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  • #1

    Why hallo ther!

    Hello ther, Landover!

    It shooo is mighty fine to be joinin this here congragashun! I's a negro who's a-lookin' fo some ways ta repent for the sins of my fathers. I's speakin' metaforicly. I ain't got no father! I seen a post on this here forum bout becomin a reformed negro an now I wanna become one two and was wondrin if ya'll could help me out. As you cin see I can't hardly reed or rite, so I wana lern that two!

    I feel dat I have taken the firs step toards bein saved an earnin the rite to serve in Heaven. Please help a sinna out, won'tcha? I jus leff ma ol town were people wasn't kind to us coloreds. Not one lick.



    I herd good things bout dis playce. I think I'm gon like it here!

    Thanks evurbody!

    -De Magical Negro
    Jus Keep Dansin!
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  • #2
    Re: Why hallo ther!

    Uh.......er.......um.........welcome?

    I'm sure we can find a place for here.

    Perhaps you might be intersted in our de-negrification program. I'm told they have highly qualified interpreters that specialize in American/Jive translations. Good God I hope so since i can barely understand your negra-speak.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #3
      Re: Why hallo ther!

      Greetings.

      We appreciate your attitude and desire to serve the Lord.



      Are you a Blood or a Crip ??
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #4
        Re: Why hallo ther!

        Do you have your masters permision to use his computer and post here?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Why hallo ther!

          I don' mess wif no gangs. Dem gangs is da reesin dat black folk ain't neva gon be nuffin in dis cuntry. An dem gangs is the reesin dat black folk cayn't be saved. I leff ma gang lonng ago so dat I culd join a negro church in Missipi. But den i left since dey was talkin bout da wite devil an stuff like dat, and i noo dat they was preachin blasfemy.

          Das wa I came her. I ain't had no church an it mad me mighty sad.

          Also, ma massa dun set me free long long ago when he died. His will say dat I cin go free. Hallelujah!
          Jus Keep Dansin!

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          • #6
            Re: Why hallo ther!

            School......reading.....just sayin'.........but you need the KJV 1611 Bible, that's for sure!

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