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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Welcome to our friendly forum!

    Originally posted by Sklog Oontermann View Post
    My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 99, verse 9
    Why, if I may ask, is it your favorite?

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  • Sister Sanctimony
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    Originally posted by Sklog Oontermann View Post
    My wife died some years ago while birthing my 3rd son. My boys are grown now and work for me.
    Why you dear, sweet man. So are you lookin' to remarry? Are you boys ready to marry?

    How cold does it get up there, anyhow?

    YIC

    Sanctimony

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  • Nobar King
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    That's good to know. We get a lot of uppity Eskimos in here who like to boss people around and push their socialized atheism on decent Christians.

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  • Sklog Oontermann
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You're not an Eskimo, are you?

    That's funny. No I am not an Eskimo, but my attacker was one.

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  • Sklog Oontermann
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    I appreciate the warm welcome.

    I haven't met Paul Bunyan yet, seems like he was a Minnesoter. We have some legendary types up here in Flin Flon, though.

    My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 99, verse 9:

    Exalt the Lord our God, and worship at his holy hill; for the LORD our God is holy.


    Since I was home churched as a kid, and God Fearing Holy churches are very scarce in Canada, it is just me and my King James. And now Landover, which I find as a welcome blessing.

    My wife died some years ago while birthing my 3rd son. My boys are grown now and work for me.

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  • Nobar King
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    You're not an Eskimo, are you?

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  • Dirk
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    Welcome friend!

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  • Jedediah
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    Welcome, brother!

    Your father must be quite a man. I give my sons blessings each morning before going to work, but to conduct my own Services would be quite daunting.

    I rejoice that the LORD has brought you here. If True Religion is what you seek, you can end your search now. Praise Him!

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  • Sister Sanctimony
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    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Praise Jesus and welcome. Tell us about your family. Are you a married man?
    That's what I wanna know, too!

    And I see NOTHIN' wrong with the "appearance!"

    YIC

    Sanctimony

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Welcome to God's favorite forum. Have you ever met Paul Bunyan?

    What are your favorite Scriptures?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Praise Jesus and welcome. Tell us about your family. Are you a married man?

    Sorry about your appearance, but God never gives us more than we can handle, buddy.

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    Welcome friend.

    Hope you find what you need here. This site has been a blessing in my life.


    Happy to meet some one who has been 'tried by fire' and has proven himself against some of the scum we share this world with.

    Be comforted knowing that drunk carried your last punch all the way to Satan's fiery lake!

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  • Sklog Oontermann
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    My introduction

    Greetings.

    I am Sklog Oontermann, and I live and work in Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada.

    I am a lumberjack now, but I used to work at the smelter. Sorry about my somewhat scary appearance, I was seriously injured fighting a drunk and satan possessed native type up here a few years ago. I was exonerated for killing the rat, and it would not bother me a bit to do it again.

    As for church, I was home schooled and home churched as I grew up in a remote clearing 200 miles north of here. Not that I would be comfortable in most churches in Canada these days. I have spent much time looking for something I consider to be a True Faith, and I know in my heart Landover Baptist is it.


    I consider it a privilege to be here, and I already strongly feel God's presence in what you good folks are doing here.
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