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Well, if I tell my age, I'd be ashamed to be coming into Christianity so late... Almost 2 decades D:
Well, if I tell my age, I'd be ashamed to be coming into Christianity so late... Almost 2 decades D:
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Jesus reads these threads, boy. Tell the truth. Are you still in junior high?Originally posted by KJVFTW View Post
And why haven't your parents ever taken you to church? Are they devil worshipers?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I haven't been to school in forever, so I don't even know :/ My parents aren't devil worshoppers, they just aren't Christian. Okay, I'm 19... But I'm ashamed of being away from Him for so long...Comment
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What about my bible issue? Do I have to have it with me when I die?Comment
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Son, a Bible is not a "Get Out of Hell FREE Card". You have to be Saved if you want to attain the Kingdom.
And the only way to be Saved is to be a True Christian™. And the only True Christians™ are members of Landover Baptist Church.sigpic
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Friend, it is lucky that you found us! The devil is waiting for you in Hell at this very instant, sharpening his spear and stoking the flames in the lake of fire to burn you for eternity. As Brother captain Portway pointed out, the only people that are destined for eternity at the right hand of the Lord are the saved True Christian™ here at Landover.
But you are correct in starting with the KJV 1611 Bible. But it is only a starting point. Salvation requires commitment to Jesus and to the Pastors here in Freehold. Tell me, do you think you have what it takes son?Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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I-I think I do! I want to!Comment
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Tell us of the life of sin that led you to us. No detail is too shocking. You will feel much better after you unburden yourself. It is the first step toward becoming a True Christian™Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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