Please allow me to introduce myself

[alli the hatemonger]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

[The Hand]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Is there any particular reason you are posting your fag music here?

We already know you're going to be reamed out in HELL. Why do you insist on proving our point over and over again?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

How many times has this been posted on the board? I think this is the third time this week.

Oh right, but I forgot, they're all "free thinkers" with "independent thought".

[alli the hatemonger]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Is there any particular reason you are posting your fag music here?

We already know you're going to be reamed out in HELL. Why do you insist on proving our point over and over again?

Hey my friend I thought that it would be funny to have this here.

P.S. Hell doesn't exist.

[The Hand]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Oh right, but I forgot, they're all "free thinkers" with "independent thought".

Some GODless slime are so open-minded that their brain falls out.

[The Hand]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Hey my friend I thought that it would be funny to have this here.

P.S. Hell doesn't exist.

I hope he's still laughing when well-endowed demons are brutalizing his rear exit in HELL. They'll be passing him around like a rag toy.

P.S. You can tell me what it's like there when you get there. Send me a postcard.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Hey my friend I thought that it would be funny to have this here.

P.S. Hell doesn't exist.

Oh, yes a 42 year old song that is constantly being posted on here and then deleted, yeah it's so funny.


Can you prove hell doesn't exist? Because the day you die you'll be seeing our proof and by then it's too late.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

I see it's to be godmocking and hate from you.

It's always such a shame to see a soul so eager to face plant into the fiery lake.

Why are you persecuting us?

[alli the hatemonger]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Oh, yes a 42 year old song that is constantly being posted on here and then deleted, yeah it's so funny.


Can you prove hell doesn't exist? Because the day you die you'll be seeing our proof and by then it's too late.

You can't prove a negative.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

I hope he's still laughing when well-endowed demons are brutalizing his rear exit in HELL. They'll be passing him around like a rag toy.

P.S. You can tell me what it's like there when you get there. Send me a postcard.

Brother, perhaps I am just suffering from wishful thinking, but I would like to think God has prepared a place for us to watch the sinners burn in torment.

I will meet you there, so we can do this.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

You can't prove a negative.

I think we should look at this logically using Pascal's Wager.

What if I'm right? It means an eternity of burning and flames for you. What if you're right? It means nothing to me.

Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven with us, friend?

[The Hand]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Brother, perhaps I am just suffering from wishful thinking, but I would like to think God has prepared a place for us to watch the sinners burn in torment.

I will meet you there, so we can do this.

I'm sure True Christians™ will have front row seats.

Sing PRAISE!

[alli the hatemonger]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

I think we should look at this logically using Pascal's Wager.

What if I'm right? It means an eternity of burning and flames for you. What if you're right? It means nothing to me.

Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven with us, friend?

If I'm right it means that you would have wasted your life praying to a god who doesn't exist, when instead of doing that you could of been helping humanity advance scientifically or technologically.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

You can't prove a negative.

So you have no proof. Yet we have lots of proof that Hell exists. You've been around these boards long enough to know that. Instead you would rather just mock us, smug in your teenage knowledge that you are invincible.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41262&highlight=proof+hell+exists

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=30407&highlight=proof+hell+exists

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19942

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36886

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31346

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21049

Again I ask, where is your proof?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

If I'm right it means that you would have wasted your life praying to a god who doesn't exist, when instead of doing that you could of been helping humanity advance scientifically or technologically.

No I would of wasted my life, loving my family taking care of the home and the same stuff that 99.9999% of humanity does.

So exactly what have you done to help humanity, advance science or technology?