[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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Trust me dear, nothing shocks us here. Many of us have our stories of sin and depravity.

Why I myself once attempted to rape a friend and his lovely wife after a night of drinking and the drugs. I thank my lucky stars that my friend had the presence of mind to stab me in the testicles. Jesus was truly looking out for me that night as I didn't bleed to death on the floor of a double wide trailer in Fresno.

So when you're ready, please feel free to unburden yourself about those lesbo orgies. Jesus wants to forgive you!

OH no, Captain! That is just awful. I can tell you from my past nursing days that the testicles are a very vascular organ and you are very fortunate that you didn't bleed out! And even more so that he apparently used a knife and not the scissors! God was sure looking after you that night.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Why I myself once attempted to rape a friend and his lovely wife after a night of drinking and the drugs. I thank my lucky stars that my friend had the presence of mind to stab me in the testicles. Jesus was truly looking out for me that night as I didn't bleed to death on the floor of a double wide trailer in Fresno.

Surely Jesus was with you that day, Captain, guiding the knife so as to teach you about His love without killing you in the process. He must have had your work as our Pilot mapped out for you that night.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh, I would just be totally humiliated to talk about all that now. You would probably shudder if I would tell you all the perverted, sick things that went on. It's everything you imagine and more. I hang my head in shame and pray over and over for forgiveness and salvation from such hideous situations.

Trust me dear, nothing shocks us here. Many of us have our stories of sin and depravity.

Why I myself once attempted to rape a friend and his lovely wife after a night of drinking and the drugs. I thank my lucky stars that my friend had the presence of mind to stab me in the testicles. Jesus was truly looking out for me that night as I didn't bleed to death on the floor of a double wide trailer in Fresno.

So when you're ready, please feel free to unburden yourself about those lesbo orgies. Jesus wants to forgive you!

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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Were you nude? Because the Lord hates that, women dancing in the forest nude together, all sweaty and shiny, with the light of the bonfire reflecting off their naked flesh.

So if you did that, you should tell us all about it, so that Jesus can forgive you. Are you sure there weren't any orgies? Because it seems I read somewhere that Wiccers had all sorts of lesbo orgies. And Jesus doesn't care how ashamed you are, He just wants to forgive you.

But He can't forgive you if you don't admit that you had group sex with a bunch of other slutty young witches, all rolling around in the leaves, moaning and screaming and stuff. So just tell us about it, so Jesus can forgive you.

Oh, I would just be totally humiliated to talk about all that now. You would probably shudder if I would tell you all the perverted, sick things that went on. It's everything you imagine and more. I hang my head in shame and pray over and over for forgiveness and salvation from such hideous situations.

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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I'm even more hesitant, now. Whenever people refer to me as 'kind sir' they never have good intentions. For one, I was never knighted by the queen. Second, I'm far from kind. So, you're using this as a way to deflect criticism from yourself.

What is your agenda, little girl?

So sorry if I've offended you, I was taught to respect my elders. That's all I meant by referring to you in that manner. Actually everything I've ever done has sprung from good intentions. They just didn't all turn out "good," sadly enough. I'll not make that mistake again.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Were you nude? Because the Lord hates that, women dancing in the forest nude together, all sweaty and shiny, with the light of the bonfire reflecting off their naked flesh.

So if you did that, you should tell us all about it, so that Jesus can forgive you. Are you sure there weren't any orgies? Because it seems I read somewhere that Wiccers had all sorts of lesbo orgies. And Jesus doesn't care how ashamed you are, He just wants to forgive you.

But He can't forgive you if you don't admit that you had group sex with a bunch of other slutty young witches, all rolling around in the leaves, moaning and screaming and stuff. So just tell us about it, so Jesus can forgive you.

I've heard of such pagan rites too, and my soul shrivels at the very thought. Quite apart from the redeeming power of confessing your sins, Our Deal Lord Jesus has a special place in His heart for those who, having been mired in the unGodliest of sin yet Redeemed through His Grace, warn others in lurid detail about what demonic temptations to avoid.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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We did love to dance around the fire in the woods for the solstice..... I can barely stand to think about it.

