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Hello, First off I would like to thank Lesbian Robot for the spiritual guidance to compose the following..........
You are all sick and in need of some serious therapy.
If you were Muslim I would crap on the Koran, light it on fire, hit the burning feces covered book with a baseball bat and then flush it down a brothel toilet in Detroit just to piss you all off. There are so many terrible things I would like to happen to all of you sickos such as:
1. Being struck in the head by a large falling object such as a meteor, massive brick frozen airline waste, a massive load of bricks, a massive brick going really fast, a 500mph fastball, an overweight drunken vulture, a large hanging display in a museum, or the Dukes of Hazard car after it takes a 80mph jump off of a hay truck. However, a meteorite or bird shit will surface.
2. Having your arms removed in a freak accident. This accident could include, but is not limited to a cockfight accident, a hellish cooking accident involving a chainsaw, having both arms stuck in the doors of metro trains traveling in opposite directions, having them cut off by an Asian hooker in some back ally motel, or a carnival disaster.
3. Going bankrupt and losing your precious pickup trucks, mobile homes, and weekend getaways. This could also result in you doing a real days work for normal wages like the average American you so nobly claim to represent.
4. Being wrongfully (or rightfully, it doesn’t really matter) imprisoned for a crime so terrible that your mother tells her friends that you are dead to avoid talking about you and the other inmates deem so immoral that you are ass raped with industrial tools everyday until the day you die.
Having your computer monitor blow up in your faces resulting in a phobia of computers precluding you from ever typing this trash again.
You are all sick and in need of some serious therapy.
If you were Muslim I would crap on the Koran, light it on fire, hit the burning feces covered book with a baseball bat and then flush it down a brothel toilet in Detroit just to piss you all off. There are so many terrible things I would like to happen to all of you sickos such as:
1. Being struck in the head by a large falling object such as a meteor, massive brick frozen airline waste, a massive load of bricks, a massive brick going really fast, a 500mph fastball, an overweight drunken vulture, a large hanging display in a museum, or the Dukes of Hazard car after it takes a 80mph jump off of a hay truck. However, a meteorite or bird shit will surface.
2. Having your arms removed in a freak accident. This accident could include, but is not limited to a cockfight accident, a hellish cooking accident involving a chainsaw, having both arms stuck in the doors of metro trains traveling in opposite directions, having them cut off by an Asian hooker in some back ally motel, or a carnival disaster.
3. Going bankrupt and losing your precious pickup trucks, mobile homes, and weekend getaways. This could also result in you doing a real days work for normal wages like the average American you so nobly claim to represent.
4. Being wrongfully (or rightfully, it doesn’t really matter) imprisoned for a crime so terrible that your mother tells her friends that you are dead to avoid talking about you and the other inmates deem so immoral that you are ass raped with industrial tools everyday until the day you die.
Having your computer monitor blow up in your faces resulting in a phobia of computers precluding you from ever typing this trash again.
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