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Yes, welcome aboard!
Yes, welcome aboard!
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover.
Welcome Reverend Green. I apologize for my lateness in greeting you but I've just had a weekend Ministering and converting Homers.
I agree wholeheartedly with your feelings regarding Goths. As many here will tell you, my own daughter was taken away by one who managed to temporarily convert her into his Gothism.
Thankfully, Pastor Bobby Joe and his security department managed to find her and bring her back. Unfortunately, she was badly injured in the Crossfire which ended with a Bullet lodging in her Brain. Poor Child is now in care. I love her dearly but can't have her dribbling and hollering in my home.
Anyway, welcome to Landover. I'm sure Jesus guided you here
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover.
GLORY!
Welcome to Landover, GOD'S Favorite Church!
It's so refreshing to meet another Brother in Christ who wants to rid the Earth of the Gothtard menace!
It's well known that 100% of these loser kids commit suicide. Why can't they all slit their wrists faster? Hopefully with your help they will!!
L
ve, Sister Thumper
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Oh, but you mistake my intentions, Sister M&M!Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
SS was saying I shouldn't mumble.
Seeing as this is cyberspace, I then sought to comply with his request by making sure to use in my reply bold and vivid text, which could hardly be considered the cyber-equivalent of mumbling.
Yet you find something wrong with my choosing to respect SS's wishes?
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Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover.
Are you backsassing me now? Don't think just because we're True Christians(tm) bathed in the glory of the Lord that we can't recognize sarcasm when we see it. My husband, Mr. Whitford, is asleep so he can't help me find the appropriate scripture, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus hates sarcasm.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostOh, but you mistake my intentions, Sister M&M!
SS was saying I shouldn't mumble.
Seeing as this is cyberspace, I then sought to comply with his request by making sure to use in my reply bold and vivid text, which could hardly be considered the cyber-equivalent of mumbling.
Yet you find something wrong with my choosing to respect SS's wishes?
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Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover.
In that case, you wouldn't mind providing chapter and verse?
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Not at all. Scorners (BACKSASSERS!) should be condemned; fools should be beaten.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostIn that case, you wouldn't mind providing chapter and verse?
Proverbs 19:29Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover.
But it doesn't specifically mention sarcasm.
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Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover.
Don't argue semantics with JESUS.Scorn means the same thing. The word 'sarcasm' was not yet necessary in the vernacular, because anyone who did it was immediately stoned to death...HINT, HINT, HINT.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostBut it doesn't specifically mention sarcasm.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Of course I understand, dear Pastor Al. I would never dream of backsassing such a personification of biblical-bibleness.
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