[Pastor Ezekiel]

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HERRO!

Do you have a speech impediment, son? Because Jesus can heal that for you.

[Bruno]

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HERRO!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Teenage girl to teenage girl, how do you find homeschooling? Do you find you learn as much? what subjects do you do?

What are you talking about? You're not a girl you're a queerboy pervert from Austria.

[celibanana]

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Teenage girl to teenage girl, how do you find homeschooling? Do you find you learn as much? what subjects do you do?

I find it quite enjoyable. I have my math, english, biblical history, christian science, bible study, along with a home ec class in which I prepare for life as a Christian wife. I feel I can be closer to God in homeschool and I can devote more time to my chores and reading the Good Book.

[shrimp]

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I am homeschooled, I couldn't stand public school with the homosexuals and unsaved.

Teenage girl to teenage girl, how do you find homeschooling? Do you find you learn as much? what subjects do you do?

[Levi Jones]

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Oh, wow. Pastor, let me apologize. I did not realize I was whining. You see, since I am still unwed, I have no husband to punish me when I whine or disobey.

Meh, don't worry. I only have to forgive you 489 more times until you're on my bad list.

I will pray for you.

No, I have not. I live my life by the Lord's word, and read my KJV1611 bible nightly, thank you. :]

That's good. I'm glad you study the KJV devoutly. I like the cut of your jib, so far.

[celibanana]

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It hurts our feelings when you whine about the background check and the timeliness of the Divine Calling.

Matthew 22:14
For many will enter, but few will win.

Oh, wow. Pastor, let me apologize. I did not realize I was whining. You see, since I am still unwed, I have no husband to punish me when I whine or disobey.

I am deeply sorry, and recant my question.

I don't know. You tell us.

No, I have not. I live my life by the Lord's word, and read my KJV1611 bible nightly, thank you. :]

[Levi Jones]

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This may not be the correct place to post this, but I do have a question;

Why am I still unsaved trash? Is there something I have done wrong, or is there something I need to do?

I don't know. You tell us.

I don't wish to say that it hurts my feelings, but it does slightly.

It hurts our feelings when you whine about the background check and the timeliness of the Divine Calling.

Matthew 22:14
For many will enter, but few will win.

[celibanana]

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This may not be the correct place to post this, but I do have a question;

Why am I still unsaved trash? Is there something I have done wrong, or is there something I need to do? I don't wish to say that it hurts my feelings, but it does slightly.


Thank you,

YITL,

Celi

[celibanana]

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Hi, Celi!



I can understand that. There is a proposal by several concerned citizens to change it into the, they think, more acceptable greeting of Heaven-o, as they think "hell-o" has negative connotations, and people shouldn't be talking about Hell all day.

However pure their motives, I respectfully disagree. I think that Hell is the most serious thing there is in this life, as an eternity of having your skin boiled off your bones can be prevented by a choice a person can make in three seconds, maybe even two, if he is a proficient speaker.

Therefore, it is not a bad thing to be reminded of Hell all the time, and in fact, I interpret the suffix "-o" as meaning: "Oh, yes, I shouldn't end up there." That's why I support the usage of the word "hello." Though, as I couldn't see whether or not you liked to be greeted like that, I had replaced it with the neutral and slightly more hip "hi" at the start of this post.

Well, we are a very active church, so I'm convinced there will be something to do for you, provided you can fit it in in the busy schedule of chores you, as a good Christian Woman, certainly have.



An inspiring Verse, and often overlooked.

Many Christians do not understand the grand meaning behind this Passage: if you are Saved™, it is not you who brushes your teeth, eats your breakfast, speaks with your neighbour, visits the supermarket, prepares dinner for your husband and submits to him, but Christ in you.

I always experience it as a liberation from the responsibilities the unsaved face every day: where they have to try to be polite and diplomatic to follow their demonic "golden rule," I don't have to, because it is not me who says anything, but Jesus! If someone takes offense to me, that person takes offense to Jesus, which means that they are wrong and go to Hell. In essence, it means that True Christians™ are right about everything by definition. Isn't it amazing, how simple Jesus made life for True Christians™? Praise Him!

And that explains why you are so remarkably intelligent, especially when you consider the fact that you are a woman.



Sure there is. Most of them by Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry.




I understand that, Sister, if I would start singing now about the Wonderful Love of Jesus, I could go on till I'd die, I think. Therefore, I won't do that, and keep typing instead.

The Love of Jesus is Glorious. For example:

Matthew 15:21-28:
Then Jesus went thence, and departed into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon. And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

Here, Jesus healed a woman, even though she belonged to a race of evil people, who were almost exterminated during the Godly Genocide as described in Joshua! She was definitely inferior to God's People, yet still she was healed. Isn't He Wonderful?

It's great to have you on the forums!

Thank you, True Disciple, I feel so welcomed within the forum. I am only to wonder in awe what your Church is like. This site has given me hope for Iowa, since all I have heard is negativity and about their homosexual population it has frightened me. I live in Texas, and although not the Godliest state, there is one thing we do not allow in our Churches; homers.

And, the Lord is so wonderful. I can not disagree with a thing you have said. You truly are a True Disciple, and even over the internet it is obvious that the Lord your Savior is in your heart and soul.

