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  • Master Gordon
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 376

    #1

    Finally a place I feel I belong

    Hello All,

    My name is Master Gordon from Brisbane in Australia. I have known the Lord all my life and I do so much enjoy the language of the one and only true word of God from the KJV of the Bible.

    Now I have finally found a place where people talk and think like I do - how refreshing in this wicked sinful world.

    My favorite quote from the KJV Bible is:

    Genesis 19
    24Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; 25And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
    26But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.


    The irony of this teaches us a lot... First of all homosexuality is an abomination to the Lord and they deserved what God set forth upon them. Lots wife was such wicked woman for not heeding the words of the Lord.



    I look forward to talking you all ... Praise the Lord Praise the Lord...
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    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
    so a fool returneth to his folly
  • Saint Clem
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2010
    • 34

    #2
    Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

    Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
    Hello All,

    My name is Master Gordon from Brisbane in Australia. I have known the Lord all my life and I do so much enjoy the language of the one and only true word of God from the KJV of the Bible.

    Now I have finally found a place where people talk and think like I do - how refreshing in this wicked sinful world.

    My favorite quote from the KJV Bible is:

    Genesis 19
    24Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; 25And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
    26But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.


    The irony of this teaches us a lot... First of all homosexuality is an abomination to the Lord and they deserved what God set forth upon them. Lots wife was such wicked woman for not heeding the words of the Lord.



    I look forward to talking you all ... Praise the Lord Praise the Lord...
    It is a blessing to have your company Master Gordon, we need within this place persons who truly love the Lord Jesus Christ, for I verily believe there are some here who seek only to blaspheme and to take the mickey out of the Landover Baptist ministry.

    Yes, it was proper for the Lord to have smitten Lot's homosexual visitors. Lot was wrong to tell the hoodlums at his door that they were not to touch his gay friends but could do whatever they wanted to his daughters. This demonstrates clearly the proper heirarchy of God's creation...

    God
    Angels
    Men
    Women
    Cats
    Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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    • Warner S. Davidson
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 586

      #3
      Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

      Welcome to you Master Gordon.....

      It would appear that Australia is wellspring of the faithful.....You do us proud

      I am only new here but already I feel welcomed and a part of the brotherhood and sisterhood that is the LBC.

      Swish Davidson
      2 Samuel 22:31

      As for God, His way is perfect;
      The word of the LORD is proven;
      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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      • Master Gordon
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 376

        #4
        Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

        Thank you brothers in Christ I appreciate the warm welcome. Yes Saint Clem you are correct the Lords creation should not be defiled by such filth. The Lord clearly states this in Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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        Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
        so a fool returneth to his folly

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #5
          Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

          I notice that you are "Master" Gordon.

          Does this then mean that our Lord is yet to provide you with a "Mrs" Gordon to produce lots of soldiers for God's Army?
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Master Gordon
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 376

            #6
            Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

            Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
            I notice that you are "Master" Gordon.

            Does this then mean that our Lord is yet to provide you with a "Mrs" Gordon to produce lots of soldiers for God's Army?
            In my Church those that pull their weight and work hard for the Lord are given the title of Master as recognition of their contribution to taking the word of God to the unsaved filthy masses. My teacher and mentor was the Great Master Beights. Master Beights has many followers in our Church.
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            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
            so a fool returneth to his folly

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            • Master Gordon
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 376

              #7
              Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

              I see that I am referred to in here as unsaved trash, and under investigation. Why would a true soldier of the Lord like me be referred to in such a way?
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              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
              so a fool returneth to his folly

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              • Warner S. Davidson
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 586

                #8
                Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
                In my Church those that pull their weight and work hard for the Lord are given the title of Master as recognition of their contribution to taking the word of God to the unsaved filthy masses. My teacher and mentor was the Great Master Beights. Master Beights has many followers in our Church.

                What a coincidence Master Gordon .............Master Beights was my mentor also and I furiously practice his teachings...Sometimes up to 4 times a day
                2 Samuel 22:31

                As for God, His way is perfect;
                The word of the LORD is proven;
                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                • Brother Snapper Grogan
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 608

                  #9
                  Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                  Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
                  In my Church those that pull their weight and work hard for the Lord are given the title of Master as recognition of their contribution to taking the word of God to the unsaved filthy masses. My teacher and mentor was the Great Master Beights. Master Beights has many followers in our Church.
                  I hear that Master Beights ministered to seamen and that his congregation included both Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy?

                  His holiness is legion.
                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                  • Master Gordon
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 376

                    #10
                    Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                    Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
                    I hear that Master Beights ministered to seamen and that his congregation included both Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy?

                    His holiness is legion.
                    Yes the great Master Beights is well known and his teachings have bought much comfort to many.
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                    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                    so a fool returneth to his folly

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                    • WinnerNotSinner
                      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 951

                      #11
                      Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                      I can't say I have ever heard of this Master Beights. How long did you serve under him for?

                      Gordon, everyone begins out as unsaved trash. If you work hard preaching the word of the lord you may become a True Christian™.
                      6
                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • Master Gordon
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                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 376

                        #12
                        Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                        I can't say I have ever heard of this Master Beights. How long did you serve under him for?

                        Gordon, everyone begins out as unsaved trash. If you work hard preaching the word of the lord you may become a True Christian™.
                        He was my Sunday School teacher when I was aged 5 until I was completed my lay teaching and became a Master of our church prior to my marriage at aged 21. I found his teachings very helpful when I was going through puberty and as a single Christian male. You may not have heard of him but I am sure you have had similar teachers in you Christian life.
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                        Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                        so a fool returneth to his folly

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                          Who are you people? Who let the Austrians in here? Nobody knows what your'e talking about.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Master Gordon
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 376

                            #14
                            Re: Finally a place I feel I belong

                            Greetings Pastor Ezekiel I am a God fearing Christian from the Austria in the southern hemisphere, down here we call it Australia. I Praise the Lord that I was allowed to contribute to this one and only True Christian forum.
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                            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                            so a fool returneth to his folly

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