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Hey Im new to this internet forem thing but I just want to get my love for Jesus out there. Iv read some stuff and i love the way you guys can see though all the lies and liberalist properganda. I myself have been a christian for 3 years but i recently rediscovered my love for Jesus and have started a club at my school who make lists of suspeckted gays so we can go abuse them. That's about me. Glad to be among Gods' children.
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The trinity douchebag!
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I have no idea what that means, but I'm really curious.
Tell us more about yourretardedfascinating theories.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Homo, was Speak and Spell not your friend as a child?Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Please tell us how you came to accept Jesus, and what causes you to hate sodomites so much.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Did you just call Brother Nobar a douchebag?Originally posted by Homo-Hater View PostThe trinity douchebag!
That's a great way to get yourself on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation!
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So Jesus went to the cross for all of us right? And sacraficed his life so we could be set free from sin...and he also blatantly teared down most of the old testament. And I'm pretty sure he treated everybody the same. And loved everybody. So why does it matter if I'm gay? He loves me and If I'd been around when he was, he would have loved me then as well.
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Hey guise. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, I'm from New Zealand, and where we come from the Heathens sinners use the slang "douchebag" as a positive thing, due to their filthy habit of "douching" one another. Surely a sin worthy of damnation. I have spent such extended periods trying to save these infidels and queers that some of their evil slang has rubbed off. forgive me, even though it is not the christian way.
And basic philosohpy: Gays are bad and must be converted/tortured.Comment
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Where did he tear down the old testament?Originally posted by I love Penis View PostSo Jesus went to the cross for all of us right? And sacraficed his life so we could be set free from sin...and he also blatantly teared down most of the old testament. And I'm pretty sure he treated everybody the same. And loved everybody. So why does it matter if I'm gay? He loves me and If I'd been around when he was, he would have loved me then as well.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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What's a douchebag? I only thought there was paper or plastic...Originally posted by Homo-Hater View PostThe trinity douchebag!
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Is that one of the ones that you can get at those hippie "Whole Foods" or "Trader Joe" places?Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostWhat's a douchebag? I only thought there was paper or plastic...Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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