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  • Hello. My name is Tyler

    Hi My name is Tyler, and for some time now I have been becoming frustrated with how the religions around me are acting. You see, I live in a mainly Catholic area, and some of the things they do seem down right ludicrous. It hurts me to think that they are trying to spread their word. Well, because of this I have been looking for the right place to go, looking for the religion that is teaching the true way of God, and i think I found it

  • #2
    Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

    *Sigh* I suppose you are the latest supplicant into the bosom of Landover. All full of the fire and brimstone. Very well.

    I believe the next question is, what is your favorite Bible verse? Mine is my signature.
    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

      Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
      *Sigh* I suppose you are the latest supplicant into the bosom of Landover. All full of the fire and brimstone. Very well.

      I believe the next question is, what is your favorite Bible verse? Mine is my signature.

      2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version)


      16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

      Also, why do you sigh? Are you sighing because you do not believe what they say here? Its all in the book my friend, the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be saved.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

        Welcome to our friendly forums, Tyler. Please tell us, are you married? How many Christian Sons has your wife given you?

        Also, Please ignore the above poster, he'll be in in Hell soon enough.
        Matthew 7:15
        Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

          Originally posted by grantedgrace View Post
          2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version)


          16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

          Also, why do you sigh? Are you sighing because you do not believe what they say here? Its all in the book my friend, the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be saved.
          I don't believe the Old Testament always applies. I believe the KJV is a flawed translation, but your mileage may vary.

          I generally minister to the castoffs. I have no idea why I am speaking to one such as yourself here. Since we're conversing, tell me, is it through faith or works that we are saved?

          You don't have to answer that.

          Your friend in the softer side of Jesus,
          Sam
          Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
          For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

            What church do you attend, son? Please tell us about yourself, not the papists in your neighborhood.

            How old are you? How did you come to find Jesus?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What church do you attend, son? Please tell us about yourself, not the papists in your neighborhood.

              How old are you? How did you come to find Jesus?

              I am 21 years old. I do not attend a church, since as I said all the ones near me are Catholic. I found Jesus through reading the bible. I am not married, and therefore have no children. All the women around my area are either Catholic or...for lack of a better term, sluts. It makes me sad to see these teenage girls having sex at such young ages, and not even caring. And for Samuel, I believe it is through faith that we are saved. Doing good things does not necessarily grant you access into heaven. You seem like a fine fellow though, so what do you mean you minister to the castoffs?

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              • #8
                Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                Hio Tyler, welcome!

                Not many young people today are capable of seeing through the smoke and mirrors of the catlick Church. You are one of the smart ones.

                Get a KJV1611 Bible. Read it, every word and live by it. Join a good Baptist Church, one that actually follows the entire Bible. Repent all your sins and get Baptized. Pray that God accepts you.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Hio Tyler, welcome!

                  Not many young people today are capable of seeing through the smoke and mirrors of the catlick Church. You are one of the smart ones.

                  Get a KJV1611 Bible. Read it, every word and live by it. Join a good Baptist Church, one that actually follows the entire Bible. Repent all your sins and get Baptized. Pray that God accepts you.

                  Thank you, and I may add one more thing. Most young people today do not see through the smoke that is the media, and liberalism. They cannot see the bible clearly, and this yet again makes me sad.

                  I also had an inquiry, how is it that you advance on this website? How do I become unsaved trash? I have accepted Jesus, and i live by the word of God, how do I become a True Christian member?

                  Thank you very much for your time, and for your gracious welcome

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                    Dear friend:

                    I welcome you in Christ's abundant love.

                    In my own case, I have advanced by continually making posts that show God's Word as it is, so as to glorify Him.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      Dear friend:

                      I welcome you in Christ's abundant love.

                      In my own case, I have advanced by continually making posts that show God's Word as it is, so as to glorify Him.

                      So the more I post, the more I advance? That is very simple. Thank you

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                        Well, not quite so simple. Yes, you must post to advance. But the quality of your posts is very (if not more) important. For example, I was a slow learner, I plugged away. I read my Bible, rebukked heathens, praised God. In time, I was made a Forum Member.

                        Think of God. He did not just accept you because you existed. You had to prove yourself to Him. If you are truly Saved and worthy, it will come.

                        God does not like beggars.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                          Originally posted by grantedgrace View Post
                          I also had an inquiry, how is it that you advance on this website? How do I become unsaved trash? I have accepted Jesus, and i live by the word of God, how do I become a True Christian member?
                          Just don't be sloppy, jot things down, and work your fingers to the bone when studying Scripture.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello. My name is Tyler

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Just don't be sloppy, jot things down, and work your fingers to the bone when studying Scripture.
                            Thank you pastor. I will keep your words at heart. What do you mean though by being sloppy? Do you mean do not post threads that are not well thought out? And do not worry, I read my bible every day.

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