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    Hello, Darin C. in Dallas, Ga.

    I live in Dallas, Ga. I am a devout Christian and have been most of my life. We (family and I) are musicians, singers and songwriters and we have had a music ministry since I was young. In fact, Wendy Bagwell ( of Wendy Bagwell and the Sunlighters fame) was a cousin of mine. Anyway, I was called into a preaching ministry in 1990 and evangelized for many years and pastored for around 15 years. I think I've already (unintentionally) stirred up a hornets nest on your "bible studys" forum...so I may be stoned before long. Believe me...I meant no harm by it.
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    Re: Hello, Darin C. in Dallas, Ga.

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, providing an online refuge and place of virtual worship for the True Christians(tm) of God's favorite church, Landover Baptist.

    Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And by the way, is THIS you?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello, Darin C. in Dallas, Ga.

      Music ministry? Preaching is not good enough? I for one want to hear the Word of God© without a clarinet section.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, Darin C. in Dallas, Ga.

        Pastor Ezekiel.....I think I caused quite a stir here, time for me to bail out I do believe....Sorry for all the trouble. You can read my farewell speech on the other topic about the KJV of the Bible.

        Uh....Maybe I shouldn't say this but...some folks on here got some real issues man. I hope as a pastor you have different beliefs than some of the ones I've read on here today. Anyway, God be with you my friend.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, Darin C. in Dallas, Ga.

          Originally posted by DarinC View Post
          Pastor Ezekiel.....I think I caused quite a stir here, time for me to bail out I do believe....Sorry for all the trouble. You can read my farewell speech on the other topic about the KJV of the Bible.

          Uh....Maybe I shouldn't say this but...some folks on here got some real issues man. I hope as a pastor you have different beliefs than some of the ones I've read on here today. Anyway, God be with you my friend.

          Hmmm. "Issues", some of us have "issues". A few years ago that word meant "problems".

          I had not noticed that any of the pastors or church members have "problems".

          They read the Bible, they follow the Bible. Apparently, you feel competent to (a.) criticize the teaching of our pastors, (b.) play the role of a psychiatrist and (c.) pretend you "meant no harm" by throwing flames.

          I can understand you do not like to see the success of Landover Baptist. But, don't become mad at out success. Improve your own church, my friend.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            I get it...this is a joke....right?

            Holy cow....I get it....this isn't real....is it? This is all fake. I got sucked right in! This is all some sort of parody making fun of fundamentalist Christianity...right? Well, you guys certainly had me fooled. Anyway, I really am a true Christian, so I guess I'm not really wanted here after all huh?....lol.

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            • #7
              Re: I get it...this is a joke....right?

              Originally posted by DarinC View Post
              Holy cow....I get it....this isn't real....is it? This is all genuine. I got sucked right in! This is all some sort of divine revelation making fun of fundamentalist Christianity...right? Well, you guys certainly had me fooled. Anyway, I really am a true Christian, so I guess I'm not really wanted here after all huh?....lol.
              Huh?

              Did someone get into the sacramental wine?

              If you can point out where we are scripturally wrong, please do so.
              Drama queen

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              • #8
                Re: I get it...this is a joke....right?

                Originally posted by DarinC View Post
                Holy cow....I get it....
                Hey Darin. You're a musician. Maybe you can tell me what is wrong with the hymn How Great Thou Are in reference to God.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #9
                  Re: I get it...this is a joke....right?

                  Originally posted by DarinC View Post
                  Holy cow....I get it....this isn't real....is it? This is all genuine. I got sucked right in! This is all some sort of divine revelation making fun of fundamentalist Christianity...right? Well, you guys certainly had me fooled. Anyway, I really am a true Christian, so I guess I'm not really wanted here after all huh?....lol.


                  Yes, I do believe the 1611 KJV Bible completely.

                  Not foolin'.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I get it...this is a joke....right?

                    Originally posted by DarinC View Post
                    Holy cow....I get it....this isn't real....is it?
                    Oh come on now, don't be like that, friend. You're supposed to be a Christian, right? A hard-faced warrior of The LORD. You can handle a bit of criticism. Think of CHRIST on the cross. He took more than a few blows for us. The world could never owe Him enough.

                    Be a grown up and don't cry foul just because a few Brothers called you up on a few of your points or didn't agree with your views on the KJV. They are just testing your mettle, seeing if you have the integrity. We get a lot of trolls through these parts. For all we know you could be one of them. You can't just waltz in as some kind of authority without proving yourself.

                    True Christians™ earn their stripes here for a reason, friend.
                    May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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