It is time for Lummox

[TheLummox (Recalcitrant)]

I notice that I'm unsaved trash.

That's true actually, because you want to know why?

I'm Native American.

That's right. Native, American.

You will throw your insults. But he who casts the stone is the guilty one.

Or whatever the fuck that means.

But here's more news for you.

I am a BASTARD child. And I love it! I was raised by someone who wasn't even my father.

However Lummox has taken time out of his schedule to post here because Lummox feels the need to speak. Because it's fun to do that sort of thing.

Call me Lummox know my name, and know my purpose.

To bash your false Deity.

Because obviously you do not realize the one true god is Man.

That's right, Man is God. Throw stones at it but you're not a True Christian, not even if you say it. A thousand times you say it but a thousand times you are wrong.

You claim God is in the sky watching us.

But God Is Among Us For We Are Man.

Lummox knows this that is why Lummox is proud of himself.

And Lummox enjoys talking in third person. Why you ask? Because Lummox can.

Lummox is not full of himself, not even after knowing he could bash down your bible thumping asses without using wit but pure brawn.

If your "God" wanted us to follow his order then why is it he made Lummox?

Lummox is a Man-whore. Lummox likes to fuck multiple women. Lummox does not suffer his wrath.

Lummox in fact once sought religion and all you brought Lummox was... Wrong answers. You call them right, but Lummox sees them as wrong, but you may spout more bullpuckery to this.

Lummox will just troll your information.

So step right up and enjoy the show, because Lummox has time to show you hoes the Lummox way of Life.

[Talitha]

Re: It is time for Lummox

An interesting Philosophy, Friend.
Tell me have you ever considered letting Jesus Christ into your life?
He died (temporarily) for YOUR Sins.

Welcome to our friendly Forum, and I thank you in advance for your Persecution.

[TheLummox (Recalcitrant)]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Sadly as Lummox has informed. He attempted Religion.

Lummox found it unsavory.

Because everything I do is wrong.

Everything with my life is apparently. Wrong.

I found that to be myself is a Sin.

So apparently I could not be, Lummox.

But I want to be Lummox, because Lummox enjoys his lifestyle.

So since Lummox enjoys who he is.

He is a sinner.

Unclean.

And full of Sin.

[Talitha]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Sadly as Lummox has informed. He attempted Religion.

Lummox found it unsavory.

Because everything I do is wrong.

Everything with my life is apparently. Wrong.

I found that to be myself is a Sin.

So apparently I could not be, Lummox.

But I want to be Lummox, because Lummox enjoys his lifestyle.

So since Lummox enjoys who he is.

He is a sinner.

Unclean.

And full of Sin.

Well, Biblically speaking, we have all Sinned in some way, and unless we can find Jesus we are all going to spend Eternity in the Lakes of Hell.

I can only try and guide you to Salvation through the Blood of Jesus Christ.

You obviously have a few Demons controlling you. I'm sure our Pastors can flush them out for you.

[TheLummox (Recalcitrant)]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Lummox dunno about that.

He's read some of the replies and it seems like many of your pastors would not care to help Lummox.

Because Lummox likes who he is.

Lummox enjoys being a sinner.

And also I do believe you seem to be the most logical of people I've seen speak.

Therefore Lummox will continue to speak to you.

[derky101]

Re: It is time for Lummox

"Sadly as Lummox has informed. He attempted Religion."
Yeah, I attempted religion too. I doesn't work. But real Christianity isn't about religion, it is about a relationship. Its about a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

Lummox found it unsavory.
Yes, religion is unsavory. It has many rules that aren't in the scripture(Catholicism is a great example), and is corrupted by many depraved people. I am sorry you had a run in with religion.

Because everything I do is wrong.
Not everything, no. It may seem that way when you talk to some people though.

Everything with my life is apparently. Wrong.
That's so sad to say, and not true. You were created in God's image, and God has a plan for your life.

I found that to be myself is a Sin.
If to be yourself is to sin, yes. When we get saved, we become a new man. The old passes away; we get a clean slate, all become new.

So apparently I could not be, Lummox.


