Glad to be a part of the glory!

[Dr. Josiah Phibes]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say hello to my fellow members here on the forum. My name is Dr. Minister Josiah Phibes. I am a senior minister at St. God's Evangelical Baptist Nondenominational Lutheran Ministries and I'm honored to be a guest here at The Landover Baptist Church outta good ol' Freehold. My church, The S.G.E.B.N.L. Church, was founded just shortly after the great NC book burning of 1984, in my home city of Flourence, wherein we managed to burn over 3,000 books. Sadly, however, a bible was one of them. This was not my fault, as I told my wife (then girlfriend in the eyes of the lord) to head back inside of the library to save the last remaining bible. Instead, she came out with a child in her arms and no bible in her hands. To make matters worse, it was a dirty Pagan baby - you know the kind I mean. Might as well had a disk in his lip.Afterward, four month in the Sinning Tents did her right, and she left knowing that what she had done was not the Lord's work. We were married six months after, and four years after that, we started to enjoy the fruits of marital bliss. To this day, we still pull our beds side by side and read the King James Version together. Makes her hotter than a homo in a rasslin' ring, but we maintain our Godly composure.

Since then, the Lord has been very good to me. I've been able to be an integral part of my church and others. I've studied my favorite founding father, Jesus Christ, everyday since. And I'm a regular guest on ReapSowRadio http://hstrial-reapsowradio.intuitwebsites.com/ where I carry the message of the Lord to the heathens out there in Los Angeles, or Lost Angels as I like to call it.

I live in a very affluent neighborhood that, well, stays brighter a little later, if you know what I mean. However, it is a neighborhood in Minneapolis, MN. Now, what this means is that there's a gol darn Muslim as our State Representative and a Jewish comedian as our senator. This led me to the wondrous and glorious Tea Party Movement, of which, I am the leader of the Minneapolis Chapter. A group that understands what the First Amendment really means. A group that understands that while the word "regulated" may be in the Second Amendment, what that really means is that it's "regular" to carry a semiautomatic rifle with you at all times.

Now, we're a peaceful chapter. Once or twice we didn't even bring our guns to a protest. We know how them liberals feel about that. They'll elect a man who was born in Mapudapadurpastan who don't even talk to the good Lord, at least not the real one, but they don't like things like guns and pickup trucks and "Support our troops and fetuses" bumper stickers. Who cares what they think? Not me and certainly not the good Lord. Baby-eating socialists!

I'm proud to be with so many like-minded people here on the fabulous Landover Baptist Church's website, and I thank Pastor Ezekiel for the invitation. Glory and Ameyown to all!

[Talitha]

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Welcome to our humble boards Brother.

A most enlightening and inspirational story. I just love a good book burning

[Levi Jones]

Re: Glad to be a part of the glory!

Praise Jesus and welcome! Your testimony moved me like a Benny Hinn, John Hagee, Oral Roberts and a Jonathan Edwards sermon all wrapped up into one.

[Dr. Josiah Phibes]

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Well, thank you both. It makes me happier than a homo in the middle of a rasslin' ring with a tummy full of man-jelly and babies to be so well-received on this good True Christian website.

[Dirk]

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Nice text, nice avatar and a nice name: You must be a good fellow.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. I look forward to reading some of your sermons.

God Bless you and yours.

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Oh my GOSH that's inspirational! I've always wanted to see a good book burnin'. I mean, beyond the burnin' I've done on my own. . . you know, Stephen King, NLV, Penthouse Forum, The Way and the like. It's only fit for burnin'! And your so courageous to have properly punished your woman for such un-God-like behavior!

I look forward to seein' you 'round and hearin' more of your wisdom!

YIC

Sactimony

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, Brother Josiah. It is rare that I so readily detect the presence of the Holy Spirit in another so soon. May this forum bolster your resolve in your walk with Christ and serve as a bulwark against the devil's onslaught of temptation. I look forward to fellowship and mutual exhortation.

Praise Him!

[The Hand]

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Welcome, Brother, and thanks for the radio link. Inspirational words you're spreading there

GOD bless.