Allo!

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Salut, mes Amis! I am very happy to find this small corner of the internets that Le Vrai Christians have occupied!

I live in Quebec, which, of course, makes most of you inferior to me, and unworthy of my simple aknowledgement of your existence. But Quebec is great! And you are greater too for having heard of Quebec!

I offer the gift of knowing someone from Quebec, free of charge. It is my gift to you.

Do not worry about returning this gift, you have nothing of equal value to offer. And I did not give this gift expecting anything in return.

May the Lord bless you all even more than He already has by letting you know me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Allo!

Speak American, hippie.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Allo!

So I'm assuming your Catholic?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

Speak American, hippie.

I know few words in American, though I am trying to learn. It is difficult when only 47 of the 52 channels on my television are American.

I learned this phrase recently in American, it is catchy,

Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb Iran.

You're Mr McCain seems a fine man, though I cannot be sure he is un vrai Christian. Is he as you are?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

So I'm assuming your Catholic?

I am Christian.

Always I was Christian, but I did not know until I learned to speak the english last year that the Bible I was being forced to read was a french copy of a catholic bible. It was not the real Bible.

When I learned to speak the english I was given a copy of the KJV Bible written in God's own english and read the actual Word of God! On that day I removed all the catholic icons and statues from my house. 7 truckloads were removed and the pyre lit up the sky for hours.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Allo!

Indeed.. Well met. Tell us your favorite Bible verse in American?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Allo!

Salut, mes Amis! I am very happy to find this small corner of the internets that Le Vrai Christians have occupied!

Passing through on your way to Hatei?

I live in Quebec, which, of course, makes most of you inferior to me, and unworthy of my simple aknowledgement of your existence. But Quebec is great! And you are greater too for having heard of Quebec!

Why the hate friend? God wants to love you!

I offer the gift of knowing someone from Quebec, free of charge. It is my gift to you.

I'll treasure it always, I can assure you.

Do not worry about returning this gift, you have nothing of equal value to offer. And I did not give this gift expecting anything in return.

I did, but it is at the dump now. See me next Wed.

May the Lord bless you all even more than He already has by letting you know me.

You remind me of a dingo ball I had once.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

Indeed.. Well met. Tell us your favorite Bible verse in American?

Very easy

1 Samuel 18
25And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. 26And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.



What woman would not want a man who whacked off two hundred tallywhackers just to be with her?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Allo!

Very easy

1 Samuel 18
25And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. 26And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.



What woman would not want a man who whacked off two hundred tallywhackers just to be with her?

I see. You seem to be rather on fire for the LORD, frenchy. Are you a beaver trapper like all people from Montreal?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

I see. You seem to be rather on fire for the LORD, frenchy. Are you a beaver trapper like all people from Montreal?

I live in Sept-Îles, I do not know the english bastard of Montreal! They will be expelled after the next referendum.

And my beaver is always properly contained. No matter how forcefully it struggles for freedom.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Allo!

I live in Sept-Îles, I do not know the english bastard of Montreal! They will be expelled after the next referendum.

Whatever that means.

And my beaver is always properly contained. No matter how forcefully it struggles for freedom.

It's a wonder the beaver isn't extinct thanks to kids like you.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

It's a wonder the beaver isn't extinct thanks to kids like you.

My beaver does not stink.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Allo!

I live in Sept-Îles, I do not know the english bastard of Montreal! They will be expelled after the next referendum.

And there we have it. You do realize that if you win a referendum that Quebec will probably go Catholic.

Quebec is nothing more than Canada's spoiled little child. Personally I think we should let them run away. Once they realize how tough the real world is, they would be begging to come back. Especially since all of Northern Quebec wants to stay in Canada. It's only the fort cities that want to leave.

[Jedediah]

Re: Allo!

Young lady, I realize that you are at a disadvantage by having been born in Canada - the French part, no less. However, God has brought you to this place for a reason.

Tell me, young lady - if your neighbor's house was on fire while he was sleeping inside, would you wake him up and tell him to get out of the house? Well, that is exactly what is happening here. Spiritually. Your house is on fire! WAKE UP!!

Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Now isn't that some Good News? Let's break it down bit by bit.

Wages.
How would you feel if your boss refused to pay the wages due to you? In our heart of hearts, we all know that we get what we deserve. Similarly, we earn wages from God based on how we have lived our lives and how we have glorified Him.

Sin.
What do you think when you hear this word? Sin is often more of an attitude than an action. It can be either actively fighting against God or merely excluding Him from our lives. Tell me, young lady, does God ever seem far away from you? That's one of the things sin does. It makes God seem far away.

Death.
What thoughts does this word bring to your mind. In the Bible, death always means some kind of separation.

But.
This word is important because it means that a sharp contrast in thought is coming. What we have been looking at so far is bad news. What follows is Good News!

Gift.
If wages are what a person earns, then what is a gift? Remember that someone must purchase every gift.

Of God.
The gift is free. It is from God Himself! It's so special that no one else can give it. How do you feel when someone gives you a special gift?

Eternal Life!
How do you define these awesome words? Remember that death is separation from God. What is the opposite of separation from God?

Jesus Christ our LORD!!
Every gift has a giver, and only our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ can give the gift of eternal life!

Isn't that some AWESOME news?! There's one more word we need to go over though...

TRUST.
Friends trust each other, and Jesus wants you to have a trusting friendship with Him. All you have to do is admit that you are responsible for the sin of fighting or excluding God from your life. That is what trust means - trusting that Jesus Christ wants to forgive us for rejecting Him from our lives.

So tell me, young lady - are you ready to start a relationship with God that will last forever? If so, then get down on your knees right now, repent, ask for forgiveness, and ask Jesus into your heart. I would pray with you, but I am in Godly Texas and your are in Godless Quebec. I will go to my prayer closet in 10 minutes from the time I post this, though, and talk to Jesus about you. Won't you please join me?

Yours in Christ

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Allo!

Did we meet at the World Secessionist Conference? The whole thing was a bit of a blur, but I remember meeting a two ladies with the most charming accent who I nicknamed "Weewee" and "Saybon".

What's the first thing you plan to do once you've thrown off the shackles of Canadian oppression?