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  • AtheistZ
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2010
    • 22

    #1

    Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

    Hello there,

    Some of you might know me as a godless creature.
    I now beg for forgiveness.
    This night I saw the light when I closed my eyes.
    Its usually dark when closing your eyes, but last night it was as bright as the morningsun.

    Im sorry for all sins I have done at this forum.
    This forum really changed my behaviour and religion.
    Im still a bit "just" enlightened.
    There is a huge religional fight going on inside me at the moment.

    Im being baptised.

    Thanks,
    Im Nexigen.
    Greetings.

    P.S the girl on this forum called felicity is very cute and gorgeous.
    I would love to talk some more with her. (i just turned 18)
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

    Praise Jesus

    Another saved soul!
    Drama queen

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

      Welcome friend
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Itroductions.

        It's always so refreshing when a soul sees the light. Shout Glory!


        Acts 9:1-5 And Saul, yet breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Lord, went unto the high priest,
        And desired of him letters to Damascus to the synagogues, that if he found any of this way, whether they were men or women, he might bring them bound unto Jerusalem.
        And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
        And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
        And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
        And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

          Praise Jesus! I KNEW He had called you here for a reason. Now's the part where you confess all the wicked, vile and perverted sins you've committed. Don't spare any details, son.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834

            #6
            Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

            @AtheistZ Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
            I Jesus!

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            • Brother Barnabus
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 388

              #7
              Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

              I think he's not being sincere. He's just using the getting saved routine as a pretext for his villainous attempt to deflower our beloved Felicity!! I can sense these things . I'm somewhat psychotic ... umm er Psychic ! . I always get those terms reversed.
              Nahum 1:2

              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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              • LydiaJohnson
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2009
                • 36

                #8
                Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                Do you really mean it?

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                • Brother Snapper Grogan
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 608

                  #9
                  Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                  Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
                  I think he's not being sincere. He's just using the getting saved routine as a pretext for his villainous attempt to deflower our beloved Felicity!!
                  Perhaps we shouldn't be too hasty, Brother Barnabus. If this young man is truly seeking salvation and is of pure of thought and intent, he may just be of an age to court Felicity. After all, she's not getting any younger and none of us would wish to see her an old maid when she could be baking pies for her husband and Soldiers for Jesus. That is, of course, providing that she's not already betrothed.
                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                  • Felicity
                    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 4834

                    #10
                    Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                    @BFDeref My father says someone who calls himself an Atheist would not be a good match for me.
                    I Jesus!

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #11
                      Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                      Perish the thought.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • AtheistZ
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 22

                        #12
                        Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                        Yes, I know my name is horrible.
                        It happened when I was still possessed by evil demons.
                        I placed this introduction yesterday, and since then I feel that the light is winning.
                        Is there a way to change my name ?.

                        I think he's not being sincere. He's just using the getting saved routine as a pretext for his villainous attempt to deflower our beloved Felicity!! I can sense these things . I'm somewhat psychotic ... umm er Psychic ! . I always get those terms reversed.
                        No not at all!. I do have a crush at Felicity, but this is not the reason why I am trying to be saved.

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                        • Brother Snapper Grogan
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 608

                          #13
                          Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                          @BFDeref My father says someone who calls himself an Atheist would not be a good match for me.
                          Your father is a wise man, Felicity. You praise Jesus every time you obey him. I hope you bake him lots of pies. What a pity there's no pie emoticon!
                          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                          • Felicity
                            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 4834

                            #14
                            Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                            @BFDeref Yes, I do bake a lot of pies for my father. Mu father loves digging into my pie! I love him almost as much as I love Jesus!
                            I Jesus!

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                            • Brother Snapper Grogan
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 608

                              #15
                              Re: Introducing, and begging for mercy now..

                              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                              @BFDeref Yes, I do bake a lot of pies for my father. Mu father loves digging into my pie! I love him almost as much as I love Jesus!
                              The Lord has blessed you as an inspiration to us all, Felicity - truly a wonder in one so young. I'll think of your sweet pie as I say my prayers tonight.
                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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