help me find jesus

[banana.logic]

Hi, I'm new around here and recently I have been looking for jesus. However no matter how hard I look I just can't seem to find him, I was wondering if maybe it was because he is over there in america? there seem to be a lot of people who find him there, so maybe if someone sees him they could ask him to come to australia some time soon. Thanks.

[Talitha]

Re: help me find jesus

Hi, I'm new around here and recently I have been looking for jesus. However no matter how hard I look I just can't seem to find him, I was wondering if maybe it was because he is over there in america? there seem to be a lot of people who find him there, so maybe if someone sees him they could ask him to come to australia some time soon. Thanks.

You're just not looking hard enough.
Of course the Lord regards America as His Land.
You don't think he would bother visiting the forsaken lands of Austria do you?

Look at what happened the last time Jesus left the safety of his home.
A bunch of Jews and Romans nailed him to a cross.

[banana.logic]

Re: help me find jesus

So you think if he were to come to australia we would nail him to a cross?

Also are you entertaining the notion that jesus is actually a person who is capable of traveling from one country to another?

[Talitha]

Re: help me find jesus

So you think if he were to come to austria we would nail him to a cross?

Much worse I expect.
No doubt you would also make him one of those hats with the Corks around the edge.
You would also probably make him drink Fosters Beer.

Also are you entertaining the notion that jesus is actually a person who is capable of traveling from one country to another?

Jesus can do anything.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: help me find jesus

However no matter how hard I look I just can't seem to find him

Take a Bible and hit yourself on your head with it until you find Jesus. Or even better. Read the Holy Bible to find Jesus! Now that was easy, wasn't it!