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  • SavedSarah
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    • Apr 2010
    • 8
    #1

    Christian Soccer Mom

    Hi ya'll! Loving Christian wife and mother of two reporting for duty
    Jesus Christ is my Savior and God is my Lord! Hallelujah!

    God bless all of you. May we continue to fight against Evilutionist scum and pro-life murderers, glorifying the name of God in these wonderful public spaces!

    He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. -- Matthew 10:37
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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263
      #2
      Re: Christian Soccer Mom

      Welcome to God's favorite forum!

      One question: why do you let your child take part in a homersexual sport?

      You should be a homemaker, not a homomaker!
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • SavedSarah
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          • Apr 2010
          • 8
          #3
          Re: Christian Soccer Mom

          I see the term "soccer mom" as more of a phrase than a reality More like an "SUV driving mom", although that's the truth
          I have two beautiful daughters who are very appropriate young ladies, aged 16 and 14. They both play musical instruments and are home-schooled Evangelical Creationist Christians. Both are virgins and pure, soft-spoken and submissive. I am very proud of my two little gems!
          He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. -- Matthew 10:37

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263
              #4
              Re: Christian Soccer Mom

              One piece of advice here: we ONLY use the KJV 1611 Bible. I noticed that you used a corrupted version in your signature.

              The correct version is:

              Matthew 10:37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

              As you can see, in the original version the father/mother pair is separate from the son/daughter pair. In the new version, they're all put together. This takes away from the original meaning.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • SavedSarah
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                  • Apr 2010
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                  Thank you for the commented, GOD=Life. It has been noted and corrected. I see what you mean about the different meanings. The KJV truly does shed light on the original meaning behind the verse and what the true intention was. It's always good to have a better understanding of God's plan for women in a society
                  He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. -- Matthew 10:37

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12806
                      #6
                      Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                      Welcome the the Forum, Mom. Do you feel your daughters will find with Godly young men to marry if they engage in a competitive activity like soccer?
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                          Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your church and your husband.

                          What's your best pie?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Nathan B. Forrest
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 394
                              #8
                              Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                              Welcome!
                              What type of SUV do you drive? You know the Lord has a soft spot for Land Rovers and Classic Jeeps, don't you?

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29453
                                  #9
                                  Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                                  Soccer Mom, I am sorry to hear about you bad luck. Why do you think God would only give you daughters?

                                  Have we met your husband? Does he hunt?
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                    • Joe Sampson
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                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 2
                                      #10
                                      Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                                      I don't think she wants to tell you about my dad.

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                                        • Bob4God
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                                          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                          Hands folded for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 5274
                                          #11
                                          Re: Christian Soccer Mom

                                          Yes, please tell us about your SUV(s). Many fine young manly men have lost arms, legs and their lives overseas fighting to bring you fuel to keep you on schedule between soccer practice, football, PTA, karate, swimming lessons, music lessons, hockey, and recitals.

                                          I certainly hope you don't allow your children to get on the internet or listen to music! (Unless it's to visit Landover Baptist or listen to hymns.)

                                          GOD bless!
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