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  • Christ is My Savior
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 36
    #1

    Praise God

    Hello

    I am new to this forum. My mission here is to convince people to repent from their sinfull ways. I believe the bible has the answer to all questions ever asked.

    To tell a little about myself:

    I am Danish and not proud of it. I have studied the bible since early childhood, when i has tought to read at age three by my righteous parents. I agree with your understanding of the bible as a book based on litterary messages from God. I am a former Jehowah's Witness, but their practises are simply too weak.

    I now believe in the fact, that God did not fully reveal himself before KJ1611. This outrules the Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, etc. churches (including the sects based on the beforementioned false religions). I also believe in American, being the only language of God. Many facts give us the impression, that before the fall of man, American was spoken by Adam and Eve.

    Praise God, and may he light your path.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Praise God

      Well Shout GLORY! Another heathen viking Saved through Christ's blood! Welcome, friend!

      Please tell us about yourself. What shall we call you? Do you have an American name? I'll give you one if you'd like. Viking names like "Svensk" can cause normal people's tongues to cramp up...

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      I'm Praying for you!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Christ is My Savior
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 36
          #3
          Re: Praise God

          I would like to be called Daniel for God is my judge.

          Thanks for bestowing upon me the priviledge of joining your religious society.

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612
              #4
              Re: Praise God

              Daniel is a Godly name.

              If given to you, you can be justifiably proud.

              And to be promoted to Forum Member this early in your time here is a fine achievement. Congratulations.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951
                  #5
                  Re: Praise God

                  Welcome Daniel, I am Christopher. Pleased to meet you.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                    • Saint Clem
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 34
                      #6
                      Re: Praise God

                      Originally posted by Christ is My Savior View Post
                      I would like to be called Daniel for God is my judge.

                      Thanks for bestowing upon me the priviledge of joining your religious society.
                      I shall find you some lions Daniel.
                      Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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