But I want to be Lummox, because Lummox enjoys his lifestyle.
I enjoyed doing whatever I pleased too, for the moment. However, when all was said and done, and the temporary pleasures were gone, I was sad, lonely, depressed, and in some ways, afraid of what the future held. I have met few who didn't secretly feel that way when they lived like that.

So since Lummox enjoys who he is.
Not since. I enjoy who I now am in Christ.

He is a sinner.
All have sinned, every single one of us. But there is hope!

"But God commendeth(shows) his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8

I pray not that you get saved, but rather that all your journeys in life lead you to find only truth. I am confident that the result is the same.

-Derk

[TheLummox (Recalcitrant)]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Lummox, getting tired of waitin' for a response.

Even if Patience is his virtue.

Because he's just a troll.

Therefore.

Lurk.

Troll.
Troll.
Troll.

I'll be banned from this site, but hey.

Lummox will enjoy all the pleasures in his life.

And if Lummox dies in the process.

He'll be rotting in the ground like every other body.

I am a breaker of peace and as it says beneath my name.

I'm Trash.

So when you treat people like Trash,they'll continue to dick with you.

That's why you people have Trolls.

Because you're a dick to everyone else.

So, welcome to the internet folks.

And my greetings from 4chan.

[Talitha]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Lummox, getting tired of waitin' for a response.

Even if Patience is his virtue.

Because he's just a troll.

Therefore.

Lurk.

Troll.
Troll.
Troll.

I'll be banned from this site, but hey.

Lummox will enjoy all the pleasures in his life.

And if Lummox dies in the process.

He'll be rotting in the ground like every other body.

I am a breaker of peace and as it says beneath my name.

I'm Trash.

So when you treat people like Trash,they'll continue to dick with you.

That's why you people have Trolls.

Because you're a dick to everyone else.

So, welcome to the internet folks.

And my greetings from 4chan.

I could ban you, but then you will never learn The Truth about Jesus Christ.

[derky101]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Lummox, getting tired of waitin' for a response.

Even if Patience is his virtue.

Because he's just a troll.

Therefore.

Lurk.

Troll.
Troll.
Troll.

I'll be banned from this site, but hey.

Lummox will enjoy all the pleasures in his life.

And if Lummox dies in the process.

He'll be rotting in the ground like every other body.

I am a breaker of peace and as it says beneath my name.

I'm Trash.

So when you treat people like Trash,they'll continue to dick with you.

That's why you people have Trolls.

Because you're a dick to everyone else.

So, welcome to the internet folks.

And my greetings from 4chan.

Derk give response just above you. Derk quoted you, then wrote his answers right below each of your sentences.

Oh, and Derk doesn't believe you are trash, and neither does Jesus. That is why Jesus died for you, and raised again.

Derk has discovered talking in third person is fun, though it drives some people nutts. Nice one!

[Talitha]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Derk give response just above you. Derk quoted you, then wrote his answers right below each of your sentences.

Oh, and Derk doesn't believe you are trash, and neither does Jesus. That is why Jesus died for you, and raised again.

Derk has discovered talking in third person is fun, though it drives some people nutts. Nice one!

We get all kinds of lunatics in here, unfortunately.

[derky101]

Re: It is time for Lummox

We get all kinds of lunatics in here, unfortunately.

Lunatic? Just because of the 3rd person thing? I think its kind of funny. Or are you referring to the whole troll thing?

[James Hutchins]

Re: It is time for Lummox

James wants to know why Lummox writes like he does. Does he stare in a mirror and look at the only person who can tolerate him? James wonders if Lummox knows what a Lummox is?

No, you can tell Lummox is a bit mentally unstable from his rants. God could cure him of his mental issues, if only he'd open his arms to Jesus.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: It is time for Lummox

Referring to himself in the third person **twitch**
Yeah, I couldn't even read it's threads because I just can't stand that habit.

As far as being an injun, Jesus still wants to save you from your heathen ways.

Oh and you really call yourself a lummox? Do you know what that word means?

lum·mox (lmks)n. Informal A clumsy or stupid person.


It's what I call my dogs when they injure me by being big, stupid and charging into me or squishing me.