[Sklog Oontermann]

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Morning.

I have been busy catching up on all the good Christian information here, and taking the opportunity to educate myself on many topics. Particularly the Jews.


I am feeling quite at home here, and I think I know why. My dad thoroughly churched me as a child from the King James Bible since we lived too far out in the wild to have a True God church nearby. Now I have found Landover, and you practice completely what my dad always taught.

I think anyone anywhere in the world brought up with the King James Bible would feel at home here, and I think it demonstrates the complete nature of God's exaltedness.

[Seth Campbell]

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I'm hoping that we haven't frightened the good Brother off. I enjoy having other Canadians on the board, we're not ALL liebral tree hugging hippies.

[The Hand]

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Welcome to Landover, Brother.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Why I never! I AM saved, and I'm virtuous! I'll NOT let a foreigner order me about!

Then let an American tell you how it is. Shut your yap and start reading Proverbs! And stop hitting on everything that moves. It is disgusting! Behave like a proper Christian lady instead.

Revelation 17:5 "And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH."

[BelieverInGod]

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Why I never! I AM saved, and I'm virtuous! I'll NOT let a foreigner order me about! You're suggesting I should SHAME myself that way? Never!

If it walks like one and talks like one....

Have you opened up your Bible yet? Have you looked at the link I supplied? Or are you just going to keep running around this forum like a harlot in heat.

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Like use you for bear bait?

Listen here you little unsaved harlot, you've been doing nothing on here but backing your rump up to every man like a dog in heat. The first man that rebukes you, you start insulting.

Grow up and listen to what the men are telling you.

Why I never! I AM saved, and I'm virtuous! I'll NOT let a foreigner order me about! You're suggesting I should SHAME myself that way? Never!

[BelieverInGod]

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Would somebody kindly advise Mr. Campbell that my daddy always said I should have no truck with foreigners. I shoulda paid better attention up front. I didn't realize that Mr. Oonterman was from THAT far north. It gives me chills to think about what those swarthy foreigners might do to an innocent girl like me!

YIC

Sanctimony

Like use you for bear bait?

Listen here you little unsaved harlot, you've been doing nothing on here but backing your rump up to every man like a dog in heat. The first man that rebukes you, you start insulting.

Grow up and listen to what the men are telling you. READ PROVERBS!

Here I'll even make it easy for you...

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=proverbs%2031&version=KJV]Proverbs 31 [/url]

Now does that sound like you?

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Would somebody kindly advise Mr. Campbell that my daddy always said I should have no truck with foreigners. I shoulda paid better attention up front. I didn't realize that Mr. Oonterman was from THAT far north. It gives me chills to think about what those swarthy foreigners might do to an innocent girl like me!

YIC

Sanctimony

[Seth Campbell]

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Can you tell me how a canuck is better than a wetback? That's all I'm sayin'.

Edit: I mean, they AIN'T good Christian Americans, now, are they?

YIC

Sanctimony

You may want to realize that you are speaking to a Canuck at this very moment.

Perhaps you should learn to Bridle your tongue and memorize the book of Proverbs and what it says about being a good woman, especially Chapter 31.

[Sister Sanctimony]

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And an outburst like that is supposed to endear you to a Christian man?

Can you tell me how a canuck is better than a wetback? That's all I'm sayin'.

Edit: I mean, they AIN'T good Christian Americans, now, are they?

YIC

Sanctimony

[Seth Campbell]

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Yeah, well, I guess it is just as well. Canucks are just the same as white Mexicans. And I could never take the cold up there anyhow. Be seein' ya!

YIC

Sanctimony

And an outburst like that is supposed to endear you to a Christian man?

[Sister Sanctimony]

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Remarriage would not be in the immediate future. My eldest son is engaged to a girl who's family is pretty well connected with the zinc mine. My younger boy is still exploring the field.

They're both good, respectful sons, they work hard in my mill, and try (and generally succeed) in leading upstanding lives.


The snow is pretty much gone now, but we are still having frost. Did get close to 60 (Fahrenheit for you Americans). This last winter was unusually severe. Very scenic though, but the green up now is welcome.

Yeah, well, I guess it is just as well. Canucks are just the same as white Mexicans. And I could never take the cold up there anyhow. Be seein' ya!

YIC

Sanctimony

[Sklog Oontermann]

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Why you dear, sweet man. So are you lookin' to remarry? Are you boys ready to marry?

How cold does it get up there, anyhow?

YIC

Sanctimony

Remarriage would not be in the immediate future. My eldest son is engaged to a girl who's family is pretty well connected with the zinc mine. My younger boy is still exploring the field.

They're both good, respectful sons, they work hard in my mill, and try (and generally succeed) in leading upstanding lives.


The snow is pretty much gone now, but we are still having frost. Did get close to 60 (Fahrenheit for you Americans). This last winter was unusually severe. Very scenic though, but the green up now is welcome.

[Sklog Oontermann]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

Why, if I may ask, is it your favorite?

When I first learned to read, my dad had me open his Bible to a random page and had me close my eyes and pick a verse. He had me memorize it and I have held onto it for all these years.

There is a little knoll on the edge of the clearing where I grew up and after that we started referring to it as Holy Hill. The verse just has a special meaning to me with my dad, and growing up, and our house out in the woods.

[Seth Campbell]

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Hello my brother Canukistan.