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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #16
    Re: Here Me Out...

    Originally posted by The Matt-mobile View Post
    Adults? Rest of the World? See, you're using words that don't apply to you at all. And I won't show you any respect until you respect everyone else. You are the creepy little minority the rest of the world and the rest of America hates.
    I don't care for your tone, but I agree very few souls will be in Heaven with us upon the sound of the trump.

    Matthew 7:13-14
    Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.



    Our creation Scienticians often study the number of people going to Heaven. It is estimated at somewhere between 0.03 and 0.07% of the population.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392
        #17
        Re: Here Me Out...

        Originally posted by The Matt-mobile View Post
        Adults? Rest of the World? See, you're using words that don't apply to you at all. And I won't show you any respect until you respect everyone else. You are the creepy little minority the rest of the world and the rest of America hates.
        You're funny little one.

        Our creepy little minority elected Godly George Bush as the most powerful man on the planet, twice! And the only reason the Godly Republicans did not retain the White House in the 2008 election was that some of us couldn't bring ourselves to vote for that McCain libral and stayed home instead of voting.

        Just wait until 2012 when Sister Sarah Palin is elected the new President of the only nation that God cares about, America!!

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          • The Matt-mobile
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2010
            • 16
            #18
            Re: Here Me Out...

            Its clear I have no reason to be in this online community. I would appreciated it if someone would delete my account.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392
                #19
                Re: Here Me Out...

                Originally posted by The Matt-mobile View Post
                Its clear I have no reason to be in this online community. I would appreciated it if someone would delete my account.
                It's clear Jesus deleted you from the Book of Life long ago.

                Revelation 20:15

                And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                  • Jacob the Angry Liar
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 309
                    #20
                    Re: Here Me Out...

                    Originally posted by The Matt-mobile View Post
                    Its clear I have no reason to be in this online community. I would appreciated it if someone would delete my account.

                    Why do we need to delete your account? Why can't you just leave? You're overcomplicating things.

                    Oh yeah, and why do you hate Jesus so much? What did He ever do to you?

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453
                        #21
                        Re: Here Me Out...

                        Originally posted by The Matt-mobile View Post
                        Its clear I have no reason to be in this online community. I would appreciated it if someone would delete my account.
                        I know. Matt, you should be reading the Bible and praying. Listening to your parents and behaving. Sadly, I can tell you will end up a gutter snipe.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Here Me Out...

                            Originally posted by The Matt-mobile View Post
                            Its clear I have no reason to be in this online community. I would appreciated it if someone would delete my account.
                            Sorry, butterscotch, but never honor such requests. Your hateful ranting and raving will be preserved for future penitents to see, the better to learn how depraved cannuckistanis truly are.

                            All you have to do is to click on the tiny red "x" in the upper right hand corner of your computer screen, then stand up and walk away from your machine.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392
                                #23
                                Re: Here Me Out...

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Your hateful ranting and raving will be preserved for future penitents to see, the better to learn how depraved cannuckistanis truly are.
                                Honestly, I'm not sure why God or America allows the perverse abomination of Canada to exist.

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                                  • Cordelia Nigglesby
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Mar 2010
                                    • 20
                                    #24
                                    Re: Here Me Out...

                                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                    Honestly, I'm not sure why God or America allows the perverse abomination of Canada to exist.
                                    Perhaps as an instrument of teaching, brother Enoch? Maybe he created foul creatures like the Canadians to teach us what we should strive to not become, if we wish to be among the Chosen.

                                    While Evangelizing at a bus station on the windswept northern prairie with our missionary group, my Husband, the others, and I happened upon 2 families of *shudder* Canadians at a bus station where we were Evangelizing for Him. Their children were grubby little imps, and the women looked like floozies leftover from the Klondike gold rush. The men reeked of liquor and smelt and had foul mouths that contorted into strange shapes as they struggled to pronounce American words. I almost felt pity but then the Righteousness of the Lord welled up inside me and I took my children back to the convoy while my Husband and the other men dealt with those dirty geese.

                                    Deuteronomy 7:22

                                    "The LORD your God will drive out those nations before you, little by little. You will not be allowed to eliminate them all at once, or the wild animals will multiply around you."

                                    Revelation 20:14-15
                                    14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire.The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

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