Introduction

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I suspect the Lord has put an ALmighty Aeternal Itch on this one's unmentionables already.

That's the very least that can be surmised from its poor typing.

[True Disciple]

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why is my name pink? im a man you cheekers.

Then stop talking to us like a little girl. That can be confusing to our Godly Moderators.

you damned muslims. i bet uor all mexican to.

Why are you so intent on insulting us? We are neither mooselimb nor messican't. We take offense to this king of behaviour.

my name is jeremiah wilson. im 32 and i go to a local church here.

Where?

Deuteronomy 23:1:No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Ezekiel 16:17: You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

Interesting Passages, friend. I'll pray to The Lord to solve the problems you have in your pubic regions.

[Jedediah]

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In addition to your inane prattle, I see you're quoting from a false Bible there. We read from the KJV 1611 here, boy.

[PraiseHisName]

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why is my name pink? im a man you cheekers.

you damned muslims. i bet uor all mexican to.

OK for my intro.

my name is jeremiah wilson. im 32 and i go to a local church here.

Deuteronomy 23:1:No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Ezekiel 16:17: You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

[Cranky Old Man]

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how does that feel, beandip?

It feels like satan will be dipping something into your ass for all eternity...

[True Disciple]

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I dont know why you would associate with Chinamen, "Brother Enoch", if that is your real name.

Why dont you roll up your family into your tortilla and float across the rio grande back to mexico? I bet your proud of speaking spanish, well guess what, the SPANISH ARE WHITE.

how does that feel, beandip?


Ok, why dont you introduce yourself to me and everyone else. How do i know your not a Muslim?

Have you come here solely to blaspheme? If that is so, please leave now, and do that somewhere else. Insulting people who are undoubtedly ten times the Christian you are isn't a good start on these forums.

And please learn to spell, young lady. Your grammar is an embarrassment to True Christian™ Homeschooled Republican people.

[Jedediah]

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Spanish, like the Sicilians, are mixed breeds of Moorish ancestry.

Please share with us some of your favorite Scripture.

[PraiseHisName]

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Yeah...

I guess you don't have great online language translators in Iranistan. Here's a tip, try translating it back and see what happens.

I was posting on a Japanese anime site a few years ago about how they were all Hellbound, using a translator. I posted this through the English-Jap translator:

"You are all going to Hell because you lust after schoolgirls!"

When I translated it back, I got this:

"Tiger, monkey, kisses with daughter! Godzilla fire dance, dance dance!"

So, if you could find a better mudslime to English translator that would be great! It's always better if Homeland Security™ can 'disappear' you using your actual words.

Ssssh. Hear that sound overhead? No? That's what a Predator drone sounds like.

I dont know why you would associate with Chinamen, "Brother Enoch", if that is your real name.

Why dont you roll up your family into your tortilla and float across the rio grande back to mexico? I bet your proud of speaking spanish, well guess what, the SPANISH ARE WHITE.

how does that feel, beandip?

Dear Praise;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. How about actually introducing yourself now?

What's your name? How old are you? What church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?

Give us your testimony, friend.

Ok, why dont you introduce yourself to me and everyone else. How do i know your not a Muslim?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Praise;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. How about actually introducing yourself now?

What's your name? How old are you? What church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?

Give us your testimony, friend.

[Brother Enoch]

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It is my belief that a secret Muslim of terrorist descent has stolen the presidentsy.

I am glad that I found this form of like minded individuels so I can talk about this with. I am also discusted that ROY ASHBURN pretended to be a gay to try to get theiy're votes. This is dispickible!!!!

GOd bless America!!!! and the white people who have always lived here!!!!


Is it coinsidents that Barrys name rhymes with OSAMA? IS it coinsidents that his middle name is HUSSEIN? is it coinsidents that his first name is BARACK?

I DONT THINK SO. We need to impeach him for swearing on a bible instead of a KORAN LIKE HIS MUSLIM ROOTS DEMAND.

Yeah...

I guess you don't have great online language translators in Iranistan. Here's a tip, try translating it back and see what happens.

I was posting on a Japanese anime site a few years ago about how they were all Hellbound, using a translator. I posted this through the English-Jap translator:

"You are all going to Hell because you lust after schoolgirls!"

When I translated it back, I got this:

"Tiger, monkey, kisses with daughter! Godzilla fire dance, dance dance!"

So, if you could find a better mudslime to English translator that would be great! It's always better if Homeland Security(tm) can 'disappear' you using your actual words.

Ssssh. Hear that sound overhead? No? That's what a Predator drone sounds like.

[PraiseHisName]

It is my belief that a secret Muslim of terrorist descent has stolen the presidentsy.

I am glad that I found this form of like minded individuels so I can talk about this with. I am also discusted that ROY ASHBURN pretended to be a gay to try to get theiy're votes. This is dispickible!!!!

GOd bless America!!!! and the white people who have always lived here!!!!


Is it coinsidents that Barrys name rhymes with OSAMA? IS it coinsidents that his middle name is HUSSEIN? is it coinsidents that his first name is BARACK?

I DONT THINK SO. We need to impeach him for swearing on a bible instead of a KORAN LIKE HIS MUSLIM ROOTS DEMAND.