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  • Brother Cooper
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Hello, new Baptist friends.

    I am Brother Cooper, formerly Elder Cooper, a recently returned Mormon missionary. I served in the Columbia, South Carolina Mission for two years. My family lived in Idaho when I left on my mission and they moved to Wyoming while I was gone. Wyoming is interesting. I am a Boy Scout leader and I have some funny stories about young boys and camping, but none involving sins of the flesh. I am still keeping myself pure for the one I will share eternity with.

    I know some Baptists feel animosity toward Momos, but I assure you I have nothing against Baptists. I have no reservations about standing side-by-side with other Christians and banging the drum of truth or rocking faces with a 20lb volume of holy writ.

    I look forward to meeting you all and spreading the good word to a world full of heathens and wayward Christians.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

    Welcome Brother Cooper. Though as I am sure you know, we are Devout (note the capital 'D') True Christian(tm) Baptists.

    Being you are a moron, is it true about the underwear? Forgive me for asking but I have never actually met one of you until now and wanted to hear it first hand.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

      Originally posted by Brother Cooper View Post
      I am Brother Cooper, formerly Elder Cooper, a recently returned Mormon missionary. I served in the Columbia, South Carolina Mission for two years. My family lived in Idaho when I left on my mission and they moved to Wyoming while I was gone. Wyoming is interesting. I am a Boy Scout leader and I have some funny stories about young boys and camping, but none involving sins of the flesh. I am still keeping myself pure for the one I will share eternity with.

      I know some Baptists feel animosity toward Momos, but I assure you I have nothing against Baptists. I have no reservations about standing side-by-side with other Christians and banging the drum of truth or rocking faces with a 20lb volume of holy writ.
      What do you mean, "other Christians"? That expression would only make sense if you were also a Christian, but you're not, you're a Mormon.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Brother Cooper
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2010
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

        Brother James, your question is too ambiguous for me to answer properly.

        Is what true about the underwear? Most of what you need to know is in Exodus 29, but I'm fairly certain you knew that already. I don’t presume to advise you on matters of scriptural understanding. I just need more clarification of what exactly you want me to explain about the underwear.

        And yes, I know the Landover Cavalry for Christ are the foremost purveyors of Biblical truth on the internet. I'm a big fan.

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        • Brother Cooper
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2010
          • 3

          #5
          Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

          Brother Temperance, I appreciate your passion for Christ, new friend.

          We are all Christians. We all follow Christ because he paved the only path back to God. Christ paid for everyone’s sins. Whether the individual accepts His eternal atonement or not, Christ still paid the price. Even Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans, and other religions of Lucifer, the father of all lies, must eventually accept the REALITY of Christ’s atoning sacrifice. They’re Christians too, they just don’t know it yet.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

            Originally posted by Brother Cooper View Post
            We are all Christians. We all follow Christ because he paved the only path back to God.
            Most people are not on that path and thus are not Christians:

            Matt. 7:13-14: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

            Christ paid for everyone’s sins. Whether the individual accepts His eternal atonement or not, Christ still paid the price. Even Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans, and other religions of Lucifer, the father of all lies, must eventually accept the REALITY of Christ’s atoning sacrifice. They’re Christians too, they just don’t know it yet.
            If they don't realize it in time, they have a problem:

            John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • grantedgrace
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2010
              • 27

              #7
              Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

              Originally posted by Brother Cooper View Post
              Brother Temperance, I appreciate your passion for Christ, new friend.

              We are all Christians. We all follow Christ because he paved the only path back to God. Christ paid for everyone’s sins. Whether the individual accepts His eternal atonement or not, Christ still paid the price. Even Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans, and other religions of Lucifer, the father of all lies, must eventually accept the REALITY of Christ’s atoning sacrifice. They’re Christians too, they just don’t know it yet.

              I am not mormon, however you do make a valid point. Jesus did pay for everyones sins, no matter who they are. However I do not see what you mean by saying that simply because Jesus gave his life for their sins, how that makes them Christians as well. The bible clearly states the only way to enter heaven is to accept Jesus as your savior. If Hindus, Buddhists, and Wiccans do not do this, how are you considering them Christians?

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              • Halleluyah Rob
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2010
                • 353

                #8
                Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                Originally posted by Brother Cooper View Post
                I have some funny stories about young boys and camping.
                Why would you bring that up out of nowhere if it has no significance?

                I smell the stench of child molesting guilt!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                  Originally posted by Brother Cooper View Post
                  Brother Temperance, I appreciate your passion for Christ, new friend.

                  We are all Christians. We all follow Christ because he paved the only path back to God. Christ paid for everyone’s sins. Whether the individual accepts His eternal atonement or not, Christ still paid the price. Even Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans, and other religions of Lucifer, the father of all lies, must eventually accept the REALITY of Christ’s atoning sacrifice. They’re Christians too, they just don’t know it yet.
                  Friend, if you follow Christ, then you accept His Father's command not to make up new laws without his permission.


                  Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                  Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

                  Mormons add an entire extra book onto God's commands; therefore, they're not real Christians. To forestall your objection, yes, Christ also added an entire extra testament, but He's Jesus so He's allowed to do that; Joseph Smith isn't Jesus, so He isn't.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • grantedgrace
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 27

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                    Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                    Why would you bring that up out of nowhere if it has no significance?

                    I smell the stench of child molesting guilt!

                    My friend, do not judge before you know. falsely judging others is one of the tools of the devil, to turn people against each other. as the lord says

                    John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. KJV

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                      Mormons are not Christians. Case closed.

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Halleluyah Rob
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 353

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                        Originally posted by grantedgrace View Post

                        John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. KJV
                        I'm not judging based on appearance, I'm judging based on my inference.

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                        • No Secrets Victoria
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 80

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                          Bless you Pastor, I always knew there was something demonic about those mormon creatures, and not just because of their satanic rituals (which one expects) and space-wear undergarments.

                          King James Bible
                          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                            Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
                            Bless you Pastor, I always knew there was something demonic about those mormon creatures, and not just because of their satanic rituals (which one expects) and space-wear undergarments.

                            That is what I meant earlier - Magic underwear... What is the deal wih that?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, new Baptist friends.

                              Revelations 22: 18
                              For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book

                              Have fun in the Lake of Fire with John Travolta and Tom Cruise.


                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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