YITL,

Celi

[True Disciple]

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Hi, Celi!

I never understood the word hello.

I can understand that. There is a proposal by several concerned citizens to change it into the, they think, more acceptable greeting of Heaven-o, as they think "hell-o" has negative connotations, and people shouldn't be talking about Hell all day.

However pure their motives, I respectfully disagree. I think that Hell is the most serious thing there is in this life, as an eternity of having your skin boiled off your bones can be prevented by a choice a person can make in three seconds, maybe even two, if he is a proficient speaker.

Therefore, it is not a bad thing to be reminded of Hell all the time, and in fact, I interpret the suffix "-o" as meaning: "Oh, yes, I shouldn't end up there." That's why I support the usage of the word "hello." Though, as I couldn't see whether or not you liked to be greeted like that, I had replaced it with the neutral and slightly more hip "hi" at the start of this post.

Anyways, I am co-leader of the youth group of my church and I love to be in the middle of church activities.

Well, we are a very active church, so I'm convinced there will be something to do for you, provided you can fit it in in the busy schedule of chores you, as a good Christian Woman, certainly have.

My favorite bible verse would have to be - Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

An inspiring Verse, and often overlooked.

Many Christians do not understand the grand meaning behind this Passage: if you are Saved™, it is not you who brushes your teeth, eats your breakfast, speaks with your neighbour, visits the supermarket, prepares dinner for your husband and submits to him, but Christ in you.

I always experience it as a liberation from the responsibilities the unsaved face every day: where they have to try to be polite and diplomatic to follow their demonic "golden rule," I don't have to, because it is not me who says anything, but Jesus! If someone takes offense to me, that person takes offense to Jesus, which means that they are wrong and go to Hell. In essence, it means that True Christians™ are right about everything by definition. Isn't it amazing, how simple Jesus made life for True Christians™? Praise Him!

I am homeschooled, I couldn't stand public school with the homosexuals and unsaved. Also, I do not eat hoved animals, as said in the bible in Leviticus 11:1-47.

And that explains why you are so remarkably intelligent, especially when you consider the fact that you are a woman.

From what I have seen, it seems as if Landover is worth the wait. Though, I do hope that there is some kind of broadcasting of some sort; whether it be radio or television, perhaps even over the internet of some sermons. Nothing does the heart better than waking up early on the Lord's day and listening to his word.

Sure there is. Most of them by Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry.

And, perhaps I like 6:11 better than 6:9-10. I love to be reminded how my Lord Jesus Christ died for my sins, that I would even be worthy of such an act makes me fall to my knees and praise God. What a mighty love He has for us, that His only Son would willing be crucified so that I may return to Heaven to sit next to my Father, sorry I'm getting carried away.

I understand that, Sister, if I would start singing now about the Wonderful Love of Jesus, I could go on till I'd die, I think. Therefore, I won't do that, and keep typing instead.

The Love of Jesus is Glorious. For example:

Matthew 15:21-28:
Then Jesus went thence, and departed into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon. And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

Here, Jesus healed a woman, even though she belonged to a race of evil people, who were almost exterminated during the Godly Genocide as described in Joshua! She was definitely inferior to God's People, yet still she was healed. Isn't He Wonderful?

It's great to have you on the forums!

[celibanana]

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That's a cute story. I'll bet you like kids.

How many future soldiers for Christ are you and your husband hoping to have?

I pray to have as many as the Lord blesses me with. Though, I am hoping for at least six; mostly sons. Though, I do pray for daughters as well so fello soldiers of Christ may have more Christian wives that are obedient and produce even more soldiers for Christ.

And, I love kids. Such a wonderful blessing God gave us in their innocence and faithfulness to the Lord. Christian children at least. I hate to say this, but I can't stand the offspring of the unsaved, I pray for them nightly, in hopes that they can see their parents wrongful ways and turn to the Lord Almighty to save their souls from Eternal Damnation.

Psalms 127:3-5 Behold, children are a heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth. Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them! He shall not be put to shame when he speaks with his enemies in the gate.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Perhaps her username infers the use of God's fruits to help her remain chaste until such time as she chooses an upright Christian man for a husband?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, sir, but it was a nickname that happened to stick with me.
Celi, being my name, and then banana was just something they tagged onto it.

Actually, it happened while at a church retreat, we were just getting out of bible study when a small child only about five came running up to me asking me to help her fix her breakfast. I suppose it was because I had helped her the day before when we had had early bible study that morning. She wanted a banana, though, I wasn't sure if it was a good idea, and it just came out 'Celibanana!' all rushed together. A friend picked it up, and it just followed me on.

That's a cute story. I'll bet you like kids.

How many future soldiers for Christ are you and your husband hoping to have?

[celibanana]

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I'd like to know more about your user handle. Are you a grocer?

No, sir, but it was a nickname that happened to stick with me.
Celi, being my name, and then banana was just something they tagged onto it.

Actually, it happened while at a church retreat, we were just getting out of bible study when a small child only about five came running up to me asking me to help her fix her breakfast. I suppose it was because I had helped her the day before when we had had early bible study that morning. She wanted a banana, though, I wasn't sure if it was a good idea, and it just came out 'Celibanana!' all rushed together. A friend picked it up, and it just followed me on.