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  • Rev. Barky
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.

    I am the Reverend Barking Nonsequitur as is my blog by the same name. I am the supreme monkey-pope wildy gesticulation in your direction and throwing feces at all dogma. Because dogs are fearful beasts that force us into the trees to starve.

    Greetings
  • Sister Kitty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 857

    #2
    Re: Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.

    Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.
    Do you mean simian? Illiterate little boys do not amuse me.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.

      That avatar manifests an eerie likeness to Ratzinger . . . .



      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Sista Lateefah
        Honorary White Woman.
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2007
        • 522

        #4
        Re: Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.



        I... I think it be a feral nigra. I din't know they was able to read and write!
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        "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.

          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
          That avatar manifests an eerie likeness to Ratzinger . . . .
          I don't know, Brother. It looks a little too close to human to be Pope Ratso Rizzo.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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          • Rev. Barky
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2010
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.

            I have availed myself of the noobs verse 1, sticky 1. It is apparent to me that I am of the wrong species for this forum. Therefore, I will appeal to the Veterinarian, who might bring change upon me so that I might be as a human.

            My visage will go, but lo, I shall return reborn as white, and righteous as the snow that hath been missed by the walking poodle.

            Fare Thee Well. (for now)

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Bow unto me my Simeon bretheren.

              Originally posted by Rev. Barky View Post
              I am the Reverend Barking Nonsequitur as is my blog by the same name. I am the supreme monkey-pope wildy gesticulation in your direction and throwing feces at all dogma. Because dogs are fearful beasts that force us into the trees to starve.

              Greetings
              Yes dogs are beasts to be feared. Want to meet mine

              Drama queen

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