X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • father-douglous
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Hello

    Hello, I am a former catholic that has seen the true path of God and turned Baptist and I am here to spread his loving word. I hope we can many heart felt conversations. Thank you, best wishes former Father Martin.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Um, no thanks.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

    Comment

    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Perhaps, I was too quick to judge. Please go ahead.

      I had seen that you had perhaps not been given your proper opportunity to praise Jesus and recant your papist ways.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

      Comment

      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Hi Dougie! Tell us a bit about yourself.

        Wife? Sons? Bible version? Favorite verse, etc.

        Comment

        • Jed_Cassidy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 289

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Hey there, friend. We've had many former-Catlickers enter the Landover fold only to resort back to their damning ways, so you'll have to understand our suspicion.

          So, where are your from? What divine revelation did you have that made you want to stop hanging around little children all the time and follow God's True Word instead?
          Matthew 7:15
          Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

          Comment

          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Welcome new Brother! I hope you don't mind me locking up my pre-teen sons until we get to know you a bit better.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

            Comment

            • TC Patriot
              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 1060

              #7
              Re: Hello

              How many alter boys did you bugger before you found Jesus?

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

              Comment

              • Homo-Hater
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2010
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Is your name Father Douglous, or Father Martin? Just clarefying before I report you for your child molestatsion.

                Comment

                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  This thread is making me feel uncomfortable.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

                  Comment

                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    So tell us a bit more about yourself. How did you find Gods Favourite Church? What made you leave your heathen papist ways?
                    Drama queen

                    Comment

                    Working...