[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Ninja and Girlfriend's Pic

Hi Ninja,

The DOF has forwarded me some pictures of you.

I just wanted to tell you that your girlfriend is very lovely. I hope you can talk her out of being a jap lover and convert her to Christianity!!

GLORY

p/s: I hope you did not fornicate on Prom Night.

JESUS would love some more warriors, but please wait until your wedding night!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Introducing myself

Well, I'm wondering what you guys mean when you talk about that tough love. I mean, say you hate goth's emo's, and all others like that, yet doesn't the bible teach to love others? That is one of the main questions.

Tough love is rebukes and chastening.
It's the same kind of love that God shows those who'm He loves, we follow Him by example.
Surely, you must have heard the expression "who'm God loves, He chastens?" (Hebrews 12:6)

It's the same kind of love a father shows his son when he disciplines him with the rod; it's really all for his own good.
We are very harsh indeed, but that is because we care:
Most unsaved doesn't understand this, they think that liberalism, where one stops caring = love.
Naturally, they're wrong.


Who is the one who is really loving?
He who tries to save a man from eternal damnation by any means necessary?
Or he who willingly let's him choose damnation with the motivation that "it's his life"?


This example really applies to everything in life: Sin is bad for man, and all of it has consequences.
We don't want people to do what is bad for them, cause we don't want anyone to hurt themselves.
And that's why liberalism is evil, it is uncaring, depraved, and egoistic.

Do you mean you hate them because they aren't saved, but you love them enough to try to get them saved?

Yes, exactly!
I can see that you're smarter than the usual unsaved scum that slithers in here.

We hate them for being evil, sinners, and for hating God, but we still show them the greatest love of all:
We try to help them gain eternal life.

We True Christians are the only loving people left in a world turned to hate.

[Ninja]

Re: Introducing myself

Thank you. That clears that up nicely. Of course, I didn't do anything on prom night. I plan on waiting until my Wedding night. I'm not about to do anything with her until It is a holy marriage. Then, I can make little warriors to serve god!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Introducing myself

My name is Lance, and I am 23 Years old. I am a college student, studying speech. My goal is to become a translator for multiple different languages. I have been trained in martial arts, and still work out to keep up. I have been trained in Tae Kwan Do, Kung Fu, Jujitsu, kickboxing, and many other forms of martial arts. These things are my passion.

Why you had decided to worship Bruce Lee insteada Jesus? Does you know whatchoo is gonna see if you looks in Bruce Lee's grave? A skeleton with a slanty-eyed skull. Does you know whatchoo is gonna see if you looks in Jesus' tomb? A empty tomb, because He haves RISEN! Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introducing myself

Son, you seem like a well-intentioned yet severely misguided boy. It has been my burden to minister to the heathen chinks in Japan off and on for years now, and I can tell you that you and your self-hating white girlfriend are dead wrong about what goes on over there.

The Boodist monks you so glamorize are nothing but a bunch of fat layabouts who charge obscene fees to perform funerals for the slants. They chain smoke and gamble all day, and carouse with Filipino whores by night. The ONLY function the Boodhists perform in Japan is burying the dead. Everyone hates them. Not one of them has ever studied any of that karate nonsense, nor do they even have the decency to own guns.

In days of old there are stories about Boodist monks who knew how to kick ass. They carried heavy bamboo flutes around and used them as cudgels when they met up with a bandit. However, once Godly white Men showed up to bring a little Jesus into their heathen lives, they were forced to give up any notions about being tough guys. Our long guns blew those bamboo flutes into splinters.

Unfortunately they have rejected Christ and embraced their fat boodah idols, and are pretty much beyond Salvation, as Brother DeVille says. Jesus is disgusted by their depraved ways.

If you want to see cherry blossoms, go to our Godly capital, Washington D.C., where each April we display several hundred cherry blossom trees that were stolen right out from under emperor Tojo's nose back during the war.

Pastor Pistle is quite right about the academy for sale here. He seems to be low balling the price, but be that as it may, I'd be willing to part with all the facilities and innumerable eager students for 100 big. You'd love it in gook land; they worship white Men as Gods, being superstitious little monkeys. Absolutely no one does karate here anymore. Even the jap mafia is a joke.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Introducing myself

My name is Lance, and I am 23 Years old. I am a college student, studying speech.

What? You had to go to college to learn how to talk?

I don't do martial arts because I want to know how to fight. I don't do it to learn to protect myself. I do it because it's fun. I don't do it to see how well I can learn to fight. Buddhist monks aren't allowed to use their martial arts to protect themselves, did you realize that?

Friend, your beloved Buddhist monks don't seem to be very good at using their martial arts to protect anyone from the Chinese army, did you realise that?

It was my girlfriends idea to see the sakura trees. She has seen pictures of them, and has always wanted to see them in real life.

You say "it was my girlfriend's idea" like that's a good reason to do anything.

She isn't Japanese. She is indeed white. She just happens to like the Japanese culture.

That's just sick. What is it about young Catlicker girls being violated by blue space-octopi she likes so much?

[Ninja]

Re: Introducing myself

I see. Thank you all for your advice, I'll just tell her we are staying in this Godly country. If they are that hopeless to save, then I will do work else where in the United States to try to save other people in this country.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Introducing myself

I see. Thank you all for your advice, I'll just tell her we are staying in this Godly country. If they are that hopeless to save, then I will do work else where in the United States to try to save other people in this country.

Son you have all the right intentions. However you don't need to try to save people - the fine folk at Landover will accept your monetary blessings and do all the saving for you. Leave it up to the professionals and keep on tithing!

[Ninja]

Re: Introducing myself

Alright. I must wait for my paycheck before i can tithe, though. Thank you all so much, I feel as if the good people here have saved me and my girlfriend from spending an eternity in hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introducing myself

Alright. I must wait for my paycheck before i can tithe, though. Thank you all so much, I feel as if the good people here have saved me and my girlfriend from spending an eternity in hell.

Son, Jesus doesn't want to hear alot of doubletalk about some check being in the mail. He wasn't born yesterday you know. In fact if you are poor, then He expects you to tithe everything you own, as He reveals in the Holy Bible.

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

So sell everything you own and tithe it all today. And tell you girlfriend to do the same. (She isn't a joo is she?) It's the only hope you have of attaining Salvation© and avoiding an eternity as satan's favorite party boy in hell. That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of the page isn't there for decoration you know....

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Introducing myself

I see. Thank you all for your advice, I'll just tell her we are staying in this Godly country. If they are that hopeless to save, then I will do work else where in the United States to try to save other people in this country.

PRAISE!!

Excellent decision Brother Ninja. If you take your white girlfriend to Japan she will more than likely fornicate with the gooks there. Just look at these sex crazed fiends!

Keep her safe in GOD'S Favorite Country!

Lve, Sister Thumper