Still a bit scared

[Really Scared]

Hey all
I´m a Denmarkian - or at least I usd to be, now hopefully I am on the path to salvation from our lord!

I pray for forgiveness, for all the sins I have made, and I hope some of you will pray with me.

First (and maybe worst) I was born a Denmarkian.
It has been proved that God hates Denmark http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415
so I must pray for forgiveness.

Furthermore I have learned by reading some of the many truths that the True Christians from Landover Baptist Church has written on this site, and even more from reading the holy book, KJV1611 Bible.

I am sorry I have raped goats, and I am sorry I have not married the women I have raped as a true Christian would have.
I am sorry I was born in a country where they teach children that it is ok to have sex with animals.

I am happy that I have now seen the errors of my ways, and that I have finally found true joy in praising the lord!
I have found that praying brings me more joy than raping a thousand goats!

KJV -1611Psalms 1:1-2 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

I have forsaken my ungodly upbringing, and have now found delight in the Laws of the lord, and I now meditate day and night in hope that someday I may prove myself worthy of his forgiveness!

KJV -1611Philippians 4:4-5 Rejoice in the Lord alway: and again I say, Rejoice. Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.

I rejoice in the knowledge that god will punish the people that raised me the way I was, the Lord truly is at hand!

I hope that some of the righteous people from the holy Landover Baptist Church will pray for me and my soul as well!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now we're getting somewhere! Praise JESUS! I feel the Holy Ghost descending on this forum today!!

[Milady]

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You can still marry the women that you raped. I take that they have not been killed by their ungodly parents?

[Nobar King]

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I truly believe that this young Dane is sorry for all of the sins that he has committed. Don't forget that everyone commits sins, only those who are aware and repentant become saved.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Still a bit scared

Hey all
I´m a Denmarkian - or at least I usd to be, now hopefully I am on the path to salvation from our lord!

I pray for forgiveness, for all the sins I have made, and I hope some of you will pray with me.

First (and maybe worst) I was born a Denmarkian.
It has been proved that God hates Denmark http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415
so I must pray for forgiveness.

Furthermore I have learned by reading some of the many truths that the True Christians from Landover Baptist Church has written on this site, and even more from reading the holy book, KJV1611 Bible.

I am sorry I have raped goats, and I am sorry I have not married the women I have raped as a true Christian would have.
I am sorry I was born in a country where they teach children that it is ok to have sex with animals.

I am happy that I have now seen the errors of my ways, and that I have finally found true joy in praising the lord!
I have found that praying brings me more joy than raping a thousand goats!


I have forsaken my ungodly upbringing, and have now found delight in the Laws of the lord, and I now meditate day and night in hope that someday I may prove myself worthy of his forgiveness!




I rejoice in the knowledge that god will punish the people that raised me the way I was, the Lord truly is at hand!

I hope that some of the righteous people from the holy Landover Baptist Church will pray for me and my soul as well!

Praise the Lord! Another animal sex addict has been turned toward salvation! The power of God is truly awesome.

Friend, I wish you all the luck in the world in your quest to become one with Jesus. It will be a hard road though, as you are from one of the most spiritually blighted countries on earth.

It may help you become saved more quickly if tell us some details about the disgusting sexual depravities you have engaged in before you discovered the errors of you ways. An unburdening of the soul is one of the first steps to attaining True Christianity™! Glory!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I am glad to know that there are a couple of Danes who still have a chance at salvation. It's too bad that your tiny country will be wiped out completely by the wrath of God soon. At least a few of you might not go to Hell. That is reassuring. But I guess it is worth killing a few innocent Danes in order to get at the rest of the Godless rapists. We can't after all just let pure evil carry on out in the open for the whole world to see. I would get away from the rest of those shameless eskimo savages as soon as possible, before burning sulfur starts careening down from a blackened sky all around you.

[Milady]

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I am glad to know that there are a couple of Danes who still have a chance at salvation. It's too bad that your tiny country will be wiped out completely by the wrath of God soon. At least a few of you might not go to Hell. That is reassuring. But I guess it is worth killing a few innocent Danes in order to get at the rest of the Godless rapists. We can't after all just let pure evil carry on out in the open for the whole world to see. I would get away from the rest of those shameless eskimo savages as soon as possible, before burning sulfur starts careening down from a blackened sky all around you.

My hopes is that He will takes us straight to Paradise...