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  • Good day my fellow Christians

    Hi there, I want to tell you I joined because I love the teachings of Christ. I want to warn people from the evil that is out there. I do what I can to keep our children straight (yes, I don't like fags).

    I hope my knowledge of metal will help you take care of any signal that your child may like metal. This is not always noticable by music or long hair. It has many forms such as guitar hero and pop music.

    Now I will tell you something about myself:
    My name is Joseph McCormic. I currently reside in Garminger, KS
    I'm single for now, but I'm always on the look for a nice christian woman.

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    Re: Good day my fellow Christians

    You're not in Kansas any more Joseph. Why aren't you married?

    I've got a good obedient wife and you should have one too.

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    • #3
      Re: Good day my fellow Christians

      Originally posted by humble servant View Post
      You're not in Kansas any more Joseph. Why aren't you married?

      I've got a good obedient wife and you should have one too.
      I am residing in KS, I don't understand your comment.
      I know I should get a wife, but I want a good wife. One who understands the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ.

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        Re: Good day my fellow Christians

        Originally posted by Dark Funeral View Post
        I am residing in KS, I don't understand your comment.
        I know I should get a wife, but I want a good wife. One who understands the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ.
        Welcome to our friendly forum. What version of the Bible do you read? What are some of your favorite scriptures?

        I also think I should direct you to read this post.
        Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


        2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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        • #5
          Re: Good day my fellow Christians

          Originally posted by Dark Funeral View Post
          I am residing in KS, I don't understand your comment.
          I know I should get a wife, but I want a good wife. One who understands the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ.
          Ever been to the Netherlands, specifically the Rotterdam area?

          You remind me of a fellow I met there. Pathological liar. The bastard stole my sunglasses.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Good day my fellow Christians

            Originally posted by Chris T View Post
            Welcome to our friendly forum. What version of the Bible do you read? What are some of your favorite scriptures?

            I also think I should direct you to read this post.
            I have my brother and I made thread. It goes in the more subtile ways of wanting to recruit our youth for filthy metal and brainwash their minds. I don't want our children to stray from the True Way.

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            • #7
              Re: Good day my fellow Christians

              Originally posted by Dark Funeral View Post
              I have my brother and I made thread. It goes in the more subtile ways of wanting to recruit our youth for filthy metal and brainwash their minds. I don't want our children to stray from the True Way.
              I get the feeling you're only pretending so you don't get banned...
              Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


              2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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              • #8
                Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                Originally posted by Dark Funeral View Post
                I am residing in KS, I don't understand your comment.
                I know I should get a wife, but I want a good wife. One who understands the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ.
                I would submit that a good wife isn't one who necessarily "understands the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ" as all she really needs to understand is what you tell her...the first time you tell her.

                Ephesians 5:22-24 (1611 King James Version)


                22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
                24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
                sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                • #9
                  Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Ever been to the Netherlands, specifically the Rotterdam area?

                  You remind me of a fellow I met there. Pathological liar. The bastard stole my sunglasses.
                  Yes I have been there and it is not a fun place. In fact, the amount of non-whites is above 40%!!! I must also note that a lot of muslims reside there. There is a reason a man must not stay long in one place.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                    So what is your favorite passage of the Holy Word of Jesus? And before you get married with a good submissive Christian Homemaker™ are you able to provide a vast estate along with various servants?

                    Jesus likes wealthy Christians and you have to be wealthy to give to Landover Baptist Church. I gave my $75,000 for this quarter, have you?

                    Glory!!

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                      Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                      "I would submit that a good wife isn't one who necessarily "understands the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ" as all she really needs to understand is what you tell her...the first time you tell her. "And to obey with out no doubt or wavering of faith in God of your authority over her at all times...whatsoever.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                        Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                        So what is your favorite passage of the Holy Word of Jesus? And before you get married with a good submissive Christian Homemaker™ are you able to provide a vast estate along with various servants?

                        Jesus likes wealthy Christians and you have to be wealthy to give to Landover Baptist Church. I gave my $75,000 for this quarter, have you?

                        Glory!!
                        My favorite passage...this is a hard one to be honest. There are many wise things Jesus has said to us, but I will post a favorite of mine:
                        Luke 22:29-30

                        29And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Father hath appointed unto me;
                        30That ye may eat and drink at my table in my kingdom, and sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.



                        Drinking at the table in the Kingdom of Jesus is a marvelous thought. I will live my day to Christ, in order to just experience a glimpse of Him. That I may be able to drink at His table, that would be such an honor.

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                          Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                          You have a long road ahead son, best of luck. God does not serve kidney pudding.

                          I see all your little friends finally left. You do realize, spending time with hoodlums is no way to go through life.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            You have a long road ahead son, best of luck. God does not serve kidney pudding.

                            I see all your little friends finally left. You do realize, spending time with hoodlums is no way to go through life.
                            Dear James,

                            I am aware that I still have a long road ahead of me. The way you talk to mee show me that I can learn a lot from you. This is what the Lord wants, as I shall follow in his footsteps.

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                              Re: Good day my fellow Christians

                              Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                              I hope my knowledge of metal will help you take care of any signal that your child may like metal. This is not always noticable by music or long hair. It has many forms such as guitar hero and pop music.
                              Have you been listening to Slayer?


                              Now I will tell you something about myself:
                              • My name is Joseph McCormic. I currently reside in Garminger, KS

                              I'm single for now, but I'm always on the look for a nice christian woman.
                              What is the meaning behind your user handle? Who is Dirk? Why don't you just call yourself Jimmy Corn?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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