[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

I must say I find this rather offensive.
My church is filled with loving Christians who follow the word of God. I am not attending a false Christian church, we are church who loves God, and all denominations fall under 'Christian' don't they?
That's ok, I'm happy being me, I'm glad I'm not narrow-minded.

You are in fact, attending a false church, led by heathens and sodomites teaching the word of satan disguised as a Bible, but every True Christian™ knows that the only True Word of God® comes from the KJV 1611. I don't make the rules, God does. I just follow them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Australia

And what would be wrong with a female minister anyway? I had female youth group leaders, and I found it easier to talk to them than I did to the males.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

You've never actually read the Bible from cover-to-cover before, have you.

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

You didn't bother to read those links I left for you, did you girl?

I did read them. But in all honesty, I don't see how they're true. Doesn't God and Jesus love everyone, no matter their skin colour, gender etc? And also, if I love and praise God, and follow the Bible best I can + pray... Pretty sure that's what a Christian actually is. I don't want to have to 'hate' on friends.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

I did read them. But in all honesty, I don't see how they're true. Doesn't God and Jesus love everyone, no matter their skin colour, gender etc? And also, if I love and praise God, and follow the Bible best I can + pray... Pretty sure that's what a Christian actually is. I don't want to have to 'hate' on friends.

But are you also remembering to tithe at least 30% of your gross income to Landover Baptist Church? Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian) would want you to do that. Praying is wonderful but you gotta pay if you want to pray and play!!

[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

I don't want to have to 'hate' on friends.

You have the wrong type of friends if God wants you to hate them

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

I am also NOT pleased about your demonic body markings. As we learn in the Holy Word of Jesus "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28


I am sure Landover Baptist Church has a Christ following dermatologist ho can remove those marks of Satan from you at a reasonable price.

Praise Jesus!!

Sorry, but what on earth is this to do with??

You've never actually read the Bible from cover-to-cover before, have you.

Not in one sitting. I've studied most of it through church, bible studies and youth groups.
I know that Bible says a woman can't lead the church, I'm just stating I don't see why it's wrong. I'd feel much more comfortable.

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

But are you also remembering to tithe at least 30% of your gross income to Landover Baptist Church? Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian) would want you to do that. Praying is wonderful but you gotta pay if you want to pray and play!!

That seems wrong to be asking for that much money. I am currently an unemployed student anyway.

You have the wrong type of friends if God wants you to hate them

Not necessarily hate. I more mean... I don't want to have to shove my religion down one of my best friend's throats who is a devout Muslim, especially when she respects me. And also for my gay friend.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

You've never actually read the Bible from cover-to-cover before, have you.

Brother Zeke, she's reading the Satan version of the word of God so what good would reading it do her?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Australia

I did read them. But in all honesty, I don't see how they're true. Doesn't God and Jesus love everyone, no matter their skin colour, gender etc? And also, if I love and praise God, and follow the Bible best I can + pray... Pretty sure that's what a Christian actually is. I don't want to have to 'hate' on friends.

So in other words you're saying that your 18 year old female imagination is true, but the Holy Word of God isn't?

That's blasphemy.

God commands us to follow EVERY WORD of the Bible, miss.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

Brother Zeke, she's reading the Satan version of the word of God so what good would reading it do her?

It's never too late to repent and pick yourself up a copy of the KJV 1611!

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

Sorry, but what on earth is this to do with??

Have you looked at your picture on God's Favorite Christian Forum? A body covered with those...markings makes God puke. And we assume that is a picture of you? Anything else would be a lie!!

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

So in other words you're saying that your 18 year old female imagination is true, but the Holy Word of God isn't?

That's blasphemy.

God commands us to follow EVERY WORD of the Bible, miss.

I'm saying I do my best to follow the Bible, but surely you would understand it can be difficult at times. We all fall short of the glory of God. I never said that the Lord's word was untrue...

And I'm still confused about the tattoo thing. Unless you're referring to my avatar, which actually isn't me. It's a picture of a guitarist from my favourite band, who actually have some religion based songs.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

It's a picture of a guitarist from my favourite band, who actually have some religion based songs.

Is it Christian Rock?!?!?

Perhaps Brother Zeke can tell you about the evil of Christian Rock!!!

And get a copy of the KJV1611 in your hands NOW!!! Then pray pray pray!!!!

In Jesus' name!!!

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

Have you looked at your picture on God's Favorite Christian Forum? A body covered with those...markings makes God puke. And we assume that is a picture of you? Anything else would be a lie!!

Already explained in a post earlier. I clearly state I am a female, and the person in my avatar is a male. It is not me, but a member of one of my favourite bands.

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

Is it Christian Rock?!?!?

Perhaps Brother Zeke can tell you about the evil of Christian Rock!!!

And get a copy of the KJV1611 in your hands NOW!!! Then pray pray pray!!!!

In Jesus' name!!!

Honestly would have thought Christian rock would actually be ok...