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    g'day mates

    hey my name is Jensen McManohan and Im from the great outback of Australia. I have not been able to find a place like this with like-minded individuals and am very excited to join the forums.
    I look foward to hearing your unbiased, impartial, fair and balanced views on why Jesus is our lord and saviour.

    I dont smoke or drink or womanize although I have recovered from a heroine addiction but sometimes I still have urges that I believe have been put there by the devil. Instead of giving into these urges I take valium.

    My favourite verse is Matthew 28:19-20 go and make disciples etc.
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    Re: g'day mates

    Originally posted by slated-vain View Post
    I have recovered from a heroine addiction
    Yeah, I'm also recovering from my Sarah Palin stage. She really looked like she was going to save us all from the Obamanation. Looks like we'll all have to be our own hero from now on.

    Instead of giving into these urges I take valium.
    If it's too weak for you, get in touch with Dr. Laurie. She has some amazing stuff.
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      Re: g'day mates

      yeah its a shame about palin, no one cared about her down here. but i did. what does Dr. Laurie have?

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        Re: g'day mates

        Such a shame. Taking on a benzo addiction to counter an opiate addiction.

        Why can't you abos simply become regular drinkers? It worked for Jesus. He didn't need any heroine or valium!
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          Re: g'day mates

          Originally posted by slated-vain View Post
          hey my name is Jensen McManohan and Im from the great outback of Australia. I have not been able to find a place like this with like-minded individuals and am very excited to join the forums.
          I look foward to hearing your unbiased, impartial, fair and balanced views on why Jesus is our lord and saviour.

          I dont smoke or drink or womanize although I have recovered from a heroine addiction but sometimes I still have urges that I believe have been put there by the devil. Instead of giving into these urges I take valium.

          My favourite verse is Matthew 28:19-20 go and make disciples etc.
          Welcome brother, I too live in Australia albiet in the dirty filthy cess pool called Sydney. Too many sinners here for my liking.

          Remeber that the devil is always nearby, keep yourself busy with God's work and keep the temptation at bay.
          Having faith does not mean that we’re not afraid. It gives us the courage to stand tall and to hang on in the middle of our fears. And the greater our fears, the stronger our faith can become.

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            Re: g'day mates

            Originally posted by slated-vain View Post
            yeah its a shame about palin, no one cared about her down here. but i did. what does Dr. Laurie have?
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