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  • The Faithful
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    • Apr 2010
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    #1

    Howdy all

    I'm from Georgia, I come for the word of God and I feel sorry for those that don't see his light.

    I also completely understand and love this place, for everything that it is.

    Thank you so very very much for the word brothers.

    Let us spread it!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: Howdy all

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend?

    Please tell us about yourself.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • The Faithful
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      #3
      Re: Howdy all

      Born and raised in Georgia, Brother.

      I am apart of the BGEA and attend regularly. I hunt deer, I noticed from previous posts you guys are also hunters as well. Good to see a community that enjoys that kind of thing.

      Attended Georgia Tech, but realized they weren't Godly enough and started attending night classes as I visited the seminary.

      Currently engaged, waiting for what will be our most enjoyable marriage so that I can bring more of Christ's children into the world so that they may be saved.

      I currently work as a design engineer in computers. Technology is to be wary, but to spread the word of God, it can be righteous!

      Anything else you'd like to know brother? I'm just your average unworthy American Caucasian Republican, waiting to be saved by the Lord!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
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        #4
        Re: Howdy all

        What church do you attend?

        What are your favorite Scriptures?

        What's your wife's best pie?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • The Faithful
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          #5
          Re: Howdy all

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          What church do you attend?
          The First Baptist Church of Atlanta

          What are your favorite Scriptures?
          I can tell you that all of King James is my favorite. One must understand and love all of God's word.


          What's your wife's best pie?
          As I said, Pastor, I do not have a wife, we are currently engaged to be married in June.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Howdy all

            Originally posted by The Faithful View Post
            As I said, Pastor, I do not have a wife, we are currently engaged to be married in June.
            I meant your fiancee.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • The Faithful
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              #7
              Re: Howdy all

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I meant your fiancee.
              A Good Pie is a hard thing to master, but I tell ya, the last time we had a Strawberry Pie, it was almost as glorious as the day I became saved in his word, just nearly .

              Might you have any pie recommendations for me Pastor?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Howdy all

                Originally posted by The Faithful View Post
                A Good Pie is a hard thing to master, but I tell ya, the last time we had a Strawberry Pie, it was almost as glorious as the day I became saved in his word, just nearly .

                Might you have any pie recommendations for me Pastor?
                I'm partial to blueberry pie myself.

                A girl who can't bake a decent pie isn't worth marrying in my opinion.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Levi Jones
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                  • Jul 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Howdy all

                  Originally posted by The Faithful View Post
                  I can tell you that all of King James is my favorite. One must understand and love all of God's word.
                  Praise the LORD! What's your favorite verse within the KJV?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • The Faithful
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                    #10
                    Re: Howdy all

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Praise the LORD! What's your favorite verse within the KJV?
                    How can one have a favorite verse when the entire King James is worthy of love and devotion?

                    Would it not be a sin to favor one word of God over another?

                    My brother, I appreciate your interest, but I love God's word holistically and without question or preference, save that I know all of it is God's command.

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                    • The Faithful
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                      #11
                      Re: Howdy all

                      Im kidding.

                      Im a 20 year old at a Catholic College, and I have a Jewish background, as my father is Jewish and my mother is Catholic.

                      You guys rock!

                      Give my regards to Jesus Christ, the man does God's real work .

                      and here's a reason to ban me.

                      ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR.
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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Howdy all

                        Originally posted by The Faithful View Post
                        Im kidding.
                        You must be the center of all parties .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Howdy all

                          Originally posted by The Faithful View Post
                          Im kidding.

                          Im a 20 year old at a Catholic College, and I have a Jewish background, as my father is Jewish and my mother is Catholic.

                          You guys rock!

                          Give my regards to Jesus Christ, the man does God's real work .

                          and here's a reason to ban me.

                          ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR.
                          Oh no! You mean you've been leading us on all this time? We never suspected a thing!

                          Jesus called you here for a reason. Time to repent of your papist/jooish ways and accept Jesus properly.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • The Faithful
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                            #14
                            Re: Howdy all

                            Nah, you guys are. Seriously, love what you guys do here.

                            Love that Mr. Harper's name is changed to Jesus Christ.

                            I hope you guys dont IP ban here, I enjoy reading this.

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                            • BelieverInGod
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                              • Feb 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: Howdy all

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I'm partial to blueberry pie myself.

                              A girl who can't bake a decent pie isn't worth marrying in my opinion.
                              Thank you Pastor

                              After I trusted you with my disability. Did you inform my husband? Is this what it's all coming down to?
                              Drama queen

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