[James Dewitt]

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I do make a pretty good mince pie. Will that do?

Would you serve your pie to Jesus? Is pretty good the best you can do? Do you want a husband that is kind of a Christian. You need to do your best, after all God expects it from us, we must do our very best or heaven will not be in your future.

[Phillipi]

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Sister Betty is a joy to all of us. Its a shame that more young people do not follow her words of wisdom.

Sister Betty's videos led me to Landover Baptist Church. I e-mailed her asking for some True Christian™ advice...but she never replied. She's probably far too busy to read everyones e-mails.

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Sister Sanctimony;520662]
I think we have found the problem. Real men do not eat custard or cream pies. They are kind of faggy don't you think? Oh and never never serve a real man that fancy French pie called Quiche.
You better stick with the good ole American favorites like Apple, cherry ya know fruit pies.

I do make a pretty good mince pie. Will that do?

[James Dewitt]

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Sister Sanctimony;520662]

Yessir. I spend as much time as I can in my prayer closet. Saturday night, for instance, I was there so long that I fell asleep prayin' and almost missed Sunday Worship!

You fell asleep reading the Bible I have spent 24 straight hours reading the Bible and praying and never fallen asleep. In fact I am so invigorated by the word of God that I may go for 2 or 3 days with out sleep.

My pie is custard. Smooth and creamy with a flaky crust. I'll half to try that! Thank you, sir!

I think we have found the problem. Real men do not eat custard or cream pies. They are kind of faggy don't you think? Oh and never never serve a real man that fancy French pie called Quiche.
You better stick with the good ole American favorites like Apple, cherry ya know fruit pies.

[Sister Sanctimony]

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I can see why he might be interested, the bun hairdo has captured many of men. I can tell you the best way to worm your way into mans heart is done in two ways .
1 Jesus, have you spent enough time in your prayer closet.
2 A pie, do you bake a good pie? I mean a real good pie.
Is your pie sweet and juicy with a tender crust, or is it sour and dry with a crunchy crust? My wife got me with her pie.

Yessir. I spend as much time as I can in my prayer closet. Saturday night, for instance, I was there so long that I fell asleep prayin' and almost missed Sunday Worship!

My pie is custard. Smooth and creamy with a flaky crust. I'll half to try that! Thank you, sir!

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Young Lady, you are showing far too much above the knee in that photograph.
Please cover up. This is a Christian Forum and we expect our Ladies to dress modestly at all times.

Yes ma'am.

[James Dewitt]

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Believe me, I have TRIED. I think he's interested in the harlot that works in the library and wears her hair in that seductive bun. Her and her cat-eye glasses. . .

I can see why he might be interested, the bun hairdo has captured many of men. I can tell you the best way to worm your way into mans heart is done in two ways .
1 Jesus, have you spent enough time in your prayer closet.
2 A pie, do you bake a good pie? I mean a real good pie.
Is your pie sweet and juicy with a tender crust, or is it sour and dry with a crunchy crust? My wife got me with her pie.

[Talitha]

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Young Lady, you are showing far too much above the knee in that photograph.
Please cover up. This is a Christian Forum and we expect our Ladies to dress modestly at all times.

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Sister Sanctimony;520644]
Are the Pastors married, maybe you could set your sights on the Jr. Pastor

Believe me, I have TRIED. I think he's interested in the harlot that works in the library and wears her hair in that seductive bun. Her and her cat-eye glasses. . .

[James Dewitt]

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Sister Sanctimony;520644]

Why, Brother James! Are you ASKIN'?

Asking what? I am sort of married already. My wife is um err currently missing.

I found LBC 'cause so many people have shared videos by Sister Betty Bower with me, and I cherish that good woman!

Sister Betty is a joy to all of us. Its a shame that more young people do not follow her words of wisdom.

As for how many sons; I guess as many as Jesus will bestow upon me. He better hurry and send me a God fearing man soon, though. Reverend says I'm gettin' to be an old maid!

Are the Pastors married, maybe you could set your sights on the Jr. Pastor

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Why, Brother James! Are you ASKIN'?

I found LBC 'cause so many people have shared videos by Sister Betty Bower with me, and I cherish that good woman! As for how many sons; I guess as many as Jesus will bestow upon me. He better hurry and send me a God fearing man soon, though. Reverend says I'm gettin' to be an old maid!

[James Dewitt]

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What brings you to our little corner of the interweb? Do you have any plans of marring, and how many sons will you have for Jesus?

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Pastor Ezekiel, sir:

I'm a member in good standing at the Church of Baptist Brimstone Redemption. It's a small congregation of only about 12 member total (including the Reverend and Associate Reverend). I am in charge of membership/outreach although membership has declined since I started.

As for finding Jesus, I never did lose him. He's solely responsible for making me who and what I am today.

Brother Nathan, my favorite Bible verse is that which I use as my signature, below.

Brother Dirk, Thank you.

Brother David, It's my Associate Reverend's motor bike. I was just foolin' 'round on it. It wasn't even runnin'.

God Bless Y'all!
Sis' 'Mony.

[David Ben Ahzea]

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What is that unGodly vehicle you are straddling? And why are you not wearing a helmet?

[Dirk]

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I'm prepared to be a submissive wife and Christian mother. I've had an uphill battle keeping the boys from doing evil upon me, all my life. I can't help it God bestowed me with so much beauty. But, by golly, I've stayed chaste and ready to live in Christian servitude to my man.

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