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  • TheAbstractHuman
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Humanist here...

    I'm a humanist, how are you?
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: Humanist here...

    Originally posted by TheAbstractHuman View Post
    I'm a humanist, how are you?
    Human, what brings you to Gods favorite Church?

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Humanist here...

      Originally posted by TheAbstractHuman View Post
      I'm a humanist, how are you?
      Not very good.

      I had a really rough day. My car wouldn't start. My dog threw up on the carpet. My call center team only converted 3 souls today.

      How are you?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Humanist here...

        Originally posted by TheAbstractHuman View Post
        I'm a humanist, how are you?
        Bored. And you're not doing anything to alleviate that.

        Perhaps you could try a real introduction? Gender, age, general location, marital status, number of sons, favorite verse from the KJV, etc. You get the idea. Doesn't have to be detailed but try about 20 sentences instead of just one. We can go from there.

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        • Paul Jeffery
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 272

          #5
          Re: Humanist here...

          Originally posted by TheAbstractHuman View Post
          I'm a humanist, how are you?
          Aren't self-described "humanists" usually atheists? The term "humanist" has many different definitions, none of which match up well with True Christianity.

          Are you a troll, Human?
          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Humanist here...

            Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
            Aren't self-described "humanists" usually atheists? Are you a troll, Human?
            Oh yes, thank you for getting us back on track, Brother Paul.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Humanist here...

              Didn't your mother even teach you how to properly introduce yourself?

              What church do you attend? How old are you?

              Why do you feel the need to tell us that you're a human? I am too. I'm not a cup of coffee or a bowl of fruit.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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