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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #16
    Ninja and Girlfriend's Pic

    Hi Ninja,

    The DOF has forwarded me some pictures of you.

    I just wanted to tell you that your girlfriend is very lovely. I hope you can talk her out of being a jap lover and convert her to Christianity!!

    GLORY

    p/s: I hope you did not fornicate on Prom Night.

    JESUS would love some more warriors, but please wait until your wedding night!

    Lve, Sister Thumper
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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #17
      Re: Introducing myself

      Originally posted by Ninja View Post
      Well, I'm wondering what you guys mean when you talk about that tough love. I mean, say you hate goth's emo's, and all others like that, yet doesn't the bible teach to love others? That is one of the main questions.
      Tough love is rebukes and chastening.
      It's the same kind of love that God shows those who'm He loves, we follow Him by example.
      Surely, you must have heard the expression "who'm God loves, He chastens?" (Hebrews 12:6)

      It's the same kind of love a father shows his son when he disciplines him with the rod; it's really all for his own good.
      We are very harsh indeed, but that is because we care:
      Most unsaved doesn't understand this, they think that liberalism, where one stops caring = love.
      Naturally, they're wrong.


      Who is the one who is really loving?
      He who tries to save a man from eternal damnation by any means necessary?
      Or he who willingly let's him choose damnation with the motivation that "it's his life"?


      This example really applies to everything in life: Sin is bad for man, and all of it has consequences.
      We don't want people to do what is bad for them, cause we don't want anyone to hurt themselves.
      And that's why liberalism is evil, it is uncaring, depraved, and egoistic.

      Do you mean you hate them because they aren't saved, but you love them enough to try to get them saved?
      Yes, exactly!
      I can see that you're smarter than the usual unsaved scum that slithers in here.

      We hate them for being evil, sinners, and for hating God, but we still show them the greatest love of all:
      We try to help them gain eternal life.

      We True Christians are the only loving people left in a world turned to hate.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Ninja
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2007
        • 23

        #18
        Re: Introducing myself

        Thank you. That clears that up nicely. Of course, I didn't do anything on prom night. I plan on waiting until my Wedding night. I'm not about to do anything with her until It is a holy marriage. Then, I can make little warriors to serve god!
        I think we can all use a little Jesus in our life. Or, maybe a lot.

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        • Sista Lateefah
          Honorary White Woman.
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2007
          • 522

          #19
          Re: Introducing myself

          Originally posted by Ninja View Post
          My name is Lance, and I am 23 Years old. I am a college student, studying speech. My goal is to become a translator for multiple different languages. I have been trained in martial arts, and still work out to keep up. I have been trained in Tae Kwan Do, Kung Fu, Jujitsu, kickboxing, and many other forms of martial arts. These things are my passion.
          Why you had decided to worship Bruce Lee insteada Jesus? Does you know whatchoo is gonna see if you looks in Bruce Lee's grave? A skeleton with a slanty-eyed skull. Does you know whatchoo is gonna see if you looks in Jesus' tomb? A empty tomb, because He haves RISEN! Glory!
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          "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Introducing myself

            Son, you seem like a well-intentioned yet severely misguided boy. It has been my burden to minister to the heathen chinks in Japan off and on for years now, and I can tell you that you and your self-hating white girlfriend are dead wrong about what goes on over there.

            The Boodist monks you so glamorize are nothing but a bunch of fat layabouts who charge obscene fees to perform funerals for the slants. They chain smoke and gamble all day, and carouse with Filipino whores by night. The ONLY function the Boodhists perform in Japan is burying the dead. Everyone hates them. Not one of them has ever studied any of that karate nonsense, nor do they even have the decency to own guns.

            In days of old there are stories about Boodist monks who knew how to kick ass. They carried heavy bamboo flutes around and used them as cudgels when they met up with a bandit. However, once Godly white Men showed up to bring a little Jesus into their heathen lives, they were forced to give up any notions about being tough guys. Our long guns blew those bamboo flutes into splinters.

