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  • Truth-Seeker
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    • Apr 2010
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    #1

    Introductions

    Hello,

    I am new to this site, so I thought i would introduce myself.

    My name is Joanne, I belong to the congregation of Holy Trinity in the UK. My Husband Paul, is of the same congregation.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
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      • Sep 2006
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      #2
      Re: Introductions

      So you're papists?

      What Bible version do you use at your "church"?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267
          #3
          Re: Introductions

          Originally posted by Truth-Seeker View Post
          Hello,

          I am new to this site, so I thought i would introduce myself.

          My name is Joanne, I belong to the congregation of Holy Trinity in the UK. My Husband Paul, is of the same congregation.
          Hi Joanne, kick your shoes off. Tell me about your church. What is your favorite Bible verse? How many sons do you have. What pie is your best to cook?

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            • Truth-Seeker
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              • Apr 2010
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              #4
              Re: Introductions

              Having a favourite is sinful, every word of the bible is equally important, it is all divinely inspired by God.

              Havn't been married long, am praying for sons.

              I make a good blackberry pie....though i am working on improving the recipie for pear and rasberry...

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                • Truth-Seeker
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                  • Apr 2010
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                  #5
                  Re: Introductions

                  I'm sorry pastor, I'm uncertain about what you mean by papists, the term is unfamiliar to me.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
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                      #6
                      Re: Introductions

                      I think the good Pastor is asking if you are a Cathlik.

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                        • Truth-Seeker
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                          #7
                          Re: Introductions

                          No, I'm Protestant.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
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                              #8
                              Re: Introductions

                              Originally posted by Truth-Seeker View Post
                              Having a favourite is sinful, every word of the bible is equally important, it is all divinely inspired by God.
                              Where does it say that in the Bible, the favorite part ?

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                                • Truth-Seeker
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                                  • Apr 2010
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Introductions

                                  Good point! I guess I always just assumed, thank you for correcting me on this.

                                  In that case, I'm fond of Corinthians 11:11.

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                                    • James Dewitt
                                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                      • Jan 2010
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                                      #10
                                      Re: Introductions

                                      This is your favorite
                                      1 Corinthians 11:11

                                      Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord.

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                                        • GOD=life
                                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 3263
                                          #11
                                          Re: Introductions

                                          But let's not ignore 1 Corinthians 11:8 and 9

                                          11:8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
                                          11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
                                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                          Matthew 7:22                                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                            • Truth-Seeker
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                                              It is at the moment, I'm recently married, and I think it illustrates the role of a man and woman in marriage.

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                                                • GOD=life
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                                                  • Jan 2010
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                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Introductions

                                                  I pray that you aren't basing your marriage on a single verse, for that would be a folly.
                                                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                                  Matthew 7:22                                                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                                    • Truth-Seeker
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                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Introductions

                                                      And quite right too GOD=life

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