Introductions

[IamCory]

Hello fellow Christians!

My name is Cory and i am honored to sign up for this forum. I truly hope that you all will find me as an useful member. Not sure what else to say exactly but Howdy!

[Levi Jones]

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Hello, Cory. What Church do you attend? What is your favorite verse from the King James Bible?

[IamCory]

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Hi Levi,

I attend the True Vine Baptist Church of San Antonio (Texas). If anyone lives near there i definitely recommend checking us out.

Everything is possible for him who believes MARK 9:23

I really like this verse because it assures us that we noble Christians can accomplish anything because of our faith in God.

[Levi Jones]

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Hi Levi,

I attend the True Vine Baptist Church of San Antonio (Texas). If anyone lives near there i definitely recommend checking us out.

Everything is possible for him who believes MARK 9:23

I really like this verse because it assures us that we noble Christians can accomplish anything because of our faith in God.

Friend, we read from the King James Bible.

Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.

Are you a married man? How many children has your wife borne you?

[IamCory]

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I am not married sir. I just turned 18 actually and decided to establish a strong faithful base.

[Jedediah]

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Excellent! We need more Godly Texans here. Did you make it to any Tax Day Tea Parties today? The whole town turned out to Piggett Town Hall (doubles as Piggett Bible Church), but it's kind of like preaching to the choir out here. It was still pretty cool though... all the local businesses closed down after lunch, and my buddy Earl built a real functioning gallows from which to hang effigies of Hussein Obama, Pelosi, and Al Sharpton. We're going to keep it up year round. Maybe for 9/12, we'll all convoy to Austin and put the fear of God into some libs and queers... apparently it's still legal to open carry at the Capitol as long as it's not a handgun and you keep it unloaded.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I am not married sir. I just turned 18 actually and decided to establish a strong faithful base.

Are you at least courting a chaste young Christian? The clock is ticking boy, Jesus needs new soldiers for Christ this minute! I assume you are mature enough to function "as a man" and that you are not a homosexual?

Son, you are not getting any younger! In Bible times, you would have had a wife, several future Christian children, a mule, and likely an oxen or two by your age! If you're old enough to accept Jesus, you're old enough to settle down!

[IamCory]

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I am actually. I have a pretty devoted Christian girlfriend at the moment and things are going great!

[James Hutchins]

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Hi Cory, Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(c).

I guess you did not marry yet because you plan to join the Marines? Very considerate of you. I am sure the last thing a True Christian(tm) lady wants is a gimp for a husband. So, when do you ship off?

[IamCory]

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Well, James, to be honest going into military service wasn't my plan HOWEVER if i do consider going into the military i would probably join the navy.

[James Hutchins]

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Does your girlfriend know you like the idea of sleeping with men?

[IamCory]

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I am definately not a homosexual sir. I beat the crap out of them when i see them.

[James Hutchins]

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Then why the Navy? Everyone knows, all semen are Homers. Oh, that is right 'Don't ask, Don't tell' Gotchya.

[IamCory]

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haha no
Well i really like the sea and would love to crew a submarine. It sounds like quite fun.

[James Hutchins]

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I've heard about submariners. I am not so sure about you son. You seem to want to float on that river in Egypt.