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  • Amos Samuel
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2010
    • 11
    #1

    Hello

    Thank you for the warm welcome to your forums. My search for true religion is at an end. I tired of those that would preach false scripture to me i.e. anything other than KJV1611. I am 27 years old and seeking salvation.

    2 Samuel 22:4 I will call on the LORD, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.
    John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
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    • Chris T
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2010
      • 134
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Thomas Howard View Post
      Thank you for the warm welcome to your forums. My search for true religion is at an end. I tired of those that would preach false scripture to me i.e. anything other than KJV1611. I am 27 years old and seeking salvation.

      2 Samuel 22:4 I will call on the LORD, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.
      Well you've come to the right place, friend!
      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      What is some of your favorite scripture?
      Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


      2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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        • Amos Samuel
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • May 2010
          • 11
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Chris T View Post
          Well you've come to the right place, friend!
          Welcome to our friendly forum!

          What is some of your favorite scripture?
          It's hard to pick only a few as I love the bible in its entirety. Here are a couple that I enjoy.


          2 Chronicles 20:17 Ye shall not need to fight in this battle: set yourselves, stand ye still, and see the salvation of the LORD with you, O Judah and Jerusalem: fear not, nor be dismayed; to morrow go out against them: for the LORD will be with you.

          Exodus 23:7 Keep thee far from a false matter; and the innocent and righteous slay thou not: for I will not justify the wicked.
          John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself and your family. What church do you attend? How many sons has your wife given you? What's your favorite gun?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11513
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself and your family. What church do you attend? How many sons has your wife given you? What's your favorite gun?
                  Pastor Ezekiel I am hurt. You never asked me about my guns. Is it because I am a woman? Are we not permitted to bear arms simply because we have The Lord's work to do in bearing sons?

                  I am pretty handy with a .22 -- that's a small, dainty gun for a godly woman. What I lack in firepower, I make up for in aim. Out of six rounds, I got five in the head and heart kill zone and two went through nearly the same hole!


                  On Targetly Yours,

                  Handmaiden

                  Shootin' things is almost as much fun as bakin'!
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Amos Samuel
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 11
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself and your family. What church do you attend? How many sons has your wife given you? What's your favorite gun?
                      I don't currently have a church I attend. I can't stand the hypocritical ramblings from most pastors which is what drew me here. I have 3 sons Amos jr, Isaac, and Samson. My favorite gun is my Beretta 92FS.
                      John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                        • Seth Campbell
                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1565
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                          Pastor Ezekiel I am hurt. You never asked me about my guns. Is it because I am a woman? Are we not permitted to bear arms simply because we have The Lord's work to do in bearing sons?

                          I am pretty handy with a .22 -- that's a small, dainty gun for a godly woman. What I lack in firepower, I make up for in aim. Out of six rounds, I got five in the head and heart kill zone and two went through nearly the same hole!


                          On Targetly Yours,

                          Handmaiden

                          Shootin' things is almost as much fun as bakin'!
                          You sure do go out of your way to get attention, don't you. No, guns are not for women. In fact it's one of the few things that I don't even allow my wife to clean, as they are my guns and mine alone.



                          Ahem......
                          Back on topic now.

                          Welcome Amos, I'm sorry that you do not have a good Christian Church near by for you to attend. Perhaps you can speak with the Pastors here about the problem as they know Pastors from all over the country. Perhaps there is a good church on a back street somewhere that you just haven't noticed.

                          How old are your boys?
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Amos Samuel View Post
                              I don't currently have a church I attend. I can't stand the hypocritical ramblings from most pastors which is what drew me here. I have 3 sons Amos jr, Isaac, and Samson. My favorite gun is my Beretta 92FS.
                              No soldiers for Christ?

                              Anyway, it's good to meet you.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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