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  • WorshipperOfAthe
    Unsaved Trash
    • Apr 2010
    • 29

    #1

    Hello.

    I was linked to these forums by a friend, and I thought I'd check it out...and as for those who are unclear on my name, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Athe
  • Chris T
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 134

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
    I was linked to these forums by a friend, and I thought I'd check it out...and as for those who are unclear on my name, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Athe
    I suggest you throw away those links, and get a copy of the KJV 1611 and pray pray pray!
    Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


    2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Hello, godmocker. Why are you here persecuting us?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        It is said that Mussolini (the Italian dictator), once stood on a pinnacle and cried, "God, if you are there, strike me dead!" When God didn't immediately bow to his dictates, Mussolini then concluded that there was no God. However, his prayer was answered some time later.

        So are you here to impose your atheist fascism on us?
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • WorshipperOfAthe
          Unsaved Trash
          • Apr 2010
          • 29

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          You say that "It is said". That generally means that it is an urban legend. Facism and Atheism are not the same thing; any assumption of such on your part is baseless and foolish. I am here in part to mock, I suppose, if there are posts that are particularly egregious, but for the most part I'll be content to view in dumbfounded amazement...

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          • Chris T
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 134

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
            You say that "It is said". That generally means that it is an urban legend. Facism and Atheism are not the same thing; any assumption of such on your part is baseless and foolish. I am here in part to mock, I suppose, if there are posts that are particularly egregious, but for the most part I'll be content to view in dumbfounded amazement...
            Well, you finally admit you are a Godmocker, and obviously, you have yet to read the appropriate threads before spewing your filth to all these God-fearing True Christians™


            Jesus will certainly enjoy watching you burn in hellfire
            Glory Be!
            Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


            2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
              You say that "It is said". That generally means that it is an urban legend. Facism and Atheism are not the same thing; any assumption of such on your part is baseless and foolish. I am here in part to mock, I suppose, if there are posts that are particularly egregious, but for the most part I'll be content to view in dumbfounded amazement...
              Sweet Jesus, we finally got an honest God mocker. Usually they lie, but this one at least has the courtesy to tell the truth. Not that it will save the fool from Hell, but at least the heathen is honest.

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              • Chris T
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 134

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Sweet Jesus, we finally got an honest God mocker. Usually they lie, but this one at least has the courtesy to tell the truth. Not that it will save the fool from Hell, but at least the heathen is honest.
                Amen, Brother!
                Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                • Jedediah
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Fisher of Men
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 6824

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Sweet Jesus, we finally got an honest God mocker. Usually they lie, but this one at least has the courtesy to tell the truth. Not that it will save the fool from Hell, but at least the heathen is honest.
                  Yes, at least we know all the relevant facts about this one up front. I'll work on him. His heart will be filled with Jesus, and he'll be bowing before the wondrous cross in no time!

                  So tell me, friend. Do you live within a reasonable driving distance of west Texas?
                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                  • WorshipperOfAthe
                    Unsaved Trash
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 29

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Luckily for me, I don't live in America. It is far too conservative; I prefer democratic socialism in the great white north . As for converting me, if you manage it, it will be a huge accomplishment on your part...

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
                      Luckily for me, I don't live in America. It is far too conservative; I prefer democratic socialism in the great white north . As for converting me, if you manage it, it will be a huge accomplishment on your part...
                      democratic socialism, what a laugh. Just wait until Harper has a majority government. In case you haven't noticed how the Canadian government works, we basically decide who's going to be our dictator for 4-5 years.
                      Drama queen

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                      • WorshipperOfAthe
                        Unsaved Trash
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 29

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Jesus won't be having a majority government any time soon...he's had to prorogue twice already ffs. He'll get thrown out, and hopefully a lefty can get in (NDP).

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
                          Jesus won't be having a majority government any time soon...he's had to prorogue twice already ffs. He'll get thrown out, and hopefully a lefty can get in (NDP).
                          Not another soviet canuck, dont you have a baby seal to club?

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                          • WorshipperOfAthe
                            Unsaved Trash
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 29

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            No, I've finished my monthly quota.

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                            • CraterFace
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 48

                              #15
                              Re: Hello.

                              Jesus was an American, he voted Republican, and he would not approve of the new Health Care bill.

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