Pastor Ezekiel

[FrankieBoyle]

[Luci Mourningstar]

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Are you a Homer Sexual, Frankie?

[FrankieBoyle]

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Are you a Homer Sexual, Frankie?

No Luci! But you have to admit, Pastor Ezekiel is a very handsome man!

[Chemistry]

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Are you a Homer Sexual, Frankie?

My thoughts exactly.

[SUV]

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He does have the most ewefully pretty eyes, doesn't he?

[Purge the Unfaithful]

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I pray that Pastor Ezekiel will not bend over anywhere nearFrankieBoyle!!

May Ezekiel have a couple of daughters that he can hand over to FrankieBoyle to rape so that our pastor can save his body for Jesus!!

Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. Genisis 19:8

I pray in Jesus' name!!

[Luci Mourningstar]

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No Luci! But you have to admit, Pastor Ezekiel is a very handsome man!

He sure looks almost Godlike, and his intentions are always so pure. I happened to stumble upon this picture of him:

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This candid photo was taken of Pastor Ezekiel Flint at the all-male Bible Retreat in San Diego.
He tells me he was just trying to help these fellow Christians find their lost bathing suits. I wonder if he was successful?

[FrankieBoyle]

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LoL

[SUV]

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This candid photo was taken of Pastor Ezekiel Flint at the all-male Bible Retreat in San Diego.
He tells me he was just trying to help these fellow Christians find their lost bathing suits. I wonder if he was successful?

The Dear Man was trying so hard he lost his own in the attempt. Praise!

[James Dewitt]

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I guess this is silly of me, but who in the heck would get near the Ocean with out swimming trunks? What are you going to do if a big fish thinks your tallywacker is a juicy worm? Now that will completely ruin your day at the beach.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I pray that Pastor Ezekiel will not bend over anywhere nearFrankieBoyle!!

May Ezekiel have a couple of daughters that he can hand over to FrankieBoyle to rape so that our pastor can save his body for Jesus!!

Wouldn't it be easier for Zeke to find a few fist-sized stones and a few friends and send FrankieBoyle to his eternal judgment?

[Sister Kitty]

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He sure looks almost Godlike, and his intentions are always so pure. I happened to stumble upon this picture of him:

Pastor Ezekiel's physique is certainly... acceptable.

I must go to my prayer closet now.

[BelieverInGod]

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I guess this is silly of me, but who in the heck would get near the Ocean with out swimming trunks? What are you going to do if a big fish thinks your tallywacker is a juicy worm? Now that will completely ruin your day at the beach.

Well considering the time he spends on nude beaches, I think the Pastor has an issue with tan lines. I'm afraid that it might be pride, but then again he is a Pastor, so I'm sure he's able to control that issue.

[James Dewitt]

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Well considering the time he spends on nude beaches, I think the Pastor has an issue with tan lines. I'm afraid that it might be pride, but then again he is a Pastor, so I'm sure he's able to control that issue.

I do so hope that you are correct Sister
Isaiah 28

1Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose glorious beauty is a fading flower, which are on the head of the fat valleys of them that are overcome with wine!