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Greetings and salutations brethren and cistern!
Pardon my huffing-and-puffing, but I am quite worn out after having just completed my one-hundred-and-seventy-fourth survey of bed of the Paluxy River. *whew*. I had to chase off some pinko miscreants who were posing as college students. These infiltrators never fool me. They may fool their Bolshevik overlords but not I, Mrs. Cordelia Amaryllis Nigglesby! Nay. Nay I say, these bedeviled, befuddled, befouled, benighted, bewitched, Marxists will not sway me.
Enough about that!
In any event, I am absolutely thrilled to find a group of like-minded, righteous individuals! i ope to grow in Christ with you.
Yours in His grace eternally and for evermore,
Mrs. Cordelia Amaryllis Nigglesby, Certified Notary Public
No, I do not have Stockholm syndrome <yet> so kindly stop looking at me like that!
Pardon my huffing-and-puffing, but I am quite worn out after having just completed my one-hundred-and-seventy-fourth survey of bed of the Paluxy River. *whew*. I had to chase off some pinko miscreants who were posing as college students. These infiltrators never fool me. They may fool their Bolshevik overlords but not I, Mrs. Cordelia Amaryllis Nigglesby! Nay. Nay I say, these bedeviled, befuddled, befouled, benighted, bewitched, Marxists will not sway me.
Enough about that!
In any event, I am absolutely thrilled to find a group of like-minded, righteous individuals! i ope to grow in Christ with you.
Yours in His grace eternally and for evermore,
Mrs. Cordelia Amaryllis Nigglesby, Certified Notary Public
No, I do not have Stockholm syndrome <yet> so kindly stop looking at me like that!
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