[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Greetings from the Academy

Don't worry about your eyebrows, Brother Joshua, you're a nice looking young man with them just the way they are. old

Why thank you for the compliment, Mrs. Noddy. However, if the pastors of this fine outstanding church have deducted that demons are drawn to men with thin eyebrows it would be in my best interest to apply rogaine and thicken them out. I'd hate to have some demonic force latching to me and attempting to influence me with homosexual inclinations.

Unfortunately, it haves been fo' a number of years from what I unnerstands. Especially around them Hellyweird homers:

I was under the impression that it was the demon infested air originating from San Francisco that accounted for the rampant homosexuality in Hollywood and the greater California area. With so many jews in that city and the rise of the kabbalah cults I just assumed that jew magic was being used to attract the demon spores in greater numbers. This has been a real eye opener, sister.