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  • aniceman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2010
    • 13
    #1

    Hello

    Hello this is Josh Becker. I am recently new to the site, and if you couldn't tell, I'm a man. I am 22 years old, and not currently married. I live in Alaska (home of Sarah Palin!), and volunteer at my church. If you would like to know anything else about me, just reply.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Josh, how long have you been a Baptist?
      What Church do you attend?
      Do you live in an iglue and eat blubber?
      What is your favorite verse in the KJV1611 Bible?
      Why aren't you married, are you a Homer?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • aniceman
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2010
          • 13
          #3
          Re: Hello

          I have been a Baptist since birth, my parents raised my on it.
          I go to the Bible Baptist in Fairbanks, Alaska.
          Haha, no I live in a normal house and eat normal food.
          I honestly haven't gotten one, there are too many to choose from.
          I am not married yet simply because I haven't found the right woman.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Great Church, Pastor Duffett is a funny man. He sermons always left me uplifted. Tell me, does still lean over the pulpit and cover his face with his hair just beore he stands up straight and shouts "Gloy to Jesus" ?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • aniceman
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 13
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  haha yes, what a great pastor.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                      haha yes, what a great pastor.
                      You do know, he is bald, don't you?

                      He is a pretty good friend of mine, I see him and visit his Church about once a month, making the run from N.C.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • aniceman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 13
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          I wasn't agreeing to the hair comment, I was agreeing to him being a great pastor.

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Why do you use a woman's name (Anice) that means "satisfaction"?
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22                               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                • aniceman
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Mar 2010
                                  • 13
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Can you use spaces in your user name? It is supposed to say "a nice man"

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                                    • Levi Jones
                                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                       
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 13930
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello

                                      Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                                      I have been a Baptist since birth, my parents raised my on it.
                                      I go to the Bible Baptist in Fairbanks, Alaska.
                                      That's a good Church. God fearing KJV Independent Baptist.

                                      Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                                      I honestly haven't gotten one, there are too many to choose from.
                                      Quote something from your morning readings today. Here's something I was just reading earlier. I thought it might apply to you.

                                      2 Timothy 2:15-16
                                      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
                                      But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.
                                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                        • aniceman
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Mar 2010
                                          • 13
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello

                                          SATAN BE WITH YOU ALL!

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                                            • Levi Jones
                                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                               
                                              • Jul 2009
                                              • 13930
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello

                                              Originally posted by aniceman View Post
                                              SATAN BE WITH YOU ALL!
                                              Does this mean he doesn't really go to BBC in Fairbanks, Alaska?
                                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                • aniceman
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                  • 13
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello

                                                  Maybe it does... OR DOES IT!!

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                                                    • Alaska Assignation
                                                      Unsaved Trash
                                                      • Mar 2010
                                                      • 13
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello

                                                      Hello aniceman, I am from Anchorage. How are you enjoying this forum. I hope you follow the word of the lord just like me!

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                                                        • aniceman
                                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                          • Mar 2010
                                                          • 13
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello

                                                          Satan finds you an annoyance Landover, I am now going to sodomize my male dog.

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