical one legged man in an ass kicking contest?
    No, a friend, in all honestly, went to far in an arm wrestle and broke them.

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    • #32
      Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
      No, a friend, in all honestly, went to far in an arm wrestle and broke them.
      I thought you claimed to have been ambushed by vegans while selling your little sister to Arabs? How many lies are you going to spin us?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #33
        Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

        No, you made that claim. Not me.

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        • #34
          Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          No, you made that claim. Not me.
          Are you claiming you never made these lying posts?
          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          No, a business deal went sour, and I was wounded.
          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          We were selling supplies to a cilent, and we were ambushed by unknown men.

          I am no outlaw. I am a business man.
          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          Well, it wasn't that.

          It was legal business. We were ambushed by some nutters with sticks though, and were attacked. They were vegans, I think.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

            I suffer the wound which broke my fingers in April.

            That, which you have just posted was an operation I under took recently.

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            • #36
              Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              Personally, I believe that Retards are already hated by Jesus enough and I leave well alone because of all the dribbling they get up to.
              You should really not be so horrible about them.

              For you.... [ATTACH]2155[/ATTACH]
              Oh gawd, you even used a pic from ED! Plz to be adding moar picz to this thread.

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              • #37
                Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

                Originally posted by MissionSurool View Post
                And what better place than in the "false religions" board?

                I'm Lana. I'm 20 years old and I have been married to my husband for a little over a year now. I am what most would consider a "goth" but I am in no way what everyone wants you to believe. Here's a website for any newbies.

                Bondage - Wikipedia
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage


                It's got all the info you need.
                You have been moved to the appropriate "introductions" thread. I hope you enjoy your (probably very short) stay on our Godly forum. If you are here to mock Jesus and persecute us, you will be dispatched from our happy company in a falsh. If you are here to study True Christianity and repent of your degenerate ways, then welcome and good luck.

                By the way, do you have your husband's permission to be in this forum? The Holy Bible says you must.

                1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  Oh gawd, you even used a pic from ED! Plz to be adding moar picz to this thread.
                  Friend, if you want to pollute yourself by stroking your Yiddish tallywhacker while gazing at mudkip pornography, there's already a million and one sites catering to you out there. Please do not attempt to degrade Jesus's Favourite Forums any further.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    Oh gawd, you even used a pic from ED! Plz to be adding moar picz to this thread.
                    Disgusting. Now we find out that you are one of those sickos who gets off on retard porno. I'll bet you even follow retard wrestling.

                    Take your perversion elsewhere, kike.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: I guess I'll make an introduction...

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Friend, if you want to pollute yourself by stroking your Yiddish tallywhacker while gazing at mudkip pornography, there's already a million and one sites catering to you out there. Please do not attempt to degrade Jesus's Favourite Forums any further.
                      And you know about Mudkips! Ha ha!

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