Were you nude? Because the Lord hates that, women dancing in the forest nude together, all sweaty and shiny, with the light of the bonfire reflecting off their naked flesh.

So if you did that, you should tell us all about it, so that Jesus can forgive you. Are you sure there weren't any orgies? Because it seems I read somewhere that Wiccers had all sorts of lesbo orgies. And Jesus doesn't care how ashamed you are, He just wants to forgive you.

But He can't forgive you if you don't admit that you had group sex with a bunch of other slutty young witches, all rolling around in the leaves, moaning and screaming and stuff. So just tell us about it, so Jesus can forgive you.

[Nobar King]

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No, no kind sir.

I'm even more hesitant, now. Whenever people refer to me as 'kind sir' they never have good intentions. For one, I was never knighted by the queen. Second, I'm far from kind. So, you're using this as a way to deflect criticism from yourself.

What is your agenda, little girl?

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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There is no such thing as white magic, and besides, the only people who I know who spell magic in such a way are evil wiccans. Are you sure you're not still a witch?

No, no kind sir. Those days are behind me now. I've returned to the fold I spent my youth in.
I say white magick because I practiced spells to help others. I followed the wiccan rede, which forbade harm as anything you do will return to you times 3. I worshiped Mother Earth instead of the Creator of all. That was my error which I have corrected.

Humbly yours....

[Nobar King]

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... white magick...

There is no such thing as white magic, and besides, the only people who I know who spell magic in such a way are evil wiccans. Are you sure you're not still a witch?

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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It's good that you're not a hellbound witch-whore anymore. Praise Jesus for shining His holy white-hot love into your previously black soul.

I bet you did some awful things when you were a Devil worshiper, like lesbian orgies and baby eating. You should tell us just how far gone you were, with lots of details. It's good to unburden yourself, especially about the orgy stuff you did.

I really don't like to talk about those days, so ashamed now. I haven't seen any of the coven for years, most have left the area. However we were into white magick, so we didn't eat any babies or anything, but we had a very loving sisterhood. We did love to dance around the fire in the woods for the solstice..... I can barely stand to think about it.
Thank you for understanding

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum®, Mrs. Walters.
How many sons have you produced for Jesus?

I have one son, almost 12 and my daughter is almost 19. I have home-schooled them for 6 years, but my daughter has it in her head she wants to attend art school/ college. I'm so at ends with her. I wish she would just find a good, decent young man and settle down. She has many skills, esp. good in our vegetable garden that she tends so well and painting.

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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This is quite the conundrum. On one hand the scriptures say that your husband should decide everything.


On the other hand, there are the scriptures that say you can leave your husband.

Thanks you for the scriptural advice. I would never leave my husband, he is a good provider and taking care of him and the home keeps me out of trouble. I can't let my adventurous side to get the best of me again. I'll be staying right here cooking, cleaning and living a good virtuous life.

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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I don't know which satanic interpretation of The Holy Word you are quoting, but it certainly isn't the God Written KJV1611.

Your quote should read as:

Mark 12:

30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.

31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

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I do appreciate that these errors can be made as I too made one myself as to quoting verse on my arrival. We however MUST be mindful not to quote incorrectly.

You certainly have been around the unsaved and unsavoury traps, Kimmie Jae Walters.

It is wonderful you have seen the error of your ways and decided to receive God's Gift of Love.

I hope to see you around the place and perhaps we can swap pie recipes.

YIC,

WS.

Thank you for the welcome. And the correction. I would love to share any of my recipes.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh my goodness!! Please forgive me, that was totally unintentional.
Yes I once was a follower of wicca, back in my horribly notorious pre-marital years. But I have turned that all around now and am following the road of a true Christian. I never use those phrases anymore, it must have been sub-conscious. I am so sorry if I offended anyone.
Contritely yours.

It's good that you're not a hellbound witch-whore anymore. Praise Jesus for shining His holy white-hot love into your previously black soul.

I bet you did some awful things when you were a Devil worshiper, like lesbian orgies and baby eating. You should tell us just how far gone you were, with lots of details. It's good to unburden yourself, especially about the orgy stuff you did.