            Unfortunately they have rejected Christ and embraced their fat boodah idols, and are pretty much beyond Salvation, as Brother DeVille says. Jesus is disgusted by their depraved ways.

            If you want to see cherry blossoms, go to our Godly capital, Washington D.C., where each April we display several hundred cherry blossom trees that were stolen right out from under emperor Tojo's nose back during the war.

            Pastor Pistle is quite right about the academy for sale here. He seems to be low balling the price, but be that as it may, I'd be willing to part with all the facilities and innumerable eager students for 100 big. You'd love it in gook land; they worship white Men as Gods, being superstitious little monkeys. Absolutely no one does karate here anymore. Even the jap mafia is a joke.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #21
              Re: Introducing myself

              Originally posted by Ninja View Post
              My name is Lance, and I am 23 Years old. I am a college student, studying speech.
              What? You had to go to college to learn how to talk?
              Originally posted by Ninja View Post
              I don't do martial arts because I want to know how to fight. I don't do it to learn to protect myself. I do it because it's fun. I don't do it to see how well I can learn to fight. Buddhist monks aren't allowed to use their martial arts to protect themselves, did you realize that?
              Friend, your beloved Buddhist monks don't seem to be very good at using their martial arts to protect anyone from the Chinese army, did you realise that?
              It was my girlfriends idea to see the sakura trees. She has seen pictures of them, and has always wanted to see them in real life.
              You say "it was my girlfriend's idea" like that's a good reason to do anything.
              Originally posted by Ninja View Post
              She isn't Japanese. She is indeed white. She just happens to like the Japanese culture.
              That's just sick. What is it about young Catlicker girls being violated by blue space-octopi she likes so much?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Ninja
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2007
                • 23

                #22
                Re: Introducing myself

                I see. Thank you all for your advice, I'll just tell her we are staying in this Godly country. If they are that hopeless to save, then I will do work else where in the United States to try to save other people in this country.
                I think we can all use a little Jesus in our life. Or, maybe a lot.

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                • Brother Guy Bayard
                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1271

                  #23
                  Re: Introducing myself

                  Originally posted by Ninja View Post
                  I see. Thank you all for your advice, I'll just tell her we are staying in this Godly country. If they are that hopeless to save, then I will do work else where in the United States to try to save other people in this country.
                  Son you have all the right intentions. However you don't need to try to save people - the fine folk at Landover will accept your monetary blessings and do all the saving for you. Leave it up to the professionals and keep on tithing!
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • Ninja
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 23

                    #24
                    Re: Introducing myself

                    Alright. I must wait for my paycheck before i can tithe, though. Thank you all so much, I feel as if the good people here have saved me and my girlfriend from spending an eternity in hell.
                    I think we can all use a little Jesus in our life. Or, maybe a lot.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Introducing myself

                      Originally posted by Ninja View Post
                      Alright. I must wait for my paycheck before i can tithe, though. Thank you all so much, I feel as if the good people here have saved me and my girlfriend from spending an eternity in hell.
                      Son, Jesus doesn't want to hear alot of doubletalk about some check being in the mail. He wasn't born yesterday you know. In fact if you are poor, then He expects you to tithe everything you own, as He reveals in the Holy Bible.

                      Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

                      So sell everything you own and tithe it all today. And tell you girlfriend to do the same. (She isn't a joo is she?) It's the only hope you have of attaining Salvation© and avoiding an eternity as satan's favorite party boy in hell. That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of the page isn't there for decoration you know....
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #26
                        Re: Introducing myself

                        Originally posted by Ninja View Post
                        I see. Thank you all for your advice, I'll just tell her we are staying in this Godly country. If they are that hopeless to save, then I will do work else where in the United States to try to save other people in this country.

                        PRAISE!!

                        Excellent decision Brother Ninja. If you take your white girlfriend to Japan she will more than likely fornicate with the gooks there. Just look at these sex crazed fiends!

                        Keep her safe in GOD'S Favorite Country!

                        Lve, Sister Thumper
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