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  • ChristianDane
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    • Jun 2010
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    #1

    I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

    Hi all! Love this site! At first I didn't know what to think... Then I say all those beautiful words! I have seen them many times before, but never in this way...

    Spoken so true and with honest meaning... So I thought I'd join up! So hi!

    I'm ChristanDane from Denmark! 26 years old and married with children!


    John 7:24:
    Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

      Originally posted by ChristianDane View Post
      Hi all! Love this site! At first I didn't know what to think... Then I say all those beautiful words! I have seen them many times before, but never in this way...

      Spoken so true and with honest meaning... So I thought I'd join up! So hi!

      I'm ChristanDane from Denmark! 26 years old and married with children!


      John 7:24:
      Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment
      Praise Jesus that you found us.
      Welcome.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • TheShepherd
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          • Jun 2010
          • 2
          #3
          Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

          Hi Dane! Where are you from in Denmark? I have heard it is a beautiful place

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337
              #4
              Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

              Him being Danish has everything to do with everything. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                  Welcome ChristianDane, to perhaps the friendliest place on the entire Internet!

                  What is you real name? How many sons has your wife borne for Jesus? How do you tolerate living where you do? I am so happy you are not a mindless drone like the rest of the populace there.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • derky101
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 12
                      #6
                      Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Him being Danish has everything to do with everything. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415
                      Not every person from Denmark is the same. There are Christians in Denmark too.

                      God doesn't hate or love Denmark any more than any other country. God hates only one thing; sin.

                      Saying what you said to him is like me telling you "repent of your sinful American ways" just because America allows abortion. I'm sure you believe abortion is wrong, so why should you be grouped with the people who are pro abortion, solely based on demographics?

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2026
                          • 15118
                          #7
                          Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                          I think we are finding a little place of Sanctuary for our Danish Christian Friends

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337
                              #8
                              Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                              Yes Derky101, you are right. Sorry, ChristianDane.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                • LydiaJohnson
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Dec 2009
                                  • 36
                                  #9
                                  Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                  Welcome to our wonderful forum, ChristianDane. Maybe you can talk some sense into the other Danes that have been flooding the site recently.

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                                    • Once was lost
                                      ...but now is found.
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 490
                                      #10
                                      Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                      You have come to a great place. I suspect your a great Dane for Jesus.

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                          I look forward to meeting more fine Danish people.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                              Welcome to God's favorite forum friend.

                                              Please tell us about yourself. I had no idea there were any actual Christians in your communistic country. I had read you all turned muslim once Barack HUSSEIN Obama occupied the Whitehouse.

                                              What church do you attend? Do Swedish women bake pies at all?
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Dirk
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                  • 1425
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                  I look forward to meeting more fine Danish people.
                                                  Good Danish people that is.

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                                                    • Brother Helge
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 1074
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                      Do Swedish women bake pies at all?
                                                      Yes Pastor, they do.
                                                      But unfortunately not as good pies as American women.
                                                      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                                                      John 8:32

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                                                        • BelieverInGod
                                                          Fourm Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Feb 2010
                                                          • 9269
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I'm a ChristianDane! Hi!

                                                          Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
                                                          Yes Pastor, they do.
                                                          But unfortunately not as good pies as American women.
                                                          Oh, I don't know about that. My grandmother had the sweetest cherry pies in town. She had already moved to North America by then though.
                                                          Drama queen

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