Have mercy on my soul!

[Milady]

Thank you, Lord, for letting me find this wonderful space!

I'm baptized, lutheranian but having been searching for the truth ever since I read my first Bible (in danish - )
The Lord finally heard my prayers and you were so kind to let me in here.

THANK YOU!!

God is great!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

Well you're going to have to repent, because Lutherans are false Christians and vile racists.

Please tell us about yourself, Helga. How many sons have you given your husband? What kind of pies do they make up there? I've heard of eskimo pies, is that your speciality?

[Milady]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

I repent, I really do! I try to make my self a better person by being a good wife to my husband. He prefer a danish dish called flæskesteg (roasted porc) to pies, so I don't do much in pies.

I study the Bible most of the day, when my husband doesn't need my help or services.
Unfortunately, we have no children, but we pray to God that he will give us sons one day.
And now, when I have found you, I have no doubt that He will hear our prayers, because we will be able to raise our children in the true faith and not that Lutheranian-paganism!

[Nobar King]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

I study the Bible most of the day, when my husband doesn't need my help or services.

If you have that much time to study the Bible you must have missed some spots on the floor. Is there anything fun to do in Denmark or is it all red-light districts and bums sleeping on the sidewalk?

[Milady]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

Hmm, fun between all the red lights? Of course I often go out in the night, talking to the prostitutes, trying to convince them to give up their sinful life, dress properly and see Jesus' way!
Besides, I think that studying the Bible is more important to the spots on the floor
I also work in a danish church as a verger (am not sure of the english word, but it's a kind of house keeper).
even though the people there are Lutheranians, they are good people and I try to convince them to look this way - I would be very unhappy to see them burn in Hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

Hmm, fun between all the red lights? Of course I often go out in the night, talking to the prostitutes, trying to convince them to give up their sinful life, dress properly and see Jesus' way!

You should definitely have an escort while preaching to whores, for your own safety of course. Aren't there any decent, gun-owning, Christian men hiding out in your Godless country who would be willing to bodyguard for you?

I also work in a danish church as a verger (am not sure of the english word, but it's a kind of house keeper).

I'm sure that will make you a more useful wife. Take pride in womanly work. It's good to know you aren't the androgenous, pants-wearing, bull-dyke type of girl that is becoming so prevalent during these the End Times.

even though the people there are Lutheranians, they are good people and I try to convince them to look this way - I would be very unhappy to see them burn in Hell.

You may not mind so much once you are in Heaven watching the many torments of the damned. After all, one of the great joys of Heaven is watching the damned suffer.

[Milady]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

You should definitely have an escort while preaching to whores, for your own safety of course. Aren't there any decent, gun-owning, Christian men hiding out in your Godless country who would be willing to bodyguard for you?

I'm sure that will make you a more useful wife. Take pride in womanly work. It's good to know you aren't the androgenous, pants-wearing, bull-dyke type of girl that is becoming so prevalent during these the End Times.

You may not mind so much once you are in Heaven watching the many torments of the damned. After all, one of the great joys of Heaven is watching the damned suffer.

There are some gun-owners out there. Unfortunately, they are the most godless here. They are doing drugs, raping women, goats and some of them are muslims. I think it's safer to go alone there....

I still try to convince my collegues to join me - joy's better, when sharing it with many people

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

I feel for you, sister.
It is hard to do good when surrounded by sinners, but you must persevere - I believe there is a chance for anyone, no matter what shithole they originate from (I, myself have been born to a place rife with the unwashed, where a priests "duty" involves touching children), to repent and earn their way into Heaven.

[Milady]

Re: Have mercy on my soul!

I feel for you, sister.
It is hard to do good when surrounded by sinners, but you must persevere - I believe there is a chance for anyone, no matter what shithole they originate from (I, myself have been born to a place rife with the unwashed, where a priests "duty" involves touching children), to repent and earn their way into Heaven.

Amen brother
It's all about the will in the heart, a good amount of trust in God and of course His love and mercy.

But howcome a certain denomination of Christendom only have gay priests?